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Q:What do you do if thereÂ’s an emo in your backyard with his hand blow off?
A:Stop laughing and reload!

WhatÂ’s better than 50 emo kids nailed to a tree?
One emo kid nailed to fifty trees.

What would you rather be: emo or handycapped?
trick question: being emo is a handycap.

Myspace.

An emo kid, a jew, a mexican, and a black guy jump off a building, who wins? Society.

Emo is to music as Terrorism is to society.

Get scene or cut trying

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three! One to replace it, two to write a poem about how they miss the old one.

Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!

I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.

If a blonde and an emo kid jump off a building and hit the ground at the same time, who dies first? The blonde, she drowns in the emo kidÂ’s tears.

WhatÂ’s the difference between an Emo kid and a dead baby?
The baby doesnÂ’t cry.