IRC-Galleria

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUWHGm4RdJ8&feature=channel

"If a tree falls in a forest and no-one is around to hear it except for a one man, but the tree falls on that man and kills him, does the man dying make a sound?"

"If we all are part of a greater whole and all come from the same place and we are all one and share the same essence, why can't I have sex with my friends sister without him getting mad at me? She's hot. I wanna get in that."

"If the meaning of life is the greatest mystery of all, why don't we put Matlock on the case? You know what I'm talking about. OOO YEAAAAH!"

"If He-Man is the master of the universe, who is this God fellow and why is he so unoriginal?"

"Why does war excist? Why do we hate and why do we keep killing each other and who keeps making these Martin Lawrence -movies? Big Mama's House 2?! Two?! What the fuck?!"

"Is there a life after death or does everything suddenly stop one day like my ability to get an erection did? Wait, who wrote that line? I didn't write that! Is my wife in the studio?! Brenda?! BRENDA?!

"I believe it was Jesus that once said: Do on the others as you would have done on to them. No, that's not right. Ääääää..."