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LIST YOUR TOP TEN HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE STORY

1. Blaise
2. Harry
3. Severus
4. George
5. Draco
6. Hermione
7. Tonks
8. Fred
9. Remus
10. Ron

Then aswer the following questions~

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Well, that would be really odd, because IÂ’m pretty sure me and Blaise are not in the same houseÂ…

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Oh Merlin, evil Professor SnapeÂ… IÂ’d scream and tried to cover myself, thatÂ’s for sure.

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Well, if George really loves Remus and vice versa then by all means, go ahead.

Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Hmm, heÂ’s probably making use of House ElvesÂ…Can Draco cook?

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Hermione has finally stopped lecturing me about my poorly-made homework and fallen asleep, and now I can sleep as well.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
That would be so great! Tonks is great!

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Well, Fred had it coming, didnÂ’t he? George, too.

Number 9 made fun of your friends?
No, Remus wouldnÂ’t make fun of anyoneÂ’s friends.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Good riddance! No, that was mean. Ron is an awesome guy (when he wants to), but sometimes just a little annoying.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Blaise would join them.

You're on a vacation with 2 and managed to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Being the hero he is Harry will help me as much as heÂ’s able to.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
Snape will give me two things: a detention and lost house points.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
George produces some completely insane and confusing machine and with it saves the day.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Draco will point at me with his finger while laughing his arse off before he runs to tell everyone else.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?
Dear MerlinÂ… Marry Ron? It was probably Blaise who fed me that love potion and now heÂ’s very pleased at himself.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Tonks is very good at distracting people. She would make me laugh.

You compete in a Quidditch game. How does 9 support you?
Remus would try to be encouraging and tell me that as long as I do my best it will be enough. During the game he would hide his head in shame and embarrassment. I suck at Quidditch. Our captain really has to be a complete idiot to make me play. On the other hand I must be an idiot too for agreeing to playÂ…

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Ron will laugh along, even though he has no idea what IÂ’m laughing about.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Well, Blaise is pretty hot. And a Slytherin. A hot Slytherin.

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
OhÂ… Harry would never be in love with Remus, no way! I really have to get some sense into his thick head.

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?
No. I donÂ’t get along with Sev either.

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Well, George did announce earlier, that his going to marry Remus. I have successfully made Harry sane again and now heÂ’s back at Draco-drooling.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
No, they will not. DracoÂ’s perfect lips will never make any kind of contact with any parts mudbloods.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Hermione is a player? What a bitch! She is going to have same treatment as Harry, IÂ’ll make her sane again.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
It actually scares me a littleÂ… Tonks just stands there, staring.

Number 8 thinks he/sheÂ’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Oh, come on! You're just depressed. Angelina really loves you, Fred, donÂ’t worry.

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
So Remus does not want George after all? Remus is old enough to be my fatherÂ… IÂ’m very sorry, but I donÂ’t feel the same way.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
There has to be some Polyjuice involved, there just has to! Ron would not kiss Blaise, never. EwwwÂ… My eyes!

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?
Okay, so Remus did dump George and now George is taking comfort from Snape?!

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
They might, who knows. Hermione is smart and so is Blaise.

Would 2 trust 5?
Of course Harry trusts Draco. They are so in love after all.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Ron tries to make him stop, and that only makes George to tease him more.

5 and 1 are forced to go to detention together to finish their homework. What study will they pick?
Well, both Blaise and Draco are intelligent so probably Arthimancy or Ancient Runes. Maybe Potions even.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Hermione and Snape? A complete disaster.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Tonks is already an Auror and nobody wants to hire RemusÂ… Maybe he goes back to teach, I donÂ’t know.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
No, that will definitely not be okay. DracoÂ’s hair needs to be treasured, not destroyed by prankster Fred.

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Yes, all Remus has to draw is tall read-head with freckles and Hermione will be happy.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Remus tells Ron about his sexual experiences with George. Ron really doesnÂ’t want to hear what his brother does in bedÂ…

1 accidentally kicked 10?
OooohhhÂ… Ron is sooo pissed. Run, Blaise, run!

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Poor Remus would be so confused. First he was supposed to marry Fred, and found out Harry was momentarily in love with him, after that realised heÂ’s in love with me and got rejected, then dumped George who ended in bed with Snape, and now HarryÂ’s in love with him again?! What in the name of Merlin is going on?

5 and 6 did a workout together?
DidnÂ’t happen, for Draco refused to let a mudblood to get any glimpses of his Godlike body while Hermione insisted she really needed to go back to her books.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Hermione will be seriously offended and wonÂ’t speak to me for a month.

7 won the lottery?
Tonks will go on a holiday and take poor confused Remus with her.

8 had quite a big secret?
That he, Fred, is really the one who was in bed with Snape, not George.

9 became a singer?
Is he howling? I donÂ’t think Remus should singÂ…

10 got a daughter?
RonÂ’s going to be a good father. WhoÂ’s the mother by the way?

What would 1 think of 2?
Blaise in burning with jealousy because his best friend, Draco, got Harry before him.

How would 3 greet 4?
Snape would scowl and sneer while announcing what a disappointment George was in bed. (Snape doesn't know it was really Fred.)

What would 4 envy about 5?
George envies DracoÂ’s hair and his body and his boyfriend.

What dream would 5 have about 6?
Draco will have a horrible nightmare about Hermione that involves a lot of muddy brown hair and tons of very angry books.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Hermione and Tonks are both girls.

What would make 7 angry at 8?
I really have no idea. Some prank maybe, but Tonks not easily offendedÂ… Maybe she wanted to join, but Fred didnÂ’t let her.

Where would 8 meet 9?
Fred would meet Remus somewhere where is quiet and dark, so no one would see them. It is delicate situation, of course. FredÂ’s not happy that Remus dumped his brother.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
Remus doesnÂ’t dare tell Ron what else he did in bed with George.

What would make 10 scared of 1?
Nothing, Blaise would probably make Ron angry, but not scared.

Is 3 Gay?
Um… Yes? “DETENTION!” Sorry, Professor Snape! *runs away and hides*

How do you feel right now?
Damn, did this end already? I was having so fun! Yes, I am very, very bored.