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LITTLE THINGS LARXENE WANTS TO STUCK IN HER UNMENTIONABLES FOR NO REASON I AND MY Y-CHROMOSOMES CAN POSSIBLY COMPREHEND. TAMPONS!!!!!!!!!!!
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*Huff huff*
. . . . . . . . . .
*SOB*
-..... There goes a broken man.
-*weep*
Meanwhile:
-THEY COME IN FLAVORS!!!????