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Epäilys - Jacob Black<33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQPwUxQ_t_0&feature=player_embedded

True True :D

Today we had Flying Jacob for lunch. Now Jacob ain't flying no more. :')

T A Y L O R L A U T N E R !
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I'm sure pretty much ev'ry1 already knows how much I dis the whole Twilight phenomenon, but dude, I came across this, and I, like, totally went all LoL, b'coz srsly, this is so much win:

Jacob Black: "The hardest part is feeling… out of control. Feeling like I can’t be sure of myself—like maybe you shouldn’t be around me, like maybe nobody should. Like I’m a monster who might hurt somebody."

I just about ROFLd. =DDD

If I had to choose a favorite from Twilight, it would be this guy. He's got the valley girl speech down to a tee with all the unnecessary 'likes' and talking about his emotions (well, the fact that he's talking about his emotions is scary in itself, but hey it's the new era where also men can be touchy-feely and talk about their feelings..) with the uncertainty that only a real (emo) teenager can feel and express - which is badly, like presented here. "LIKE, I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT I'M, LIKE, SAYING, BUT I, LIKE, TOTALLY FEEL THAT--" *luuuuuuuuulzzzzz* :DDD

(*whispers* If anyone was left wondering, what the hell is a "valley girl", it's the English equivalent for "pissis". Maybe that helps you understand the funniness of the above context a bit better. XP)

I wonder if the books are full of that kinda speech - it'd be hell to read. And we wonder why the kids speak in such a manner these days... I say, let's blame Stephenie Meyer (c'mon, the woman's own name is spelled all wrong, what can you expect from a person like that :D) for making sparkly vamps, your-mostly-friendly-neighborhood-werewolves and emo!kids the new 'it' thing.

But maybe there's hope for the Twilight saga yet, if there were to be more valley girl speaking, angsting gays, oops I meant guys (or did I xP), like Jaakoppi. Forget about emo!suicidal!Edward and welcome prissy!Jacob. Keeping meh fingers crossed, while flipping the bird, 'coz bitch... PLS. :DD

http://v2.fi/arvostelut/viihde/630/Twilight--Uusikuu/


No mutta. Eräs Edwardin perheenjäsenistä pimahtaa ja yrittää imuttaa Bellaa. Bellakin tahtoisi muuttua glitter-vampiksi, mutta voi, Edward sai jo tekosyyn tehdä bänksit. AIDSia sairastavalta rock-narkkarilta näyttävä vastenmielinen palikkanaama muuttaa muiden metroseksuaalien kanssa kauas pois ja tajuaa pysyä siellä lähes koko elokuvan ajan - kaikki rummut soikoon! Bella rääkyy ja vikisee ja alkaa nähdä näkyjä. Onneksi edellisestä osasta tuttu namu Jacob (Taylor Lautner) lohduttaa suonekkailla muskeleillaan. Miau, gurrr-nau?

Kävin kattoos New moonin ja täytyy todeta että Taylor Lautner on aivan uskomattoman KUUMA!! Harmi vaan että se on niin nuori because I'm not really into the whole cougar thing... though I could do an exception when it comes to him ;D

Uusikuun(twilight) ensi-illassa Emilian, Fridan ja Ronin kans=) TEAM JACOB FOREVAH♥ Edward sucks, get a werewolf!