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Viime yönä taisin nähdä sellasta unta, missä oli Sämei, Jonna ja Jonnan serkku, jota en siis koskaan ole nähnyt. Jännä oli se, että Jonna ja se serkku oli melkein täsmälleen samannäkösiä enkä tunnistanu niitä toisistaan.

Ensin olin töissä ja pääsin kolmelta, sain kyydin yheltä meidän pullopojalta (miten se mun uneen on tunkenu?) Minnan kanssa ja meillä meni yli kaks tuntia päästä mun kämpälle...

Oltiin valmistautumassa baari-iltaan, siis Sämei ei tietenkään, mutta en voinu sitä alottaa, koska mun vaatehuoneessa (,joka siinä unessa ulottu niin pitkälle, että siinä oli ikkuna sinne etuovelle päin) oli serkun yo-juhlat. Kävin nopsaa kurkkaamassa sinne, mutta katosin ettei mun tarvinu jäädä niihin juhliin.

Sit ne juhlat loppu ja en ees muistanu mun serkun äidin nimeä ja oltiin just alkamassa hiustenlaittoon sun muuta, ni uni loppu.

Omituista.

B: "No tohon ei olis Usain Boltkaan ehtiny!"
S: "Hä? Usain Bolt -puuhakirja?"

WTF.

Ninjis: "Menee bulgarialaiseen jogurttitehtaaseen, niin saapi ikiaikaisen elämän!"

Kehittävää keskustelua terassilla!

S: "TAPSA ON NIIN HOT ET SHEAN TAI JONKU RILLIT HUURUSTUU!"

Wtf 8

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+ Pöksyt pöksyt pö-pöksyt, pöksyt pöksyt pö-pöksyt pöksyt pö-pö-pö-pö...

S: "HEI NYT MÄ TIIÄN MITEN SE MENEE! Pö-pö-pö-pö.. Eiku..."

J: "SSSS! Tajusin juuri! 8D Olin niin S-kirjaiminen, että"

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Ainiin, imuroin tässä yksi päivä muistitikkuni. Oli mielenkiintoista kaivaa se sieltä imuripussista. Piti muuten makoisaa ääntä kiivetessään pitkin sitä imurin putkea.

I am a morning person.
I am a perfectionist.
I am an only child.
I am Catholic.
I am currently in my PJs.
I am currently pregnant.
I am currently suffering from a broken heart.
I am left handed.
I am married.
I am addicted to MySpace.
I'm shy around the opposite sex.
I bite my nails.
I currently regret something I have done.
When I get mad I curse.
I donÂ’t like anyone.
I enjoy country music.
I enjoy jazz music.
I have a car.
I have a cell phone.
I have a pet.
I have at least one brother or sister.
I have been to another country.
I have been told that IÂ’m smart.
I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humour.
I have had a broken bone.
I have changed a lot over the past year.
I have had surgery.
I have killed another person.
I have had my hair cut within the last week.
I have had the cops called on me.
I have kissed someone I knew I shouldnÂ’t.
I have mood swings.
I have rejected someone before.
I have seen the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
I have watched Sex and the City.
I like Shakespeare.
I love to cook.
I love Michael Jackson.
I love sleeping.
I love to shop.
I miss someone right now.
I own over 100 CDs.
I own over 100 DVDs.
I own and use a library card.
I read books for pleasure in my spare time.
I sleep a lot during the day.
I strongly dislike math.
I think Britney Spears is pretty.
I will try ALMOST anything once.
I work at a job that I enjoy.
I can name all seven dwarfs from Snow White.
I am currently wearing socks.
I am tired.
I am currently waiting for someone.
I lost contact with someone.
I hate Miley Cyrus.
I think Party In The USA is catchy.
I'd date Harry Potter.
I can name all the past presidents of the United States.
I know who was president before George Bush.
I love pickles.
I need the internet to live.
I prefer vanilla over chocolate.
I watched Star Trek.
I watched all six movies of Star Wars.
I own an Xbox.
I think music is life.

I. Music (BOLD THE ONES YOU LIKE)
Acceptance. Coldplay. Dave Matthews Band. David Bowie. Foo Fighters. Hellogoodbye. The Killers. James Blunt. Teddy Geiger. Linkin Park. Muse. Ok Go. Panic At The Disco. Peter Bjorn And John. The Postal Service. Timbaland. Jack Johnson. Norah Jones. Drake. The Fray. The Wreckers. Michael Bublé. Beyoncé. Metallica. Massive Attack. Queen. Journey. The Cars. Supertramp. Eurythmics. Sublime. The Red Hot Chili Peppers. Wu-tang Clan. Fergie. Sarah McLachlan. Band of Horses. John Mayer. Jason Mraz. Justin Timberlake. Michael Jackson. Kenny Chesney. Carrie Underwood. Lynyrd Skynyrd. Neil Young. The Beatles. Brad Paisley. Tim McGraw. Taylor Swift. P.Diddy. Jay Z. Lil’ Wayne. Lil’ Jon. Three 6 Mafia. Nelly. Young Joc. T.I. Sean Paul. 50 Cent. Eminem. Eiffel 65. Ace of Base. The Underdog Project. Dream Theater. Santana. Alicia Keys. Incubus. Victor Wooten. Ludacris. Gorillaz. Matchbox 20. Paramore. Say Anything. Taking Back Sunday. Eric Clapton. The Darkness. Weezer. The Eagles. Jimi Hendrix. Maroon 5. Billy Joel. Reel Big Fish. Anberlin. Mae. Family Force 5. AC/DC. Hootie and the Blowfish. Electric Six. Outkast. R.E.M. The White Stripes. Prince. Mika. Crystal Castles. Britney Spears. Spice Girls. The Gossip. Lady GaGa. Eagles. Nirvana. Smashing Pumpkins. Third Eye Blind. Metro Station. All Time Low. Motion City Soundtrack. The Rocket Summer. Tenacious D. Something Corporate. The Moldy Peaches. Macy Gray. Mandy Moore. Plain White T’s. Yeah Yeah Yeahs. My Chemical Romance. Fall Out Boy. We the Kings. The Rolling Stones. Angels & Airwaves. The Beastie Boys. Black Eyed Peas. Boys Like Girls. Jonas Brothers. Demi Lovato. Selena Gomez. The Cure. Cobra Starship. Death Cab for Cutie. Deftones. Team Sleep. Filter. Goo Goo Dolls. Honor Society. Katy Perry. Kid Cudi. Tokio Hotel.

II. Movies (BOLD THE ONES YOUÂ’VE SEEN)
Pride and Prejudice. Glory Road. The Princess Bride. Goonies. Center Stage. OceanÂ’s Eleven. Seven. Newsies. 300. Robin Hood Men In Tights. Love Actually. Garden State. Donnie Darko. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. My Best FriendÂ’s Wedding. Anchorman. Drop Dead Gorgeous. Wedding Crashers. Elf. Zoolander. Austin Powers. Clueless. Mean Girls. Hairspray. Moulin Rouge. Fight Club. Rocky. Pulp Fiction. What A Girl Wants. Kill Bill. Thank You For Smoking. Little Miss Sunshine. Requiem for a Dream. The Departed. Dawn of the Dead. Memento. The Lovely Bones. 17 Again. 8 Mile. Office Space. Snakes on a Plane. Boondock Saints. Say Anything. The Silence of the Lambs. Saving Private Ryan. Superbad. The Prestige. Just Friends. The Devil Wears Prada. Under the Tuscan Sun. Titanic. Steel Magnolias. Saw. Ace Ventura. SheÂ’s the Man. Because I Said So. Catch and Release. Music and Lyrics. Spanglish. Stick It. Step Up. The Fast and the Furious. Joyride. Halloween. The Italian Job. Crash. Must Love Dogs. The Last Kiss. Chicago. Harry Potter. Rush Hour. Breakfast at TiffanyÂ’s. Clerks. Shooter. The Bourne Identity. Meet the Parents. Dirty Dancing. Rudy. National Treasure. Sleepless in Seattle. Miss Congeniality. The Science of Sleep. The Matrix. Everything is Illuminated. Good Will Hunting. Bill and TedÂ’s Excellent Adventure. Empire Records. Phantom of the Opera. Lord of the Rings. Click. Scarface. District 9. The Notebook.

III. TV (BOLD THE ONES YOUÂ’VE WATCHED MORE THAN A COUPLE OF TIMES)
ER. GreyÂ’s Anatomy. Saved by the Bell. Man vs. Wild. Scrubs. South Park. AmericaÂ’s Next Top Model. Gossip Girl. Sex and the City. Friends. DawsonÂ’s Creek. The Big Bang Theory. Seinfeld. Lost. Miami Ink. Made. Arrested Development. That 70Â’s Show. Family Guy. The Simpsons. The Office. Veronica Mars. Project Runway. Bones. Iron Chef. Alias. Pushing Dasies. Gilmore Girls. The Colbert Report. The Daily Show. Mythbusters. Avatar: The Last Airbender. Will and Grace. 24. House. To Catch A Predator. Whistler. Heroes. Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Unsolved Mysteries. 7th Heaven. Everybody Loves Raymond. Boston Legal. Bleach. What I Like About You. Reba. King of Queens. Survivor. The O.C. American Idol. Days of Our Lives. How I Met Your Mother. CSI. Boy Meets World. Law and Order. Numbers. Reno 911. I Love New York. Step by Step. Little People Big World. What Not To Wear. My Wife and Kids. Moonlight. Supernatural. Ace of Cakes. White Collar. Nip/Tuck. The Biggest Loser. Beauty and the Geek. Battlestar Galactica. Stargate SG1. The Inferno. Scarred. Wild N Out. Real World. Trinity Blood. Dead Like Me. Whose Line is it Anyway?. Dragon Ball Z. Futurama. Firefly. Medium. Star Trek. X-files. Cowboy BeBop. Sailor Moon. My Name is Earl. Six Feet Under. Dancing With The Stars. Degrassi. Greek. Glee. Secret Life of the American Teenager. The Hills. Laguna Beach. Vampire Diaries. 90210. Desperate Housewives.

S: "Ei vittu mä voisin hankkia vaipat."
B: "MITÄ?! VAIPAT?!"
S: "Sanoin ihan, että AIVOT."
B: "Ahaa."

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Osaan myös puhua "Siinä paha missäh pahassadasssahhhsh!"

Sain innostavia sähköposteja tänään:

"Näin pääset eroon jenkkakahvoistasi, Birgitta!"
"Koskien liikakilojasi"

Mitä!

Suomen Chicago on ihmeellinen paikka. Täällä ihmiset ajaa autoilla kävelytiellä, linnut lentelee sisälle ja naapurit huutelee sen takia vittua sun muuta.

Sit eräs urpo polttaa tupakkaa alakerrassa ikkunasta ja sen jälkeen suihkuttelee Axea joka paikkaan. Tuloksena miehen tuoksu kämpässäni.

Mitähän vielä?

Puhuttiin Tapiosta eli siis paremmin tunnettuna Tapsasta.

B: "Tapsa!"
S: "Lapsa!"
B: ???
S: "No Tapio Tapsa ni lapio lapsa!"
B: "Ei kukaan sano lapiota lapsaks?"