Captain John Hart: You've put on weight!
Captain Jack Harkness: You're losing your hair.
Captain John Hart: What are you wearing?
Captain Jack Harkness: Captain Jack Harkness, note the stripes.
Captain John Hart: Captain John Hart, note the sarcasm.
Captain Jack Harkness: Hey, at least I worked my way up through the ranks!
Captain John Hart: And I bet the ranks were very grateful... I need a drink.
Captain Jack Harkness: I thought you'd never ask.
[Captain John downs a bottle of vodka]
Captain Jack Harkness: So, uh, how was rehab?
Captain John Hart: Rehabs. Plural.
Captain Jack Harkness: Sex, drink, drugs, and...
Captain John Hart: [grins] Murder.
Captain Jack Harkness: [laughs] You went to murder rehab?
Captain John Hart: I know, ridiculous! The odd kill, who does it hurt?
Captain Jack Harkness: [sobers] You clean now?
Captain John Hart: Oh yeah, kicked everything. Living like a priest :DD
Gwen Cooper: What happened to Jack? He should be here!
Captain John Hart: What I've been saying all along: unreliable.
Gwen Cooper: Shut up!
Captain John Hart: [looking out the window] I think I'm starting to see what
he likes about this place: she's beautiful, he's stunning...
Gwen Cooper: Do you ever stop?
Captain John Hart: What? Five minutes to live, you want me to behave?
Oh, that's gorgeous.
Gwen Cooper: That's a poodle.
Captain John Hart: [savagely] That's nice
:DDDD
Ihanaa James Marsters, ihanaa! :DD
Torchwood<3