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Golden Girls - Memorable Quotes <3

Rose: My mother always used to say: "The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana."



Blanche(Salla): What do you think of my new dress? Is it me?
Sophia(tiina/katri): It's too tight, it's too short and shows too much cleavage for a woman your age.
Dorothy(tiina/katri): Yes, Blanche. It's you.



Sophia: All you ever do is talk about your sexual problems! Well, what about my sexual problem?
Dorothy: Alright Ma, what is it?
Sophia: I'm not getting any!



Blanche: [to Sophia] My mistake. I thought since you look like Yoda you were also wise.



Blanche: [referring to her brother and his lover visiting] My goodness, what would the neighbors think if they saw two men lying in my bed?
Sophia: They'd think it's Tuesday!