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- Muistat edellisenä päivänä pukeneesi stringit, mutta et löydä niitä enää.
- Mielenosoittajat pyytävät sinua mellakka-aidaksi.
- Alusvaateostoksilla asioidessasi myyjä ohjaa sinut ystävällisesti Lainapeite-osastolle.
- Michelin pyytää sinua keulakuvakseen.
- Lentokoneessa sinut ohjataan lastiruuman puolelle.
- Japanilaisturistit näpsivät sinusta rulla tolkulla kuvia panoraamakameroillaan.
- Olet sammunut VR:n takapihalle ja herätessäsi olet täynnä graffiteja.
- Kaikki hissit menevät alaspäin.
- Kaupassa sopivia kenkiä etsiessäsi myyjä tuo lapion ja vaseliinia.
- Keittiönjakkara katoaa mystisesti istuuduttuasi siihen.

Love can touch us one time
And last for a lifetime
And never let go till we're one

Drive me crazy and that's a fact,
you're the one that's a makin' me feel like that.

Oh, you and I we must be dreamers
'Cause we're making our dreams come true
I could spend my life
Just holding you so tight
And never, ever get enough

'i love you, and i can't live my live without u' baby

I can't forget you
Ever since the moment that I met you
You've been on my mind
And I need to somehow let you know
That I think about you all the time

So when you think about love, think about me
I can give you more than you'll ever need
Sooner or later every heart needs some company
When you think about love, think about me
When you think about love, think about me

We were strangers
Now I'm already wrapped around your finger
Oh whats a heart to do
'Cause it lingers
And the thought of you
Wantin' me as much as I want you

So when you think about love, think about me
I can give you more than you'll ever need
Sooner or later every heart needs some company
When you think about love, think about me
When you think about love, think about me

Makes me blue
I'm not holding you tonight
Cause only you can satisfy
This heart of mine

So when you think about love, think about me
I can give you more than you'll ever need
Sooner or later every heart needs some company
When you think about love, think about me
When you think about love, think about me

I love rock 'n' roll
So put another dime
In the jukebox
Baby

I love rock 'n' roll
So come and
Take the time and
Dance with me

Jos merkitset yli 70 elokuvaa nähdyksi, sinulla ei ole elämää.

( ) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
( ) Boondock Saints
(x) The Mexican
( ) Fight Club
(x) Starsky and Hutch
( ) Neverending Story
( ) Blazing Saddles
( ) Airplane
(x) The Princess Bride
(x) Young Frankenstien
( ) AnchorMan: The Legend of Ron Burgandy
( ) Napoleon Dynamite
( ) Labyrinth
( ) Saw
( ) Saw II
( ) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
(x) Anger Management
( ) 50 First Dates
(x) Jason X
(x) Scream
(x) Scream 2
(x) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
(x) American Pie
(x) American Pie 2
(x) American Wedding
(x) Harry Potter
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
(x) Resident Evil I
(x) Resident Evil 2
( ) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
(x) The Village
(x) Donnie Darko
(x) Lilo & Stitch
(x) Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch has a Glitch
(x) Finding Nemo
(x) Finding Neverland
(x) Signs
(x) The Grinch (jim carrey)
(x) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
(x) White Chicks
( ) Butterfly Effect
(x) Thirteen Going on 30
(x) I, Robot
( ) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
( ) Universal Soldier
( ) A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( ) Along Came Polly
(x) Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
( ) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
(x) Joe Dirt
(x) A Cinderella Story
(x) The Terminal
(x) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
(x) Dumb & Dumberer
(x) Final Destination
(x) Final Destination 2
(x) Halloween
(x) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
( ) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
( ) Practical Magic
( ) Chicago
(x) Ghost Ship
(x) From Hell
( ) Hellboy
(x) Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam
( ) The Whole Nine Yards
( ) The Longest Yard
(x) Bad Santa
(x) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Child's Play
(x) Bride of Chucky
(x) Ten Things I Hate About You
(x) Just Married
(x) Gothika
(x) Nightmare on Elm Street
(x) Sixteen Candles
(x) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
(x) Bad Boys
(x) Bad Boys 2
(x) Joy Ride
(x) Se7en
(x) Ocean's Eleven
( ) Ocean's Twelve
( ) Identity
( ) Lone Star
( ) Bedazzled
( ) Predator I
( ) Predator II
(x) Independence Day
(x) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
(x) Darkness Falls
(x) Christine
(x) ET
(x) Children of the Corn
( ) My Boss' daughter
( ) Maid in Manhattan
( ) Frailty
( ) Best Bet
(x) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
( ) She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
(x) Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon
( ) Ever After
(x) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
(x) X-men
(x) X-men2
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
( ) Sky High
( ) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
(x) Catch Me If You Can
( ) The Others
(x) Freaky Friday
( ) Reign of Fire
( ) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) The Hot Chick
(x) Swimfan
(x) Miracle
(x) Old School
( ) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
( ) A Walk to Remember
( ) Boogeyman
( ) Saving Silverman
( ) WaterBoy
( ) Hitch
( ) The Fifth Element
(x) Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Episode II Attack of The Clones
(x) Star Wars Episode III Revenge of The Sith
(x) Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Episode VI Return of The Jedi
( ) Troop Beverly Hills
( ) Swimming with Sharks
( ) Starship Troopers
( ) Air Force One
(x) For Richer or Poorer
(x) Trainspotting
( ) People Under the Stairs......
(x) Blue Velvet
( ) Sound of Music
(x) Parent Trap
(x) Parent Trap Re-make
(x) The Birds
(x) The Terminator
(x) Terminator 2
(x) T-3
( ) Empire Records
( ) SLC Punk
(x) Meet Joe Black
(x) Nightmare Before Christmas
(x) Corpse Bride
( ) The Silence of the Lambs
(x) Sleepy Hollow
( ) I Heart Huckabees
( ) 24 Hour Party People
( ) Blood In Blood Out
(x) Thirteen
( ) Manic
( ) American History X
(x) Deep Blue Sea
(x) George of the Jungle
( ) Canadian Bacon
( ) Big Black Titties
( ) How High
( ) The Jackel
(x) My Little Ponys Grand Adventure 2

eli 109 jos ny oikein laskin mutta yhessä kohtaa menin sekasin laskuissa.

mulla ei oo elämää!!!! :D:D

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Suudelma
Suudelma vatsaan = "Tule suihkuun kanssani''
Suudelma otsalle = "Olet ikuisesti minun"
Suudelma korvaan ="Olen kiimainen"
Suudelma poskelle = "Olemme kavereita"
Suudelma käteen = "Palvon sinua"
Suudelma kaulalle = "Me kuulumme yhteen"
Suudelma olkapäälle = "Haluan sinut"
Suudelma huulille = "Rakastan sinua" tai "haluan sinut"
Pitää kädestä = "Voimme oppia rakastamaan toisiamme"

Läppäistä perseelle = "Tuo on minun"
Leikkiä korvan kanssa = "En voi elää ilman sinua"
Pidellä tiukasti = "Älä päästä irti"
Katsoa silmiin = "Älä päästä irti"
Leikkiä hiuksilla = "Sano että rakastat minua"
Kädet lantioilla ="Rakastan liikaa päästääkseni irti"
Nauraa vaikka suutelee = "Olen täysin rento kanssasi"

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