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You are my sweetest love,
this love I always wanna hug,
because I really love you,
the world just has to know.

I'll do anything for you,
there is nothing I wouldn't do.
snuggle, cuddle and then hug me,
with you I always want to be.

la (25X)

My love is deep and true
I'd be lost if not with you
So long it would have been
If not for you and me


I'll do anything for you,
there is nothing I wouldn't do.
snuggle, cuddle and then hug me,
with you I always want to be.

la (25x)

Our feelings are so strong
And our hearts will beat as one
Another ending story
Is what I have with you

I'll do anything for you,
there is nothing I wouldn't do.
snuggle, cuddle and then hug me,
with you I always want to be.

la (25x)

You are my sweetest love,
this love I always wanna hug,
because I really love you,
the world just has to know.

I'll do anything for you,
there is nothing I wouldn't do.
snuggle, cuddle and then hug me,
with you I always want to be.

Rakas Elisa

Syntymäpäiväni on pian. Toivoisin sinulta lahjaksi joko hiirimaton tai syöpäsairauden. Mutta jos jompikumpi niistä on liian kallis, myös kahvinkorvike kelpaa hyvin. Mutta myös rakennuspalikka olisi kiva, sillä olen kerännyt niitä monta vuotta. mutta toki voi hankkia minulle myös helmistringit, se näyttää kauniilta pöytäni päällä. Jos haluat jotain hienotunteisempaa, osta vaikka kokaiinia. Ai niin, voisit rakennuttaa minulle oman bordellin! Valitse jokin näistä, kiitos. Ja hei, jos et saa näitä mitään osta sitten vaikka kuntopyörä, jolla voin itsetyydyttää, kiitos!

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Teko-ohje:

Rakas -ystäväsi nimi-,
Syntymäpäiväni on pian. Toivoisin sinulta lahjaksi joko -1- tai -2-. Mutta jos jompikumpi niistä on liian kallis, myös -3- kelpaa hyvin. Mutta myös -4- olisi kiva, sillä olen kerännyt niitä monta vuotta. Mutta toki voit hankkia minulle myös -5-, se näyttäisi kauniilta pöytäni päällä. Jos haluat jotain hienotunteisempaa, osta vaikka -6-. Ai niin, voisit rakennuttaa minulle oman -7-! Valitse jokin näistä, kiitos. Ja hei, jos et saa näistä mitään, niin osta sitten vaikka -8-, -9-, kiitos!
Toivoo -oma nimesi-

-1- Kuinka monta hiusta lähtee, kun kiskaiset hiuksiasi?
0-2= Rannekello
2-4= Hiirimatto
4-6= Kynäteline
6-8= Nastoja
8- = Ripustin

-2- Kuinka monelta heräät arkiaamuisin?
03.00 tai aiemmin = Piirustuspaperia
03.00-04.00 = Kaukosäädin
04.00-05.00 = Tapettikangas
05.00-06.00 = Geelikynä
06.00-07.00 = Liitutaulu
07.00-08.00 = Syöpäsairaus
08.00-09.00 = postimerkki
09.00-10.00 = Hymiösetti
10.00 tai myöhemmin = Kirkkovene melan

-3- Ikäsi?
11 tai nuorempi = Muropaketti
12 = Homejuusto
13 = Vehnäleipä
14 = Kahvikorvikkeet
15 = Puuroriisi
16 = Savusilli
17 = Kookoshiutaleet
18 tai vanhempi = Hillopurkki

-4- Lempivärisi?
Punainen = Virus
Sininen = Korttipakka
Keltainen = Seksilelu
Vihreä = Rakennuspalikka
Oranssi = Höyhen
Pinkki = Koirakarva
Musta = Sydänsairaus
Valkoinen = Hammastikku
Kultainen = terveysside
Hopea = tekohampaat
Harmaa = Sukkanauha
Ruskea = varpaankynsi
Violetti = Tamponi
Beige = Pornovideo
Muu = viinapullon korkki

-5- Lempi tv-ohjelmasi?

Salatut elämät = Dildon
Lost = Pornofilmikokoelman
Täydelliset Naiset = alastonkuvani
Heroes = Vibraattorin
Sydänjää = Pamelan nimmarin
C.S.I = Käsiraudat
Todistettavasti syyllinen = Käytettyjä kortsuja
Pako = helmistringit
Simpsonit = Piikkikorkokengät
Muu = pakastettua spermaa

-6- Sisarustesi määrä?
0 = hasista
1-3 = marihuanaa
4-6 = kokaiinia
6-8= anfetamiinia
8- = tupakkaa

-7- Monta hyvää ystävää sinulla on?
0-1 = Leikkimökin
1-3 = Bordellin
4-7 = Kirkon
8-11 = Strippibaarin
12-15 = Lihakaupan
16 - = Kauneushoitolan

-8- Etunimesi alkukirjain?
A-D = Bratz-nukke
E-H = Hattarakone
I-L = Kuntopyörä
M-P = Voodoo-nukke
Q-T = laavalamppu
U-X= Muumimuki
Y-Ö = Lävistysneula

-9- Nukkumaanmenoaikasi arki-iltoina?
19.00 tai aiemmin = Jota voin maalailla
20.00-21.00 = Jota voin ajatella iltaisin
21.00-23.00 = Jolla voin itsetyydyttää
23-00-1.00 = Jolle voin lukea satuja
01.00 - = Jolle voin ladella synkät salaisuuteni


8D
Ja hauskin juttu tässä on se, että mulla oli vähän aikaa sitte snyttärit. Ja sain lahjaks kynätelineen! o(=U=)o

Ei kyllä tääkään..x))

Happy: So why do they call him "The Joker"?
Dopey: I heard he wears a condom.
Happy: A condom?
Dopey: Yeah, to fuck people.

:

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D

En hajonnu ;)

If I were to die murdered in cold blood tomorrow
Would you feel sorrow or show love
Or would it matter
Can never be the lead-off batter of things
Shit for me to feed off
I'm see-saw battlin
But theres way too much at stake for me to be fake
There's too much on my plate
And I came way too far in this game to turn and walk away
And not say what I got to say
What the fuck you take me for? a joke? you smokin crack?
Before I do that, I beg Mariah to take me back
I get up 'for i get down, run myself in the ground, 'for I put some wack shit out
I'm tryin-a smack this one out the park, five-thousand mark
Ya'll steady tryin to drown the shark
Ain't gonna do nothin but piss me off
Lid to the can of whoop ass, just twist me off
See me leap out, pull the piece out, fuck shootin i'm just trying to knock his teeth out
Fuck with me now, bitch, let's see you freestyle
Talk is cheap, motherfucker if you're really feeling froggish, leap
Yo slim, you gonna let him get away with that?
He tried to play you, you can't let him skate with that
Man I hate this crap, this ain't rap,
This is crazy the way we act
When we confuse hip-hop with real life when the music stops

There ain't no getting rid of McVeigh
If so you woulda tried
The only way I'm leavin this bitch is suicide
I have died clinically, arrived back at my enemy's crib with hennesy,
Got drunk then I finished he
I'm every nigga's favorite arch-enemy.
Physically fitted to be the most dangerous nigga with beef
I spark willingly with a dillinger in the dark dilligently
I'm not what you think
I appear to be fucked up
Mentally endangered
I can't stay away from a razor
I just want my face in a paper
I wish a nigger had a grenade to squeeze tight to awake neighbors for acres
I murder you
Danger had me turned into a mad man, son of sam, bitch, I'm surgical
I'l allergic to dyin, you think not? you got balls? We can see how large
When the music stops

I was happy having a deal at first,
Thought money would make me happy but
It only made my pain worst,
It hurts when u see ur friends turn their back on u dawg
When u ain't got nothing left but ur word and ur balls
N ur stress full of cause
Of ur new friends they beggin with their hands out
Checking for ur record when its selling
When it aint, that's the end, no laughs
No friends no girl
Just the gin u drink till u car spin u then
[Screech]
Damn!
[Crash]
U slam into the wall and u fall
Out the car, trying to crawl with one arm
About to lose it all in a pool of alcohol
If my funeral's tomorrow, wonder if they would even call when the music stops

Let's see how many of your men loyal,
When i pull up looking for you,
With a pistol sipping on a can of pennzoil
I'm revved up, who said what would lead bust ur head would just explode
With red stuff i'm hand cuffed tossed in the paddy wagon
Braggin about how u shot it like a coward, bullets devour you showered you
Niggars, if i was u niggas, i'll run while given the chance
Understand i can enchance the spirit of man
Death itself, it can't hurt me, just the thought of dying alone that really
Hurts me, u ain't worthy to speak thoughts of cheap talk
Be smart and stop trying to walk how g's walk before we spark
Hug the floor while we plan to the war with ur life, fuck the tour and the mic
I'll rather fuck a whore with a knife, deliver that shit the coroner's like
You high hype poppin' shit in broad day light nigga ur a gonna at night

When The Music Stops

Instigators, ?? pits in cages
Let loose and bit the neighbours
wrist to razors
Ya'll don't want war, you want talk
In the dark my dogs all bark like woof
Proof nigga I'm a wolf, get your whole roof
Caved in like reindeer hoofs
Stomped the roof shake the floor tiles loose
The more ya'll breach, the more I moves
This hell street, this is hardcore blues
Put a gun to rap checking all our jewels
Or make the news betcha all ya'll move
When the uzi pop, you better drop when the music stop

Music's changed my life in so many ways
Brains confused and fucked since the 5th grade
LL told me to rock the bells
NWA said fuck the police
Now i'm in jail
93 was strictly RNB
Fucked up hair cut
Listen to Jodeci
Michael Jackson, who go tell me i'm Mike
Ass cheeks painted white
Fucking Presilla at night
Flying down sunset smoking crack
Transvestite in the front
Eddi Murphy in the back
MOP had me grindy and griddy
Marilyn Manson, i dyed my hair blue
And grew some titties
Ludacris told me to throw them bowls
Now i'm in the hospital
Broken nose and a fractured elbow
Voices in my head, i'm going in shock,
I'm reaching for the glock but the music stops

Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for?
Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for?
When they know they're your heart
And you know you were their armour
And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm 'em
But what happens when karma, turns right around and bites you?
And everything you stand for, turns on you, despite you?
What happens when you become the main source of a pain?
Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for?
Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for?
When they know they're your heart
And you know you were their armour
And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm 'em
But what happens when karma, turns right around and bites you?
And everything you stand for, turns on you, despite you?
What happens when you become the main source of a pain?

And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel my pain
Just smile back
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back

</3

Vihaan sitä, miten puhut minulle, ja sitä miten leikkaat hiuksesi. Vihaan sitä, miten ajat autoani. Vihaan sitä, kun tuijotat. Vihaan isoja ja tyhmiä bootsejasi, ja sitä miten luet ajatukseni. Vihaan sinua niin paljon, että se tekee minut sairaaksi, ja saa minut rimmailemaan. Vihaan sitä, kun olet aina oikeassa. Vihaan sitä, kun valehtelet. Vihaan sitä, kun saat minut nauramaan, ja enemmän sitä kun saat minut itkemään. Vihaan sitä, kun et ole lähelläni, ja sitä ettet soittanut. Mutta eniten vihaan sitä etten vihaa sinua. En lähellekkään, en edes vähää, en edes ollenkaan..

♥

Vastaa ihmeesä ;O



[ ] sinulla on kieroutunut huumorin taju
[ ] rakastat kaaosta
[ ] olet hyvä kemiassa
[ ] ja melko älykäs
[ ] myös taiteen suhteen
[ ] pidät dramaattisuudesta
[ ] ja olet muutenkin teatraalinen
[ ] liila ja vihreä pukevat sinua
[ ] käytät vaaleaa puuteria,
[ ] punaista huulipunaa,
[ ] ja meikkaat simät mustiksi
[ ] sinulla on rikosrekisteri
[ ] ja vihreät hiukset
[ ] kukaan ei tiedä kuka oikeasti olet
[ ] olet syntynyt elokuussa
[ ] ihmiset pelkäävät sinua
[ ] hymyilet koko ajan
[ ] lempi pelikortti on tietysti jokeri
[ ] sinulla on peitehenkilöllisyysiä
[ ] varastat,
[ ] huijaat
[ ] ja valehtelet
[ ] sinulla on heikko mielenterveys
[ ] toisin sanoen olet hullu
[ ] batman pois päiviltä
[ ] oikea tapa nauraa on HAHAHAHHAHHAHHAH HAHA
[ ] dynamiitit ja bensa on jees
[ ] ja paikkojen räjäytteleminen
[ ] kaikkien on pakko saada titää että olet paikalla
[ ] olet kokenut lapsuuden trauman
[ ] isäsi on/oli juoppo
[ ] et luota kehenkään
[ ] "Why so serious?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5jDZHlsuBc&feature=related

Tykkään tosta laulusta <3 :)

"I got these scars? My father was....a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife,"Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth. "Lets put a smile on that face!" And..... Why so serious?"

Joo elikkä, hyvä leffa oli :D Kävin kattomassa Batman - Yön ritarin. Pakko sanoo, et Jokeri oli kyllä paras ;))

I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams...

Paitsi et en taia olla ainut... =//

Mutta joo, tänään onneks Elisalle, ni saa jotain hauskaa mietittävää ja on omanikästä (ja tasosta xD) seuraa taas "pitkästä" aikaan <3
Toivottavasti tulee hauskaa :))