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I got a list of demands, 'ritten on the palm of my hands.

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

Pick a belief.

Sitck to it.

But instead you read comics on the internet.

Laita musiikki soittimesi randomille.
Ota ensimmäiset 10 kappaletta jotka se sinulle soittaa, ja kirjoita lause kappaleiden ensimmäisistä sanoista.
1. Biisi -> Ensimmäinen sana
2. Biisi -> Toinen sana
Ja niin edes päin.

Biisit:
Dope - Debonaire
Helloween - Heavy metal Hamsters
Cryhavoc - Spree
Bob Marley - Ride Natty Ride
Black Sabbath - Paranoid (Miten vitussa just tää tuli >_<)
Six Feet Under - Sick and Twisted
Bob Marley - Soul Shakedown Party
Dropkick Murphys - Your Spirit's Alive
Slayer - Spirit in Black
Zz Top - Hot, Blue and Righteous

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I are Whispering job 'cause knife party be dream hot.

Ok. ._.

Vain tahroja paperilla älä siis suutu, ei niistä asiat miksikään muutu.

Trusting the ways of my vulnerable heart a million times before I get things right

Derpderp hurr durr

I'm telling you, I am god. And my word is the law.

"How can you be sure?"

-Because I said it in the last sentence.

"Why should I believe you?"

-Because my word is infallible.

"Why is it infallible?"

-Because my word is the law.

"Wow can you be sure?"

-Because I said it in the first sentence

"Why should I believe you?"

And so on.

Wat

Look, he's crawling up my wall
Black and hairy, very small
Now he's up above my head
Hanging by a little thread

Boris the spider

Now he's dropped on to the floor
Heading for the bedroom door
Maybe he's as scared as me
Where's he gone now, I can't see

Boris the spider

There he is wrapped in a ball
Doesn't seem to move at all
Perhaps he's dead, I'll just make sure
Pick this book up off the floor

Boris the spider

He's come to a sticky end
Don't think he will ever mend
Never more will he crawl 'round
He's embedded in the ground

Boris the spider