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-Mitäs juhannuksena?

-Sitä samaa kuin aina. Kavereiden kanssa mökille, saunotaan, juodaan viinaa, tapellaan ja sammutaan metsään.

-Ei se noin mene!

-Kun sinä et koskaan muista!

And though I never know you
I look at your face.
To tell you that I love you
Don't know what to say
Give everything I got to the beautiful girl
The only thing I live for in the whole wide world

I ain't got nothing to lose
When I'm living one time
And I want you
She looks good
She looks good
And it's true
And it's true
The girl is beautiful
She is beautiful

She is beautiful
She is beautiful
Na na na na na na na na
She is beautiful
She is beautiful
Na na na na na na na na
She is beautiful
She is beautiful
Na na na na na na na na
She is beautiful
She is beautiful
Na na na na na na na na

*omistettu nösölle*

Isännällä oli kaksi vanhapiikatytärtä. Eräänä lauantai-iltana tyttäret viipyivät tavallista kauemmin saunassa. Isäntä lähti katsomaan onko jotain sattunut. Hän kurkisti saunan ikkunasta ja mitä hän näkikään? Tyttäret masturboivat kynttilöillä saunassa. Isäntä palasi pirttiin, sytytti pöydälle kaksi kynttilää palamaan, otti kolme pikaria, täytti ne viinillä ja alkoi ryypiskellä. Tyttäret palasivat saunasta ja alkoivat ihmetellä isännän touhuja.
- Tässä vaan vävypoikien kanssa iltaa istutaan…

11 REASONS U KNOW UR IN
2009

1. You go to a party, sit
down and take MySpace/Bebo
pics.

2. You havent played
solitaire with real cards
in years.

3. The reason for not
staying in touch with your
friends is that they don't
have
AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/Fa
cebook/MSN/Bebo.

4. You'd rather look all
over the house for the
remote instead of just
pushing the button on the
TV.

6. Your evening activity
is sitting at the
computer.

7. You read this list, and
keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how
stupid you are for reading
this.

9. You were too busy to
notice number five.

10. You actually looked
back up to check if there
was a number five.

11. And now you're
laughing at your
stupidity.

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Lukuvuosi loppu... Päättäjäiset meni hyvi... Kesäloma alkaa... Ja muutenki kaikki menee hyvi... Elämä hymyilee... toistaseks...

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Hey!
We're hate crew, we stand and we won't fall...
We're all for none and none for all.
Fuck you! We'll fight til' the last hit!
And we sure as hell ain't takin' no shit!

Hey!
Don't tell us what you want,
cuz we don't give a fuck about you and your kind.
You! You better take a step back whereever the fuck you came from.
No! You ain't one of us and to be tag along you're too ugly and blunt.
Why?! Is it too hard to get that we don't need you, stupid fucking cunt!?

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