IRC-Galleria

A:Hyvä suutelija
B: kaikkien mielestä pelkkä, halpa hutsu
C: On villi
D: kaupungin/kylän tienaavin huora
E:Tykkää juomisesta
F: Sinua inhotaa
G: Toiset määräilee sinua, koska oot huora
H: vitun hullu
I: Rakastaa alkoholia (eli alkoholisti)
J: Pitää tupakasta
K: Todella tyhmä
L: kaikkien rakastama
M: Tekee seurustelusta rajun
N: Todella seksikäs
O: Paras
P: vihamiehiä enemmän, kun rakkaita
Q: tuleva pamela Andersson :P
R: peto sängyssä
S: Helposti panettavissa
T: hikke
U: Tykkää rentoutua
V: bändäri
W: kaikkien vihaama
X: Muut eivät määrää minua
Y: Yksi rakkaimmista poika/tyttö kavereista

K: Todella tyhmä
R: peto sängyssä
I: Rakastaa alkoholia (eli alkoholisti)
S: Helposti panettavissa
T: hikke
A: hyvä suutelija

MINÄ
pituus? – jotaa 170
hiusten väri? - ruskee
rusketutko helposti? - too easy
perheesi? - too big?
missä asut? – korves ja mylsäs
ruuminrakenteesi? – renkaita siellä sun täällä...

SUHTEET
seurusteletko? - nope
oletko seurustellut? - juu
oletko tällä hetkellä ihastunut? – jeps
entä rakastunut? - noup
saatko helposti uusia tuttavuuksia? – njaa..

YSTÄVYYS
onko sinulla paljon ystäviä? – mikä lasketaa ystäväks?
entä kavereita? – sama ku edellises
entä vihamiehiä? – ihan varmast
vihaatko itse ketään? - hmm...
ajatteletko joistain ihmisistä pahaa? – en... nyt

NYKYHETKI
päällysvaatteesi? - yökkäri
avonaiset msn keskustelusi? – ei mitää :(
millalailla hiuksesi on? – märät
kuka ihminen on sinua lähimpänä tällä hetkellä? - joona
oletko onnellinen? – njaa...
surullinen? – vähä
masentunut? - en... ainakaa nyt
tylsistynyt? – jeps
missä kännykkäsi on? – vieres
Mikä esine on vasemmalla puolellasi lähimpänä? - ööö... ikkuna? mokkula?
Katso taaksesi, mitä näet? – sängyn reuna, valosysteemin, julisteit, korui ja pari hyllyy

KULUNUT VIIKKO
onko joku halannut sinua viimeisen viikon sisällä? – noup
entä kenties pussannut? - noup
oletko ikävöinyt jotain kovasti? – jeps
Mitä olet ostanut viikon sisällä? – hmm... ruokaa
Oletko nukkunut vastakkaisen sukupuolen edustajan kanssa samassa sängyssä? – noup
oletko juonut alkoholia viikon aikana? - noup
oletko potenut krapulaa? - noup
oksentanut? - noup
soittanut jollekkin? – jeps
saanut viestiä vastakkaiselta sukupuolelta? - noup :(
lähettäny viestiä vastakkaisella s.puolelle? - jeps

KULUNUT VUOSI
oletko saanut uusia kavereita? – no joo...
PARAS tapahtuma kuluneelta vuodelta? – hmm... kesätyö?
oletko kokenut kuuman romanssin? - njaa..
oletko kokenut surua? - jeps
oletko ollut töissä? - jeps :)
oletko opiskellut? – njaa...
oletko itkenyt? - juu
ollut onnellinen? – jeps
oletko riidellyt jonkun kanssa verisesti? – hmm... en muistaakseni
oletko tyytyväinen kuluneeseen vuoteen? – njaa...

TULEVAISUUS
mitä odotat eniten ensi vuodessa? – uusii kokemuksii
aiotko saada lapsia joskus, monta? – pari... joskus
haluatko naimisiin? – varmaa
joku tulevaisuuden suunnitelma minkä aiot tehdä? – that’s my own little secret
missä aiot asua 10vuoden päästä? – keskustas
aiotko matkustaa ulkomaille vuoden sisällä? – en vissii...
missä olet viikon päästä? – kotoon varmaa... tylsistymäs
mikä asia ahistaa sinua tulevaisuudessa? – ku pitäs tietää mitä haluis :/

MUUTEN VAA
1. Mitä lukee 31. tekstiviestissäsi? Keneltä se on?
- Tiedän naisenkuka on hauska,huolehtiva,rakastava,hullu,ihana typy, hyväystävä crazy, a sweet baby, ja hän lukee tätä viestiä juuri nyt!!! jne liian pitkä. Maikult :)
2. Kenen sängyssä nukuit viime yön?
- omas :D
3. Minkä värinen paita sulla on päällä nyt?
- Vaaleenpunene :P
4. Lempielokuva?
- en mä tiiä...
5. Sano yksi asia jota teet joka päivä?
- listen to the music....
6. Minkä väriset ovat huoneesi seinät?
- viisin punaset ja beige ainii ja valkonen
7. Paljonko sulla on rahaa tällä hetkellä?
- öö.. pari euroo...
8. Lempibiisi?
- hmm... Stone Sourin Your God tai Slipknotin Snuff
9. En jaksa odottaa että...?
- tapahtuis jotaa mikä saa sydämmen lyömää. ja lujaa!
10. Millon viimeksi näit äitiäsi?
- pari kymment minsaa sit ku kävin alakerras
11. Kuka sai sinut rekisteröitymään galleriaan?
- itehhän mä tänne oon rekisteröityn
12. Mitä teit eilen illalla?
- hmm... tai munakokkelii ja katoin telkkarii
13. Katso vasemmalle, mitä näet?
- ikkunan ja patterin
14. Minkä vaatteen lainasit viimeksi joltain?
- hmm... varmaa kaisan takinÂ’
16. Onko sulla kasveja huoneessas?
- joku vesikasvi. riparikukka asetelmas ollu ja kuivattui ruusui
17. Sattuuko sua mihinkään tällä hetkellä?
- sydämmee... ja sääree mihin ida potkas torstain 2 kertaa!
18. Milloin viimeksi liikuit taksilla?
- tai olla kesälomal ku mentii bussille
19. Milloin viimeksi olit tosi järkyttynyt?
- hmmm... en muista
VIIMEISIN
21. Henkilö jonka näit? – joona
22. Henkilö jonka kanssa puhuit puhelimessa? – hmm... iskä
23. Henkilö jota halasit? – ei hajuakaa
24. Henkilö jonka kanssa tekstailit? – tais olla...kaisa
25. Kappale jonka kuuntelit? – Lowlife
TÄNÄÄN
27. Mitä teet myöhemmin? – luen varmaa modda kirjaa
28. Mitä olet tehnyt tänään? – datannu, käynny leffas ollu mäkkäris
29. Mitä sulla on päällä? – yökkäri, vieläki...
30. Mitä olet juonut tänään? – maitoo ja limuu
HUOMENNA
31. Millainen päivä huomenna? – kouluu... blääh
32. Mitä suunnitelmia? – normei, tylsii. koiran ulkoiulutust
33. Tavoite? – ei mitää ku mitää ei tuu tapahtumaa...
34. Mistä et pidä? – koulust

MISSÄ VIIMEKSI:
Kävin: suihkus
Tipuin tuolilta: en varmaa koskaa :P
Itkin: hmm... alkuviikost ku en jaksan enää mitää

KYSYMYKSIÄ:
Keneltä haluaisit pyytää anteeksi nyt? ööö... kahelt pojalt kenen kaa olin kesätöis... ja taisin vähä olla liian pomotteleva :(
Oletko tällä hetkellä riidoissa jonkun kanssa? jeps. mut yritän korjata asiaa mut se ei ota mitää kontaktii!!
Häpeätkö itkeä kavereidesi nähden? noup
Oletko löytänyt netistä kavereita? hmm... en
Mitä kappaletta kuuntelen nyt: Only You Can Tear Me Apart <3

SUOSIKKI:
Värisi? musta ja punanen
Kynttilä? sydän
Kirja? njaa... ei mikää
Kenkäsi? tennarit <3
Muumeista? hmm... en osaa sanoo

OLETKO:
Itsepäinen? vissii
Ilkeä? välil
Viisas? noup
Hyvä soutamaan? en nyt tiiä
Purevaa vai lyövää tyyppiä? -watch out
Satuttanut itseäsi? en mut halusin
Huutanut jollekkin ystävällesi ja katunut? hmm... en
Satuttanut ystävääsi ja kadut sitä? ehkä...

ONKO:
Hevoset ihania? njaa
Elämä laiffia? hmm...
Sinulla pelkoja? jeps... liian monta kerrottavaks

LOPPUKYSYMYKSIÄ:
Kelle puhuit viimeksi messengerissä (jos ei ole messengeriä älä vastaa): maikku

now every single cloud becomes a raging storm
as I go seeking for the one I used to live for'
since your love was taken away
my heart's been beating empty beats
well, it will end tonight'
-the blade shall set me free
a steady hand with this sharpened cold steel
will help me wipe away this pain that I feel
the rain comes falling down
my life flows to the ground
no longer feeling the pain
my flame now fading away
the rain comes falling down
my life flows to the ground
no longer feeling the pain
my flame now fading away
so here I'm lying on these dead and bloody autumn leaves
waiting for death to take me where I want to be'
a steady hand with this sharpened hard steel
will help me wipe away this agony I feel
the rain comes falling down
my life flows to the ground
no longer feeling the pain
my flame now fading away
the rain comes falling down
my life flows to the ground
no longer feeling the pain
these leaves now becoming my grave
no longer feeling the flame
no longer feeling the rain

Sentenced<3 The rain comes falling down

Laita soittimesi satunnaiselle ja vastaa kappaleiden nimillä…

Tämä kappale tekee sinut iloiseksi.
Biisi: SoS
Esittäjä: Jonas Brothers

Tämä kappale taas tekee sinut surulliseksi.
Biisi: My Only One
Esittäjä: Hurriganes

Tämä kappale soitetaan hautajaisissasi.
Biisi: Joutsen
Esittäjä: Stam1na

Tämä kappale soi häissäsi.
Biisi: Faint
Esittäjä: Linkin Park

Tämä kappale on mielestäsi maailman paras.
Biisi: No Way Back
Esittäjä: Norther

Tätä kappaletta vihaat yli kaiken.
Biisi: Looks That Kill
Esittäjä: Mötley Crüe

Tämä kappale soi, kun näit ensikertaa ihastuksesi.
Biisi: I Love Rock N´Roll
Esittäjä: Joan Jett

Tämän kappaleen esität karaokessa seuraavalla kerralla kun menet baariin.
Biisi: Surrender (Work In Progress)
Esittäjä: Billy Talent


Tämä kappale soi, kun kuolet.
Biisi: Tears Don´t Fall (Acoustic)
Esittäjä: Bullet For My Valentine

Tämä kappale muistuttaa sinua ihanasta lomamatkasta.
Biisi: Crawling
Esittäjä: Linkin Park

Tästä kappaleesta vanhempasikin tykkäävät hirveästi.
Biisi: Blitzkrieg Pop
Esittäjä: The Ramones

Ilman tätä kappaletta et voisi elää.
Biisi: The Suicider
Esittäjä: Sentenced

Osaat tämän kappaleen sanat ulkoa.
Biisi: Going Down In Flames
Esittäjä: 3 Doors Down

Humalassa ollessasi tämä kappale on helppo laulaa, mutta todellisuudessa se on hyvin vaikeaa.
Biisi: Lover The Flags
Esittäjä: Sentenced

Tätä kappaletta maantiedon opettajasi laulaa seuraavalla tunnillanne.
Biisi: Are You Dead Yet?
Esittäjä: Children Of Bodom

Haluaisit laulaa tämän kappaleen koulusi keskusradiosta.
Biisi: Hanipuppeli
Esittäjä: Harhakuvitelma

Tämän kappaleen sanoista tykkäät valtavasti, vaikka et ymmärrä mitä ne tarkoittavat.
Biisi: Rebell Yell
Esittäjä: Children Of Bodom

Haluat, että ihastuksesi laulaa tämän kappaleen sinulle keskellä koulun aulaa.
Biisi: If I Die Tomorrow
Esittäjä: Mötley Crüe

Tämän kappaleen tahdissa tanssit ensimmäiset hitaasi.
Biisi:Punk Rock Song
Esittäjä:Bad Religion

Tämä kappale soi aina discossa, kun menet sinne.
Biisi: My Sweet Lilly
Esittäjä: Hurriganes

KYSYMYKSIÄ

Mikä on nimesi?
Biisi: Traqshed, Lost& Strungout
Esittäjä: Children Of Bodom

Mistä haaveilet juuri tällä hetkellä?
Biisi: Cross My Heart And Hope To Die
Esittäjä: Sentenced

Mikä sinusta tulee isona?
Biisi: Going Nowhere
Esittäjä: Norther

Ketä/mitä rakastat?
Biisi: Hammasratas
Esittäjä: Stam1na

Mitä haluaisit saada huoneeseesi?
Biisi: Touch Like An Angels Of Death
Esittäjä: Children Of Bodom

Mitä harrastat?
Biisi: Come Clarity
Esittäjä: In Flames

Mitä mieltä olet koulusta?
Biisi: Hey Ho, Lets Go
Esittäjä: Ramones

Mitä teet, jos joku pettää sinut?
Biisi: Roadkill Morning
Esittäjä: Children Of Bodom

Mistä saat hankittua rahaa?
Biisi: Crawl Through Knives
Esittäjä: In Flames

Montako lasta saat tulevaisuudessa?
Biisi: Tainted Love
Esittäjä: Marilyn Manson

Mitä kannat aina mukanasi?
Biisi: Day Of Redemption
Esittäjä: Norther

Mitä ilman et voisi elää?
Biisi: Smash
Esittäjä: Norther

Mitä ostat ainakin kerran viikossa kaupasta?
Biisi: It´s Not My Tome
Esittäjä: 3 Doors Down

~*~THREE YEARS LATER~*~
Matt walked in the door of his house very relieved. He had just left his last appointment with his psychiatrist. The murder charges? Dropped on account of crazy. That's right, the court ruled that Matt didn't know what he was doing because he was clinically insane. He sat on the couch just as the phone rang. Luckilly, it was within the lazy mans reach.
[Matt] Hello?
[Caller] Hey man, what's up?
[Matt] Oh, hey Jay. What's goin' on man?
[Jay] Not a lot. So, I hear news of today being somewhat special?
[Matt] That's right it is. No more crazy. No more voices. Just me. Matt. Thinking for myself.
[Jay] Good to hear! So listen, me, Moose, and Padge have been talking it over, and we think that since you're officially through with your crazy-phase, that you could come back to the band and be the only lead singer we'd ever accept.
[Matt] Are you serious?!
[Jay] Wouldn't have it any other way.
[Matt] Thanks man, I owe you.
[Jay] The only thing you owe me is you in the studio next month.
[Matt] I'll be there, you can count on that.
[Jay] Okay. I'll talk to you in a while with more details on the where, when, and for how long, alright?
[Matt] Sounds like a plan to me.
[Jay] Later Matt.
[Matt] See ya.
~*~Six Months Later~*~
Bullet For My Valentine had a new record to be released in just a months time. Matt was as mentally healthy as one should be, and guess what? No more murders! The guys were thinking about celebrating that little fact, but Hallmark is really slacking in variety. Where's the 'we're-glad-the-double-murder-charges-were-dropped-and-that-you're-not-
crazy-anymore-and-that-you-haven't-killed-anyone-else' cards? Huh? Well, anyway, they are still happy for him. And ya know what else? He's even got a girlfriend. She's a brave one eh? After the band releases their record (and the unaviodable release party) they're going to take a few weeks off, then start up their next tour. And guess who's coming with them? Anne and Sara. (Anne is Matt's new girlfriend, and Sara is Jay's wife. Yeah. Jay's married.)
Happy Times!!!
Two albums and one and a half tours later, Matt stood outside some gas station in the middle-of-nowhere Vermont. The guys were on a pit-stop to stock up on soda and beer. Anne had shut herself in a spare bunk and refused to talk to anyone. Matt was trying to think of ways to get her to come out when it happened.
*She's treating you like trash, you know.*
[Matt] Yeah, yeah. I don't care. I'm sick of these fights. I'll let her be right if it stops her from running away.
*Maybe she should run away. Or maybe...that's what you should TELL people is what happened to her.
[Matt] What do you mean? And didn't I get rid of you? I was in therapy for three years.
*I was never gone, I was just annoyed. Annoyed that they tried to get rid of me. But now, with that little skank in there treating you like this, I thought it best if I give you a little help. Some...advice, if you will.*
[Matt] I don't...
[Padge] Matt? Who are you talking to?
Matt quickly flipped out his phone and pretended to be talking on it.
[Matt] What? Yeah. I'll talk to you later. Bye. Oh, hey Padge, didn't see ya there.
[Padge] Right...Well, we're ready to go, so unless you'd just like to wither away in the vast wasteland that is...wherever we are, then come on.
[Matt] Alright, I'm coming.
Padge walked away leaving Matt to himself leaning against the side of the building.
*I'm telling you, you got rid of that heartache Lindsay, and what happened? Nothing. No repercussions whatsoever. You got your life back. And you're happier then ever. But now, this Anne girl is ruining it. Are you going to let her get away with that?*

[Matt] No.

THE END
*GASP*

---

Read the Memo? I hope ya did cause if you dont know who Bullet For My Valentine is then you might want to.
Let's begin, shall we?
Matts P.O.V.~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~ I can't believe she said that. After all we've been through together. I dont believe it, I can't. I won't. After being together for 5 years she just splits. Up and leaves me because she thinks I'm crazy. She called me crazy. Why would she call me crazy? Sure, I've been to my fair share of therapists and psychologists, but it's not like I'm in a fucking psyche ward. I'm perfectly sane. I have to be. How else could I live a normal life? I sing in a band. I can play guitar. How many crazy people do you know that can do that? None, that's how many. I'm sane, so why would she leave me? *She's cheating on you.* No, no she isn't. She wouldn't. I know her. *You knew her well enough to know that she wouldnt leave you and look what she did* This is different. It's one thing to crush my heart, and another to have never wanted it. *That's just it. She did want it. But not to love. No, she wanted to rip it out of your chest. She never loved you.* You're wrong.
[Padge] Who are you talking to in there, Matt?
[Matt] No one...just myself.
At this point Padge, Jay, and Moose entered the room.
[Jay] Yourself? Matt, they're not back again, are they?
[Matt]What are you talking about?
[Padge]You know damn well what he's talking about.
[Matt] You guys dont think I'm crazy too, do you?
[Moose] That all depends. Who were you talking to?
[Matt]....
[Jay] Dude...
[Matt] So what if they're back? What's so wrong with that? It's just like talking to you guys right now. There's nothing wrong with it.
[Moose]Come on man. If it was normal, then why would we have to go through this?
[Padge]Yeah, man. Last time you almost killed someone.
*Kill? Now they're thinking.*
[Matt]Kill who?
[Padge] Like you dont remember.
[Matt]What? Oh. Yeah. I remember that. That was nothing. I dont know what came over me.
[Moose]That's exactly it. They came over you, and you still dont realize that. How do you not see this?
[Matt]Maybe because it's not what happened. Maybe because you guys are wrong.
[Padge]Listen, Matt, we know it's not you. It's like something happens and some switch flips in your head. Like something pushes a button and you're gone. You cant help what goes on.
*Dont listen to them. They're just scared.
[Matt]Scared of what?
[Moose]Who's scared? What'd they say?
*They're scared that you're going to realize that you dont need them. That someday, I'm going to tell you that they are useless to you. You dont need them. Anyone can play an instrument. But you, you sing. You scream. They cant do that. They're nothing without you, and they dont want you do know that.
[Jay]Matt...MATT!
[Matt]Huh? What?
[Jay]Dude, were you even listening to a word we just said?
[Matt]Uhhh...
[Jay] It was them again, wasnt it? Those damn voices were talking to you, and when they do you dont know what's going on around you, do you? What's going to happen once they start talking during shows? During in-stores and signings?
[Matt]You guys just dont understand. There's nothing wrong with me.
[Moose] Man, she left. We know. Get over it. If this keeps up you're going to have to go back into therapy.
[Matt] I WONT!
[Jay]Whatever, man. I'm outta here.
Jay walked out followed closely by Moose and Padge. They know how he gets when they're back. They know how he thinks when the voices come back, yet at the same time, they have no idea what to expact.

Whoa...
Lindsays P.O.V.~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~ [Lindsay] I had to go. I just had to. I couldn't take it anymore. He really lost it. It's been like this for almost two years. I tried to ignore it. I told myself it would go away, and I'd get back the sweet, caring, sane Matt I knew and loved. But it didnt go away. He didnt come back. It only got worse.
[Rachel] It's fine. You had to. I'm glad you did. It sounds like it was getting really bad. I'm just glad you're back.
[Lindsay] Thanks.I just hope he forgets about me and moves on. I'm scared of what he might do. He doesnt think rationally when he hears them, he wont listen to reason. All he'll listen to is them.
[Rachel]It'll be fine. You're home now. There's no way he can get you now.
The clock on Lindsays wall showed it was 6:14 p.m.
[Rachel]I need to get going. I have to be at work in 15 minutes.
[Lindsay] I need to start looking for a job. When he asked me to go on tour with him and move in with him I quit. I would be living in another state.
[Rachel] Alright. I'll call you sometime. Bye.
[Lindsay]Bye.
The door clicked shut behind Rachel. Lindsay sat in the quiet living room of my house until the phone started to ring. As she reached for it she paused, realizing it may be Matt. Deciding she needed to answer she picked up the phone.
[Lindsay]H-hello?
[Jeremy]Hey Lindsay, I heard you were back! What's going on?
She sighed a breath of relief.
[Jeremy]Lindsay? Are you ok?
[Lindsay] I'm fine. I just...nevermind. I'm fine, what are you up to?
Jeremy had always been protective of her. He would do what he could to make sure Lindsay was happy. Her friends insisted he like her, but she ignored them because the truth was...she likes Jeremy too.
[Jeremy] Nothing huge. I work at a night club now. It just opened. It's called Sporadic Movement. Lame, I know, but they're hiring, so I took the job.
[Lindsay]That's great!
[Jeremy]If you are looking for a job, I can talk to my manager. He's really cool. I'm sure he'd hire you. You want me to set something up?
[Lindsay] That would be great! Thanks Jeremy. I owe you one.
[Jeremy]It's nothing. Although, I was hoping...nevermind.
[Lindsay] No, tell me. What were you hoping?
[Jeremy]It's nothing
[Lindsay] Even so, what's the harm of bringing it up?
[Jeremy]Alright. Well, I was hoping that, maybe, you would, go out...with me.....tonight.
Lindsay smiled.
[Lindsay]I would love to.
[Jeremy] Really? You will? Wow...well, I'll come by at 8:30. Is that ok?
[Lindsay]That sounds great.
[Jeremy]Alright...well, I'll see you then.
[Lindsay]Bye.
They both hung up. Lindsay jumped up, happy about something for the first time in a year. She jumped into the shower, and afterwards dried herself off. Standing in front of her closet, she stared blankly at her wardrobe. A few minutes later she decided on some black jeans that were covered in useless zippers, a black shirts that said "SUSPECTED TERRORIST This is my disguise", a "Viva La Bam" wristband on her right arm and a "Don't Feed Phil" wristband on her left arm. Throwing on her spike necklace and black and red Vans, she looked at the clock. 7:38. After putting on her make-up and doing her hair, she heard a knock on the door. She opened it to reveal a very nervous looking Jeremy.
Awww, he's nervous.
Temporary wounds

---

"Franchesca Williams," Jay said, striding into the school lunch hall that day and sitting down at the table that Matt, Padge, Pandora and Moose were already seated at. "She died two days ago. How long does blood take to dry?"

"What are you on about?" Matt asked, picking at his mashed potato.


"'Franchesca Williams' was one of the names written on the door in blood," Jay replied, briskly pulling a sheaf of papers out of his bag. "She was killed a couple of streets from your apartment, Panda."


Pandora looked up at him. "Hold on, why didn't we notice this before? I'm gonna be pretty spooked if someone's been killed near to where I live..."


Jay raised his eyebrows. "That's the thing...which one of us ever watches the news?"


He had a good point. Of course, none of them did ever pay any attention to what was happening on the news.


"Coincidence, dude," Moose shrugged. "Coulda been a coincidence."


"Wait, there's more. Y'know that kid that died in the village park? Got killed?" Jay asked. "She was a young girl named Kelly Fields. Franchesca Williams was also a young girl. Am I ringing any bells here?"


Padge frowned. "Carry on..."


"Right," Jay nodded, consulting some of the writing on one of the many sheets of paper. "Here's another; Holly Landon. She was just 13 years old. And - get this - all of them were brunettes with blue eyes."


There was a short pause.


"This guy is sick," Matt said, pushing his food aside in disgust. "Way sick. Ill in the head. What the hell kind of guy would do something like this?"


Jay shrugged helplessly. "But wait a second. Listen: Anastasia Shroud, found dead in river on the 17th April...Hayley Thyme, found dead in shower cubicle in her own home, on the 17th May." He referred back to his first set of notes. "Holly Landon, drowned in her own bathtub on 17th June."


Pandora's eyes widened.


"Kelly Fields, found drowned in village park pond on 17th July...Franchesca Williams, found in ditch in pouring rain on 17th August," Jay continued. "What do they all have in common?"


Padge couldn't believe it as he leaned over to look at the pictures. "They're all brunettes with blue eyes, they're all young women in their teens, they all died on the 17th of something and they all died in some way related with water..."


There was a long silence after this.


Then Jay said one last thing:


"Something else? Those names I just read out...they died in the order they were written on the wall."


Matt looked in his bathroom mirror. He only lived in a flat a floor below Pandora, but Moose and Padge shared a slightly bigger flat right on the top floor. As he peered at his hair in the light, he could still see some small patches of light pink. Thanks to Padge, who had nicely offered to go down to the shop on his own, Matt had managed to get the dye out of his hair but there were still traces of it.


Rolling his eyes, he walked back into his bedroom and lay tiredly across his bed, thinking.

Matt felt someone wrap a pair of arms around his shoulders as Pandora launched herself at him.


"Mattie!" she yelled before laughing and shaking her long dark hair out of his eyes. "I have a present for you!"


Matt tilted his head to the side with a smile. "You do?"


"Yeah! But shhh, it's meant to be your Christmas present. And the other guys helped me out a bit cause it cost loads," Pandora grinned. "Come with me." She let go of him and lead him into the bedroom of her flat and over to the bed.


Matt gasped, his eyes widening as he took in the sight of what lay across the bed. "You...brought me...a...black flying-V...guitar...?! AH Panda, I love youuu!" he said, pulling her into a bone-crushing hug.


Pandora laughed as she almost had to fight to breathe. "Matt, ow. I'm glad you like it. A case came with it too, but no playing it until Christmas, got it?"


Matt suddenly looked at her like a toddler had just had its favourite toy taken away from it. "Awwh, please?"


"Noooo," Pandora laughed. "It'll ruin it. And you know you've got it and it's still July! Be thankful!"


Matt grinned. "I am thankful!" he said while still holding on to Pandora. "I'm

very thankful!"

Pandora giggled. "You're funny when you're all excited. Would you like me to wrap it up for you so I can put it under your bed to open on Christmas Day?"


Matt smirked. "I think I can do without the annoying wrapping paper - decorated with little teddy bears wearing antlers - that nobody can open for half a month because there's just

that much sticky tape on it."

Pandora laughed and rested her head on his chest. "You're such a great friend, Mattie."


"Awh, don't go all mushy on me," Matt almost whined. "You know I can't do mushy. But thanks. And you are too."


Pandora smiled up at him, her blue eyes sparkling in the light. "You're also very tall!" She pushed him away gently but firmly and walked over to the window. "What d'you reckon the other guys are doing right now?"


"Uhh...drinking and smoking?" Matt suggested.


Pandora raised her eyebrows as she remembered a very drunk Jay offering to have sex with her. "Okay, maybe I don't want to think about that..."


Matt laughed and shook his head before walking to the kitchen to get himself a drink of Pepsi.



Frowning, Matt sat up on his bed. He wasn't sure if what he'd just connected was relevant. He reached into his pocket and pulled out his mobile phone, which he began tapping Jay's number into.


"Wassup?" Jay asked when he answered.


"Y'know how all of the victims had similar deaths?"


"Yes..."


"Well...I dunno if this matters...but I was just thinking and...Pandora has brown hair and blue eyes...and she's only sixteen years old like us..."


Ahahahahahaha yessss, let Pandora diiiie because then I can steal Moose, Padge, Matt & Jay...muwhahahahahahaha!
Me: O.o
O.O Uh oh

Juuri ennen häitä...

Nainen: Hei rakas..
Mies: No vihdoinkin, olen odottanut jo niin kauan!
Nainen: Haluatko että lähden?
Mies: EN! Mistä nyt tuollaista sait päähäsi? Jo pelkkä ajatuskin kauhistuttaa!
Nainen: Rakastatko minua?
Mies: Tietenkin, kaikkina vuorokaudenaikoina!
Nainen: Oletko pettänyt minua koskaan?
Mies: En ikinä! Miksi kysyt tuollaista?
Nainen: Haluaisitko suudella minua?
Mies: Kyllä, aina kun minulla on tilaisuus siihen!
Nainen: Löisitkö minua koskaan?
Mies: Oletko hullu? Tunnethan sinä minut!
Nainen: Voinko luottaa sinuun?
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Nainen: Rakas..

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