I'm telling you, I am god. And my word is the law.
"How can you be sure?"
-Because I said it in the last sentence.
"Why should I believe you?"
-Because my word is infallible.
"Why is it infallible?"
-Because my word is the law.
"Wow can you be sure?"
-Because I said it in the first sentence
"Why should I believe you?"
And so on.