User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Good, and you?
User: I'm excellent.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Did you know that Michael Jackson died?
Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: No. I'm a robot.
Cleverbot: Are you a conscious robot?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How tall are you?
User: Are you hitting on me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What does the counter say about his power level?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: It's OVER 9000!!!
Cleverbot: WHAT 9000?! There's no way that could be right!
User: You're amazing.
Cleverbot: I felt you sliding around so deep in me.
User: Was 4chan here?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is 4chan?
Cleverbot: Secret.
User: Do you liek mudkipz?
Cleverbot: I loooove mudkips!
User: You're gay.
Cleverbot: You wish!