IRC-Galleria

Rod: Ahhh, an afternoon alone with my favorite book, broadway musicals of the 1940's. No roommate to bother me. How could it get any better than this?

Nicky: Hi Rod!

Rod: Hi Nicky....

Nicky: Oh hey Rod, you never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning. This guy was smiling at me and talking to me.

Rod: That's very interesting.......

Nicky: Mmm, he was being real friendly. I think he was coming on to me! I think he might have thought I was gay.

Rod: So why... why are you telling me this? Why should I care? I don't care. What did you have for lunch today?

Nicky: You don't have to get all defensive Rod....

Rod: I'M NOT GETTING DEFENSIVE!!!!! Oh, why do I care about some gay guy you met okay? I am trying to read.

Nicky: Oh I didn't mean anything by it Rod. I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.

Rod: Well, I do not want to talk about it Nicky. This conversation is over.

Nicky: Yeah but Rod...

Rod: OVER!!!!!

Nicky: Well, okay. But just so you know... (starts to sing) If you were gay that'd be okay. I mean 'cause hey I'd like you anyway. Because you see, if it were me I would feel free to say that I was gay. But I'm not gay.

Rod: Nicky... Please, I am trying to read... WHAT?

Nicky: (still sings) If you were queer...

Rod: Oh, Nicky....

Nicky: I'd still be here...

Rod: Nicky I'm trying to read this book...

Nicky: Year after year...

Rod: Nicky...

Nicky: Because you're dear to me..

Rod: ARGH!!

Nicky: And I know that you...

Rod: What?

Nicky: Would except me too..

Rod: I would?

Nicky: If I told you today "Hey guess what I am gay!" But I'm not gay. I'm happy just being with you.

Rod: High Button Shoes, Pal Joey...

Nicky: So what should it matter to me what you do in bed with guys!

Rod: Nicky that is GROSS!!!

Nicky: No it's not! If you were gay I'd shout HOORAY!

Rod: I am not listening...

Nicky: And here I'd stay...

Rod: LALALALLALAALAA

Nicky: but I wouldn't get in your way...

Rod: ARGH!!!

Nicky: You can count on me to always be beside you every day to tell you it's okay. You were just born that way and as they say it's in your DNA. You're gay.

Rod: I AM NOT GAY!!!

Nicky: If you were gay...

Rod: ARGH!!!