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Stranger: AAAAAAAAADRIANNNNNNNN
You: the calling?
Stranger: ...THAT TOO.
Stranger: BUT I AM LOOKING FOR ADRIAN.
Stranger: HE IS MY ONE AND ONLY.
You: OMG Brianne?
Stranger: ...NO, I AM NADIA.
You: I MEANT THAT
You: sorry Nadia
Stranger: ...>:'T
Stranger: YOU ARE NOT ADRIAN, ARE YOU.
You: YES I AM
You: I FORGET EASILY
Stranger: NO YOU'RE NOT
You: BUT YOU'RE THE ONE!
Stranger: YOU AND I ARE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER
Stranger: YET YOU FORGET MY NAME
Stranger: I AM HAVING YOUR SON
Stranger: HOW DARE YOU FORGET
Stranger: ;3;
You: I swear!
You: it was an accident!
You: I accidentally my whole mom!
Stranger: ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME ADRIAN
You: and everything went haywire
Stranger: WELL IS THAT BAD
You: NO NADIA
You: I LOVE YOU
Stranger: HOW IS YOUR MOTHER AFTER YOU ACCIDENTALLY HER?
Stranger: I WORRY FOR HER HEALTH.
You: SHE IS VERY GOOD NOW
You: SHE HAD A HEALTHY BABY BOY AFTER
You: NAME OUR SON JOSÉ. PLEASE.
Stranger: WELL THAT'S GOOD.
Stranger: BUT OUR SON IS TO BE NAMED DMITSTEVE.
You: I THINK THAT JOSÉ IS A BEAUTIFUL NAME.
Stranger: WE DECIDED ON THIS.
Stranger: ...IT CAN BE HIS MIDDLE NAME.
You: THANK YOU NADIA.
You: YOU'RE AMAZING.
Stranger: YOU'RE EVEN MORE AMAZING MY LOVE
You: NO U1
You: *!
Stranger: NO U MOAR
You: lets cut this crap and go back to /b/
Stranger: FAIR ENOUGH.
Stranger: SEEYA THERE.
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