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Smack my bitch up!

Ja nyt väsyttää

Kaheks huomen skolee? Wohoo

We keep calling the original Gamestop until they get sick of the trolling and go bananas.

GS: Hello GameStop
me: Hi, Im looking for a couple of games
GS: okay what kind of game were you looking for?
me: a couple of video games, one of them is sort of new i think
GS: do you know the name of the game you're looking for?
me: the first one is called Fifa Ten
GS: ah, FIFA Soccer 10, we dont have that in stock yet, but we should get them in soon, you could check back next week?
me: okay and then i was also looking for another game...
GS: yes?
me: this one is called Battletoads
GS: uh, let me check
GS: *whispers* Jeremy, do we have a game called Battletoads?
GS: *Jeremy grabs phone*
Jeremy: Well played! *click*

And go bananas.

Peitset pystyssä porsaan selässä potilaat ratsastaa.

No nyt näyttää hyvältä. Siinä lykkii Suomen poika! Kunhan nyt vaan olisi puhtaat jauhot pussissa, ettei vaan kävisi niin kuten 2001 Lahdessa tai sitten 2005 Kouvolassa.

VOI VOI VOI VOI! Nyt meni kuva, toivottavasti kohta menee äänikin! Nyt on kova kiirus ja kiva kuurus!

http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%253A%252F%252Fwww.youtube.com%252Fwatch%253Fv%253DBEvxsu9aeQQ%2526feature%253DPlayList%2526p%253D8E89B53FB75AC740%2526index%253D3&h=a8d33497efbce3db990ef1c52f0b472b&ref=nf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1llNYAlYrc

I got a list of demands, 'ritten on the palm of my hands.

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

Pick a belief.

Sitck to it.

But instead you read comics on the internet.

Laita musiikki soittimesi randomille.
Ota ensimmäiset 10 kappaletta jotka se sinulle soittaa, ja kirjoita lause kappaleiden ensimmäisistä sanoista.
1. Biisi -> Ensimmäinen sana
2. Biisi -> Toinen sana
Ja niin edes päin.

Biisit:
Dope - Debonaire
Helloween - Heavy metal Hamsters
Cryhavoc - Spree
Bob Marley - Ride Natty Ride
Black Sabbath - Paranoid (Miten vitussa just tää tuli >_<)
Six Feet Under - Sick and Twisted
Bob Marley - Soul Shakedown Party
Dropkick Murphys - Your Spirit's Alive
Slayer - Spirit in Black
Zz Top - Hot, Blue and Righteous

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I are Whispering job 'cause knife party be dream hot.

Ok. ._.