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1. Going to the future is illogical. Nick can't have it.

2. They don't want to hurt you. No, They wanna KISS YOU.

3. It's possible for 3 generations of people to survive for 1,000 years - They know, they went to the year 3000.

4. Hugs are overrated, just FYI.

5. A Little Bit Longer and you'll be fine.

6. There are no cars in Oklahoma! What-so-ever.

7. It is possible for a whale to be in the pool with your mothers.

8. It is posible to be crazy and loved

9. Australians don't break hearts.

10. Board games make people bored.

11. If you want to date the Jonas Brothers you should always tells the truth, even when it's hard to do.

12. If you like a person in senior class. Your friends WILL laugh.

13. Even with all that money, all they really want is a hippopotamus for Christmas.

14. Hearing voices inside your head, means you in love. Not crazy.

15. The Jonas Brothers' grandma makes awesome scarves.

16. Life isn't suffocating, & air isn't overrated.

17. Their mom makes amazing pumpkin pie!

18. An empty room can indeed be loud.

19. There is no place like home

20. You can like and not like someone at the same time.

21. joe is enrique iglesias

22. People commonly feel supercalifragilicexpialidocious.

23. Slow down sugar, he's a freakin' diabetic.

24. Against popular belief, Joe Jonas does not have a third arm.

25. Live like your at the bottom even if your at the top.

26. It is possible that someone can smell starbucks from a two mile radius.

27. There's this thing called the rejection hot line.

28. Mufasa is actually the king of the land! And will indeed come smack you with the back of his hand.

29. Joe loves limited too!

30. Go on, open the fridge...eat a chicken.

31. Quiziggyziggyzan is indeed a holiday. ("Merry Christmas, happy Hanakuh, Kwanza, Quiziggyziggyzan.")

32. Kevin hates fruit

33. Every studio needs a rubber chicken.

34. Putting a pop tart in the microwave or oven tastes so much better

35. A bowl of sugar will get rid of a sore throat.

36. Socks make the man!

37. You can be allergic to EVERY fruit in the world. It IS possible.

38. Pwn'd is actually spelled PONED. And evidently a ten year old boy invented it.

39. Girls always ends with an S, maybe with a Z.

40. Sometimes, the only way to win is to die trying.

41. Joe is the cute funny one, Kevin is the cute romantic and Nick is the cute sensitive one.

42. Love is more than just a word. According to 13 year old Nick.

43. Do NOT share your nachos with THAT guy!

44. They'll respond to your text message, baby.

45. If you listen to a really bad song your ears will be full of melted brain.

46. Payback is two words.

47. You need hair products every three hours, or your basically screwed.

48. Hey, being a jerk is part of the rock star image.

49. No go backs; is like the golden rule.

50. When someone says LAUGH, you better do it

51. The president likes people's pink shoes.

52. The Omni Pod can totally change a life.

53. When you take a picture with somebody, you're automatically dating. So be careful. NO DAD, no more pictures.

54. You can sleep standing up.

55. It is in fact a good thing to skip school, because you can learn how to play guitar and eventually become a millionaire.

56. You wanna leave camp? Take a cold shower, & look at a tree, you're set.

57. You can lick, shake, and dunk a baby bottle pop. Who knew?

58. You can in fact be friends with someone from the opposite sex

59. The only reason people go to school anymore, is because their crushing on a person in senior class.

60. You can drink 30 cans of Diet Coke in a day and still want more.

61. Even boys straighten their hair before a date.

62. If you run into a wall you will be rushed to the hospital and get 50-60 stitches.

63. You can be a teen heartthrob, but your first kiss will be at 16.

64. You can eat $1.25 in quarters and live to tell the tale.

65. If someone punches you in the stomach you WILL fart.

66. Onions will make you cry.

67. The best thing about school is the desk.

68. Potato Chips in your PB&J sandwiches will actually taste good.

69. Barney is the best show ever. Period.

70. Fine, take your banana!

71. 6 Minutes and you can get that person you want.

72. He can't grow a moustache.

73. 7:05 is the worst time of day.

74. It's cool when someone says something like, "Your triceps look huge"!

75. Getting double grounded is the toughest.

76. "I like your red marker" is one way of flirting with a girl in kindergarten.

77. Do NOT ask Tim McGraw if you can marry his wife, because he WILL say no.

78. If a girl doesn't like your brothers you give her the peace sign and walk away.

79. "If mom likes a girl, then it's all good." - nick

80. If you are afraid that when you sleep that somebody might want to break into your house and punch you, then you are suffering from Afraidthatpeoplearegoingtopunchyouphobia.

81. Orange-black-white-dot-clear-red is a crayon color.

82. The most rock star thing to do, never get your license.

83. If you wanna record a song with Michael Jackson, you better have a wall between you.

84. Life is too short so take the time and Appreciate

85. Extreme Acting is an extreme sport.

86. You can ACTUALLY get along with your brothers, as long as you don't fist fight more than twice a day.

87. Hippopotamus for Hanukkah is the remix version of I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas.

88. You can be married/dating/have babies with girls you've never met before according to the internet

89. When someone says Hello. You say Goodbye.. HELLO! HELLO!

90. If your mom says she wants Anti-aging cream donÂ’t get it for her. ItÂ’ll make her feel OLD.

91. If you are ever uneasy about dating questions, answer with “She’s a really great girl and any guy would be lucky to be dating her.”

92. Mandy used to be that girl, you know the one that never said a word. But she sang. Oh she sang S CLUB 7 and all those boy bands. Oh that Mandy.

93. If a girl writes the same letter 3 times, she’s ‘special’

94. You can, indeed, make a paper moustache.

95. Diabetics canÂ’t eat pancakes.

96. If you donÂ’t want knowledge pouring out your head. you had better wear a helmet.

97. You can virtually scratch and sniff an orange.

98. Earth is the furthest planet from the sun.

99. If you try to put a 50$ bill in a soda machine. It will not work. Sorry for the inconvenience.

100. Ally you are supposed to date Derek (Dirk)