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Säännöt:

1. Valitse 15 suosikkielokuvaasi.
2. Valitse jokaisesta sitaatti.
3. Postaa ne tänne muiden arvattavaksi.
4. Jos joku arvaa oikein, tummenna sitaatti ja lisää elokuvan nimi suluissa sitaatin perään.
5. Kuka vaan saa koittaa onneaan ja arvata.
6. EI SAA HUIJATA (google/IMDb/Wikiquotes ym.))


1: Dear Governor Axtell. I've heard that you will give 200 dollars for my head. Perhaps we should meet and talk. I am at the Juarez village at the border. Send 3 men, and instruct them not to shoot, as I am unarmed. In short, Sir; I surrender. Your obedient servant William H. Bonney. PS: I changed my mind. Kiss my ass. [Young Guns]

2:
-You've never complained about my methods before.
-I've never complained! When have I ever complained about you practicing the violin at three in the morning, or your mess? Your general lack of hygiene or the fact that you steal my clothes? [Sherlock Holmes]

3: Abashed the Devil stood and felt how awful goodness is.

4: A philosopher once asked, "Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?" Pointless, really... "Do the stars gaze back?" Now that's a question.

5: Pitiful creature of darkness, what kind of life have you known? God give me courage to show you... you are not alone.

6: I just want to apologize to Josh's mom, and Mike's mom, and my mom. I am so sorry! Because it was my fault. I was the one who brought them here. I was the one that said "keep going south." I was the one who said that we were not lost. It was my fault, because it was my project. I am so scared! I don't know what's out there. We are going to die out here! I am so scared! [The Blair Witch Project]

7: A magnificent, opulent, tremendous, stupendous, gargantuan, bedazzlement, a sensual ravishment. It will be: Spectacular Spectacular. [Moulin Rouge]

8: I have no heart, I feel no love. Nor fear, nor joy, nor sorrow. I am hollow... and I will live forever.

9: Enchanté. Well! How nice. And what charming underclothes you both have. But here. Put these on. They'll make you feel less vulnerable. It's not often we receive visitors here, let alone offer them hospitality. [The Rocky Horror Picture Show]

10: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman. [Pirates of the Caribbean: Mustan Helmen Kirous]

11:
-You took my mother's guitar!
-Borrowed. I got it for her. Cost me ten quid and my Johnny Rotten T-shirt. See? DS: Donna Sheridan. HB: Head Banger.

12: You are beautiful my friend. Lestat must have wept when he made you. [Veren vangit]

13: Hello. I'm nice, he's nice, we're both fucking lunatics. Can I come in, please? [Flatliners]

14:
-If I were you, I'd give up!
-If you were me, I'd be ugly.

15. I'm on TV! Oh shit! First Cops, now this! I'm gonna be a star, son! [Scary Movie 1]

leffa tyttöporukalla... Jenna j,Sara, Marianna ja iitu ;) <3
how to make love to a woman ! ;)

Posti toi mulle aivotoimintaa tuhoavaa viihdettä tänään:



Jo kansi kertoo, että kyseessä on homoin toimintaleffa ikinä, ja niin se todellakin onkin, siitä pitävät Gay-fer ja Kova Luu huolen. Hyvästi äly. :'D

Lisäksi tilasin eilen leffan nimeltä National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon, starring Emilio "Kirppu" Estevez ja sivuosissa tietenkin velipoika Charlie "Mushroom" Sheen ja vanha tuttu: Tim Curry!


Siis tilasin tän leffan tietenkin ton Tim Curryn takia, kais tiätte? ;D

No okei, oikeasti tilasin sen, koska tahdon nähdä Emilion korsetissa ja stay-up-sukissa, mutta siitä ei puhuta, joten hys. :O

Nyt se on vihdoin katsottavissa! Suosittelen kaikille. Hyvin kerrottua asiaa ja saa varmasti ajatuksen lentämään. Todella positiivinen yllätys.

So I watched Maurice, sadly at 3 am. I was nonetheless coherent, so I didn't giggle quite too much and still remember all of it, but I did play Tetris while watching. I have notes, but they mostly say things like "HIS FUCKING EYELASHES!" "BOAT HOUSE LOL" and "OMIGOD WAGNER AGAIN!" Perhaps I should spare a little bit of attention to more "serious" films.

Here are some thoughts I could gather from my jumbled notes.

The beginning of Maurice seemed to be too fun to watch in the middle of the night. I wanted to scream with laughter. (This was when I introduced Tetris to my experience to distract myself from the funny.) Yes, I know how the storyline develops into tragic, I've read the book... but the sex pep talk and Cambridge tea party/dinner in the beginning... Ye gods, what is it with Cambridge and Wagner? Or posh schools and house/dorm homosexuality? Actually, don't tell me. I'm rather content not knowing.

Here are some things I felt happy about: James Wilby, Hugh Grant, Rupert Graves and Simon Callow. (Y U SO YOUNG? Wait, right, 1987...)

I actually did snort juice out of my nose when at the dinner table m'sieu Durham suddenly went "Oh, I say, I think I'm going to faint" and promptly fell off his chair.

I do not understand the rules of cricket one bit. There's a baseball-like setting: bats, runs and balls, but... White clothing? Wicket? What? Do people score points? (Somehow one can tell I've only come across the sport in fiction...)

Some actually say ma-mah? I always feel a bit confused when a joke has its roots in actual life.

This film was a good one. It was well-made, the story was properly thought out, if a bit tragic and slow. (We can count the latter to my short attention span, can't we?)

Also, it was a near-realistic gay romance novel written by a straight man in the first half of the 20th century and has a relatively happy ending. I am overjoyed.

(I noticed I mostly watch stuff the Internet (read: Tumblr) is excited about. I sometimes believe the hype.)

Here you go, I provide you with linkage:

Ihana joulu oli mussukan kanssa ja paljon lahjoja sain.:)
Paljon tuli myös syötyä herkkuja mussukan vanhempien luona ja kyläilemässäkin käytyä.:)
Lahjaksi sain mm. kirjan Valkyriat, muutaman suklaarasian sekä dödöä ja suihkugeelin.:)

Tänään sitten vuokrattiin leffat Valehtelemisen sietämätön keveys ja The Expendables ja nyt ihan kohta niistä ensin mainittua katselemaan.:)

Elokuvissa ollaan hiljaa&kännykät pistetään pois!


Liittykää jos olette samaa mieltä <3

Katseltiin iltapäivällä leffa Paha perhe joka oli ihan hyvä kotimainen leffa.:)
Kaupassa poikettiin välillä ja sitten salkkarien jälkeen juoksin 15,6km pk-lenkin jo varsin viileässä säässä, -2 astetta oli pakkasta, sen jälkeen suihku ja illalliseksi broilerin rintafilettä riisipedillä.:)
Nyt hyvinkin pirteä olo, lenkki piristää aina, poikkeuksetta.:)

"Varastetun tavaran vastaanotto/ostaminen on rikos"

Sama koskee nykyään myös varastetun elokuvan lataamista netistä,
mutta missä menee raja?

Onko radiokanavalla soivan, alunperin varastetun kappaleen kuunteleminen autoradiosta rikos?

Ja miten se selvitetään että onko ko. henkilö tiennyt tavaran/bittien/radioaallon värähtelyn olleen varastettua?

Jos perustaa palvelun, joka lähettää suurimmaksi osaksi mielivaltasta dataa, mutta aina silloin tällöin, kenenkään tietämättä seassa tulee Kill Bill Vol. 2

Eivätkö tässä tapauksessa vastaanottajat ole rikollisia?

Lähettäjä kyllä on.


Pureskelkaa.