What's the biggest skeleton in your closet?
Billie: "What skeletons do we have?"
Tré: "How about that time we all got drunk and went down on each other back when we were at college? We were experimenting with lesbianism."
Mike: "It turns out we were all women..."
What's the drunkest you've ever been?
Billie: "I pissed in my own luggage once in the middle of the night after an all-nighter on Guinness..."
Tré: "What about the time you woke up on a different floor of the hotel naked?"
Mike: "Me and Tré were wrestling naked in the pool a couple of months ago."
Tré: "But we were completely sober at 11:30 in the morning, drinking freshly squeezed orange juice."
Who has the filthiest touring habits?
Mike: "Tré's shit gets everywhere, all over everybody's bunks."
Tré: "It's not shit! It's my gear!"
Billie: "But the t-shirts leave scratches!"
Tré: "I never jizz in my own socks." ?!?!?!
Billie: "Yeah, that's why I've got scratches all over my feet."
What are your fellow band members' worst/weirdest personality traits?
Tré: Mike wakes up swinging!"
Mike: "Yeah, I wake up like an asshole."
Tré: "Billie will snap your head off if you point out at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he looks today."
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Mike: "Yeah, I'd buy Penthouse or Playboy to look at the pictures. The girls in these ones are like a trainwreck!"
Tré: "And they always give you shit when you try and read those fisting magazines on the plane!"
Little girl, little girl why are you crying
Inside your restless soul your heart is dying
Little one, little one your soul purging
Of love and razor blades your blood is surging
Do you have the time
To listen to me whine
About nothing and everything
All at once
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone
No doubt about it
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Am I just stoned?
I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams
She says it's lack of sex
That's bringing me down
I went to a whore
He said my life's a bore
So quit my whining cause
It's bringing her down
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Uh, yuh, yuh, ya
Grasping to control
So I better hold on
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Am I just stoned?
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Oon kuunnellu koko päivän Green Daytä. <3
Ja tää biisi soi mun päässä. :DDD