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kyllä oli mukava käydä eetun kaa vaunuja työntelemässä.. mentiin porukoille istuu siellä tuli sit vähän treenattua sellasella kivalla kunto laitteella.. sit käytiin kaupassa ostaa kaikkee kivaa sen jälkeen käppäiltiin eetun kaa takas kotia... tiina ja päivi tuli sit mun seuraks iltaa istuu pelailtiin ja sekoiltiin.. siinäpä oli sit päivä pulkassa ja nyt nukkuu et jaksaa aamulla herätä eetuu hoitaa... :)

OMISTAN:
Nokian puhelin [x]
Samsungin puhelin []
jokin muu puhelin []

Montako viestiä puhelimessasi on?
- 168

Seuraavat kysymykset koskevat kolmannen viestin lähettäjää.
1. Onko hän tyttö vai poika? - tyttö
2. Nuorempi vai vanhemi kuin sinä? - Vanhempi
3. Rakastatko häntä? - Juuh
4. Asuuko hän samalla paikkakunnalla kun sinä? - Jep jep
5. Omistaako hän jonkin lemmikkieläimen? - 2 kissaa

Onko ensimmäisen viestin lähettäjä hyvä ystäväsi?
- ei

Onko viidennen viestin lähettäjä sinulle tärkeä ja rakas?
- kyllä

Onko viimeisen saapuneen viestin lähettäjä tyttö vai poika?
- tyttö

Luotatko viimeisen viestin lähettäjään?
- Kyllä :)

Mitkä ovat toisiksi viimeisen viestin kolme ensimmäistä sanaa?
- marialle yritin soittaa...

Oletko ihastunut kahdeksannen viestin lähettäjään?
- en


--> MENE PUHELUIDEN TIETOIHIN JA SIELTÄ VASTATTUIHIN PUHELUIHIN.

Onko kolmas soittaja sinulle tärkeä?
- kyllä(maria)

Missä ja milloin olet tutustunut viidenteen soittajaan?
- jaa varmaan syntymästä... :) (mummo)

Vihaatko vai pidätkö viimeisen puhelun soittajasta?
- pidän(lotta)

--> MENE OSOITEKIRJAN NIMILISTOILLE.

Montako A-kirjaimella alkavaa nimeä listassasi on?
- 17

Montako H-kirjaimella alkavaa nimeä listassasi on?
- 10

Kirjoita kaikki sinun etunimesi kirjaimet ala puolelle, ja niiden perään montako samalla kirjaimella alkavaa henkilöä listassasi on.

j -> 23
e -> 10
n -> 12
n -> 12
a - > 17

Seuraavat kysymykset koskevat 25:tä henkilöä.

1. Onko hän tyttö vai poika? - Tyttö
2. Onko hän mielestäsi nätti/komea/hyvännäköinen? - Ihan nätti :)
3. Onko hän brune vai blondi? - Brune tällä hetkellä
4. Montako kirjainta hänen nimessään on? - 4
5. Mikä on hänen nimensä kolmas kirjain? - m
6. Missä olet tutustunut kyseiseen henkilöön? - joskus villen kautta
7. Onko hän sinulle jotain sukua? - Ei


Kerro 30:tä henkilöstä.

1. Onko hän tyttö vai poika? - Poika
2. Missä olet tutustunut tähän henkilöön? -jaa-a kaverin kautta.
3. Rakastatko/pidätkö hänestä? - iha hauska miekkonen..
4. Onko hänellä lemmikkejä? - Ei varmaan
5. Onko hän sinua vanhempi? - On reippaasti.. :)
6. Onko hän kaunis/hyvännäköinen? - no ei ehkä minun ikä luokassa... xD
7. Kuunteleeko hän samallaista musiikkia kuin sinä? - en usko...

Oletko saanut viestejä tämän kyselyn aikana?
- Ei mua kukaa muista

Oletko lähettänyt viestejä tämän kyselyn aikana?
- en

Onko kukaan soittanut sinulle tämän kyselyn aikana?
- ei edelleenkään

Oletko soittanut kenellekään tämän kyselyn aikana?
- Nöyy

Lähetätkö enemmän viestejä vai soittelet?
molempia saman verran...

Kuvaile minua 2 sanalla.

Ja kahdella hymiöllä / merkillä.

Sitten kerrot mistä asioista pidän.

Myös kerro milloin ja missä tapasimme ensimmäisen kerran.

Ja kerrot lempikappaleeni.

Lopuksi lisää tämä galluppi päiväkirjaasi.

Kun luet tätä pidä minuutin hiljaisuus Jokelan ampumakohtauksessa menehtyneiden muistoksi . Kun olet viettänyt hiljaisuutta, kopioi tämä viesti ja lisää se omaan päiväkirjaasi. Menehtyneet ansaitsevat hiljaisuuden.

ihanaa ensilumi tuli tekis mieli mennä ulos telmimään lumessa niinkuin joku pikku lapsi... xD

Nimi: jenna
Syntymäaika: 18.3.89
Ikä: 18
Kotipaikkakunta: joensuu

Asutko vahempiesi kanssa/omillaan: Omassa kämpässä
Asutko vuokra/omistus asunnossa: Vuokra
Minkä kokoinen asunto on: hmm.. en muista..?
Minkälaisessa talossa asut: omakotitalo

Onko sinulla läheiset välit vanhempiesi kanssa: jep jep
Onko sinulla läheiset välit sisarrustesi kanssa: juuh
Sisarukset(nimet ja ikä): asta 15.v atte 11.v

Opiskeletko/Käytkö töissä: en tällä hetkellä..
Mitä opskelet/ teet työksesi: opiskelen catering-alaa nyt välivuotta pitämässä.

Seurusteletko: kyllä
Seurustelukumppanisi nimi ja ikä: ville 25v
Kuinka monta vuotta olette seurustelleet: kohta kolme vuotta
Oletteko kihloissa/ naimisissa: ei ainakaan vielä.. :)
Asutteko yhdessä seurustelukumppanisi kanssa: kyllä

Onko sinulla/teillä lapsia(nimi ja ikä): Eetu 3kk
Tahtoisitko lapsia: eetu saa nyt riittää ainakin vähäks aikaa.. :)

Onko sinulla lemmikkejä: tavallaan
Minkä niminen ja ikäinen: porukoilla on bouvier topi on nimi
Tahtoisitko lemmikin: kyllä... mummolassa ois viel pari bouvierin pentuu... ;)

Oletko kummitäti/kummisetä: en
Kummilapsen nimi ja ikä: -

Onko sinulla autoa: onhan mulla
Minkä merkkinen ja värinen: tällä hetkellä viel harmaa toyota corolla
Minkä merkkisen ja värisen auton tahtoisit: hmm. no niitä on monia.. paremman ku toi mun..:)

Lempi värisi: musta, punanen, viininpunainen, violetti.
Harrastuksesi: ei oo tällä hetkellä... hmm. eetun kans oloo..?

Luetko lehtiä/kirjoja: Jonkun verran
Mitä lehtiä/kirjoja luet: millon mitäkin.

Onko sinulla paljon kavereita/ystäviä: onhan noita
Onko sinulla tulevaisuudelle suunitelmia, minkälaisia: koulut loppuun sit vois kahtoo töitä ja isompaa kämppää...

vain 1 sana...!

Kuvaile minua yhdellä sanalla... Siis vain yhdellä(!) ja laita sitten tämä omaan päiväkirjaasi, jotta näet mitä muut sinusta ajattelevat.

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Naiset-suomi-Naiset -sanakirja

Naisen logiikka miehille ymmärrettävästi selitettynä :)

Se on ihan sun päätös
= eihän asiaan ole kuin yksi ratkaisu, ja sen pitäis olla sullekin selvä.

Tee sä mitä tahdot
= kosto on kauhea.

Meidän pitäis puhua
= mä aion nyt avautua ja sä kuuntelet

Siitä vaan, senkun menet
= älä lähde.

En mä ole loukkaantunut
= tietenkin mä olen loukkaantunut, ääliö.

Oletpas sä tänään huomaavainen
= onko tänään seksipäivä?

Vähennetään romanttisesti valoja
= olen ihan jumalattoman turvoksissa

Onpas tää keittiö epäkäytännöllinen
= ostin uuden keittiön, se pitää asentaa huomenna.

Mitäs jos hankittais uudet verhot
= ..ja huonekalut ja maalataan makuuhuone.

Mä kuulin jotain melua
= sä olit melkein nukahtanut ja mua ei vielä väsytä.

Mä rakastan sua ihan hirveästi
= meillä on tyttöjen lomareissu tiedossa.

Oonkohan mä lihonut?
= kato nyt miten hyvännäköinen mä olen.

En mä mitään huuda
= totta vitussa huudan, kun mulla on hyvä syy.

Tottakai
= kyllä tai ei

Ei
= kyllä tai ei

Niin kai
= ei

Ihan miten vaan
= ei

Pete - Jenna: 68%
Humalassa tunaroiva Jenna onnistuu repimään vaatteensa pahasti, mikä tosin on kaikkien mielestä lähinnä hyvä ohjelmanumero.

Pelkoguru suosittelee juomaksi: kohmeinen minttuviina

Maria - Jenna: 9%
Kusijonoja välttääksenne livahdatte ravintolan takahuoneen WC-tiloihin, jonne sitten jäättekin loppuillaksi, koska Jenna saa oven lukon jotenkin jumiin, eikä kukaan kuule teitä metelissä.

Pelkoguru suosittelee juomaksi: salmari


Tiina - Jenna: 27%
Illanvietto venähtääkin lähes parin vuorokauden mittaiseksi hillittömäksi tinaamiseksi, ja molemmat saavat pahimmat morkkikset ja pelkotilat miesmuistiin. Jenna pelkää menettävänsä järkensä.

Pelkoguru suosittelee juomaksi: jallukola

Päivi - Jenna: 14%
Unohtakaa koko homma jo tässä vaiheessa.

Pelkoguru suosittelee juomaksi: vappuhenkinen tinneri (paljon rusinoita)

Teemu - Jenna: 77%
Jenna hokaa valtavan hauskan baarireissun jälkeen sammuneen teinipoppoon ja näiden vartioimattoman jättipussin alkoholijuomia, ja kekkerit jatkuvat pitkälle seuraavaan iltapäivään.

Pelkoguru suosittelee juomaksi: halpa punaviini

Ville - Jenna: 74%
Rahat saattavat loppua ikävästi kesken vauhdikkaan illan, mutta muuten homma toimii.

Pelkoguru suosittelee juomaksi: vappuhenkinen tinneri (paljon rusinoita)

Juhis - Jenna: 24%
Juhis ystävineen intoutuu puukkohippasille ja vähintään yksi juhlijoista - ellei peräti Jenna - lähtee linnaan.

Pelkoguru suosittelee juomaksi: valkoviini ja Sprite

Sami - Jenna: 59%
Pieni leikkimielinen kisailu verenmaku suussa voi häiritä iltaanne.

Pelkoguru suosittelee juomaksi: hyhmäinen Jägermeister

Laura - Jenna: 15%
Ryyppykekkerinne menevät takuulla mönkään.

Pelkoguru suosittelee juomaksi: kossua halvalla tuoremehulla lantrattuna

Sanna - Jenna: 89%
Tiedossa mahtavat juhlat ja uskomaton känni, eikä herättyä ole edes paha olo.

Pelkoguru suosittelee juomaksi: kaverin kaljat

Lotta - Jenna: 66%
Lotta ei huomaa virtsatahroja vaatteissaan vaan dokaa hymyssä suin.

Pelkoguru suosittelee juomaksi: punaviini

Jukka - Jenna: 8%
Ilmaisen viinan toivossa Jenna ottaa vastaan vapaaliput tapahtumaan, joka paljastuu herätysliikkeen kokoukseksi juuri paikalle saavuttua, samalla kun Jukka kiroilee auton hajoamista.

Pelkoguru suosittelee juomaksi: kohmeinen minttuviina

Jonne - Jenna: 46%
Jonne löytää AA-kerhon kokouksesta hienon joukon janoisia kavereita. Jenna on näreissään, kun valtaosa juomista kumoutuu näiden kurkkuun.

Pelkoguru suosittelee juomaksi: cuba libre