Elizabeth: "Very well. Only I wish you would not call me "my dear"."
Mr Darcy: "Why?"
Elizabeth: "Because it's what my father always calls my mother when he's cross about something."
Mr Darcy: "What endearments am I allowed?"
Elizabeth: "Well, let me think. Lizzie for everyday. My Pearl for Sundays. And Goddess Divine, but only on very special occasions."
Mr Darcy: "And what shall I call you when I'm cross? Mrs Darcy?"
Elizabeth: "No. No. You may only call me Mrs Darcy when you are completely and perfectly and incandescently happy."
Mr Darcy: "And how are you this evening, Mrs Darcy?" *kisses her on the forehead*
Mr Darcy: "Mrs Darcy." *kisses her on the cheek*
Mr Darcy: "Mrs Darcy." *kisses her on the nose*
Mr Darcy: "Mrs Darcy." *kisses her on the other cheek*
Mr Darcy: "Mrs Darcy." *kisses her on the lips*
