There he standed, right there! And I was like "FFUUCK!", like I was just blown away. Like "Jesus Christ, he's fucking beautiful!". And he looked at me and he was like "Helloo" and I was like I, I fucking shivered, like I started shivering! Like "FUCK!". He's fucking gorgeous! And like a week later I was just, it was like staring off in the space somewhere and I realized "Fuck, I was just daydreaming about Ewan McGregor!". -- I want him to fuck me. I do! I want him to fuck me. -- I don't really have a shot with him, I think, because... I just don't rape moviestars.