Nathan: Well you know me and Peyton broke up.
Haley: Peyton and I.
Nathan: What she broke up with you too?
NATHAN: Alright. This is my stop. Thanks for the ride, fellas.
GUY: This one's funny, Thing. Lets kill him last.
NATHAN: Wait. Your name is Thing?
THING: That's right. Thing.
BOY: And I'm Thing One.
LUCAS: Okay, wait. Let me guess. Thing Two.
GUY: Thing Three. Because I'm the third.
Haley: Did you ever pick out your porn name?
Lucas: What are you talking about?
Haley: Your porn name. Um, you know. You take the name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name, you put them together. What was the name of your first pet?
Lucas: You know that. I had a dog named Rocket.
Haley: Oh, Rocket. I loved Rocket. So, your mother's maiden name is Rowe. Rocket Rowe. Nice.
Lucas: What's yours?
Haley: Oh, I had a bunny named Bunny.
Lucas: You named the bunny Bunny.
Haley: Yes, I did. And my mother's maiden name is Beaugard. So...
Lucas: Bunny Beaugard.
Haley: Bunny Beaugard. Dawson's Freaks, starring Rocket Rowe and Bunny Beaugard.
Lucas: Nice.
Haley: Shut Up.
OneTreeHill: Hm, mielenkiintoinen jakso sanoisinko. Eli Peyton kuolee, jos se synnyttää Lucasin lapsen. Haley lähtee Jamien kanssa kiertueelle ja Julian on mustasukkanen Brookesta. Ja mikä parasta, Dan saa uuden sydämen ja as Jamie'd say 'It's time to Dan get better'. Sinäänsä käännettiin juonia semisti, mutta ei mitenkään merkittävää tapahtunut. Tuntuu, että jakso tehtiin vaan pohjustelemaan Hilarien ja Chadin mahdollista OTH:sta pois lähtemistä. :( Jaksolle kouluasteikolla antaisin numeron 8½ ihan koska NATHAN on ihana. <3
"Haley: "We'd have totally separate lives, what would that mean for us?"
"Nathan: "Phonesex."
Gossip Girl: Ahh samoin kuin edellisessä tavallaan merkityksetön tavallaan merkittävä jakso. Mitään muuta ei tartte sanoa, kuin että Rachel on vitunmoinen ämmä, joka pilas Blairin elämän ja vihaan sitä ikuisesti siitä. Ja jos Blair ja Chuck ei sen takia mee yhteen niin lupaan vihastua. Plus Vanessa ja Nate on ällöjä. Ja plus Serena yritti pokaa homoa.
Lucas: So where should we start?
Peyton: Well, that's easy. I never feel at home until I unpack my music. You know, maybe we don't need to. We probably have doubles of everything, right
Lucas: Actually I don't like the cure
Peyton: How can you not like the cure
Lucas: Well, their music's depressing and whiney...
Peyton: And if it could squint, it would be you. You do realize that the lyrics I spent all day painting at the Rivercourt were The Cure lyrics right
Lucas: Oh I know and I love the lyrics. Hate the music
Peyton: I don't even know who you are right now
Lucas: Come on, Peyton, I'm just trying to be honest with you. I mean, there's got to be things I like but you don't, right
Peyton: Yeah, okay, now that you mention it - your tattoo
Lucas: What about it?
Peyton: First off, it does not mean what you think it does cause I looked it up. Second: Brooke has a very similar tattoo near her lady business
Peyton: Now, if you'll excuse me. I'm gonna take my Cure albums where they'll be appreciated.
Lucas: Like the trash?
Peyton: You see, we're totally different. Just like the article says.
Lucas: (looks at B.Davis magazine) Thanks a lot, Brooke!