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Here are a few learned answers to the challenging scientific question: Why did the chicken cross the road?


SHERLOCK HOLMES: It's elementary, my dear Watson.

CAPTAIN JEAN-LUC PICARD: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

ISAAC NEWTON: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.

BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 3000, which will not only take care of all your data processing needs but also cross roads and lay eggs as standard.

DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

CNN: We will get back to the chickens soon.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: It was a relatively easy thing to do

WATSON and CRICK: It seems to boil down to morphology in the end. After all, which is more faithful record of the development of the chicken, the phenotype (what organism looks like) or the genotype (what the DNA looks like)? But this may be a dangerous oversimplification.

JAMIE OLIVER: Just leave it to marinade overnight in the herbs and garlic butter.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: Who are you calling a chicken?

THE CIA: Who told you about the chicken? Did you see the chicken? There was no chicken. Please step into the car.

BOB DYLAN: How many roads must one chicken cross before you can call it a chicken?

FREUD: The fact that you are all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER: If you saw me coming, you'd cross the road too.

SOL EMPLOYEE: Who cares as long as it's yellow.

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Listaa ensin 5 parasta bändiä/artistia ja sitten kaikkien bändien/artistien 5 parasta biisiä


1. My Chemical Romance
2. Billy Talent
3. Lostprophets
4. Misfits
5. HIM

ykkösen 5 parasta biisiä:

1. The Sharpest Lives
2. This Is The Best Day Ever
3. The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You
4. Cubicles
5. Our Lady Of Sorrows

kakkosen 5 parasta biisiä:

1. This Is How It Goes
2. Devil In The Midnight Mass
3. River Below
4. Line & Sinker
5. The Navy Song

kolmosen 5 parasta biisiä:

1. Everyday Combat
2. Our Broken Hearts
3. For All These Times Son, For All These Times
4. We Are Gozilla, You Are Japan
5. 4 Am Forever

nelosen 5 parasta biisiä:

1. Pumpkin Head
2. Dust To Dust
3. Helena
4. The Forbidden Zone
5. Last Caress

vitosen 5 parasta biisiä:

1. The Path
2. Soul On Fire
3. Our Diabolikal Rapture
4. Gone With The Sin
5. Your Sweet 666

IV: Umm, one of them is, we've got a guy who I did a show with who is doing this challenge on youtube to see if he can get a million hits...

Gerard: Okay...

IV: So we were wondering if you could maybe encourage people to watch him. His name is Jono.

G: Jono...

IV: Jono.

G: Jono?

IV: Yeah...

G: What am I saying? Just to watch Jono?

IV: Just that support Jono in this (joku sana) to get a million hits on youtube or something along those lines

G: See, I don't wanna help anybody get hits

IV: They're good hits...

G: Why are they good hits?

IV: Good (luovutin tän sanan) hits

G: For what?

IV: Ummm..... *laughs*

*voices in the backround*

G: But if the internet doesn't exist. We were just talking about this...

IV: That's a good point...

G: I would be a hypocrite if I was helping somebody get hits

IV: If you dont feel comfotable...

G: I'll help him to get a date...

IV: Okay... Do that.... Do that...

G: Hey go out with Jono...

IV: Jono...

G: It's Gerard... from My Chemical Romance... Jono needs a date right? Does he need a date?

IV: He's actually married but...

G: Oh, he doesn't need a date then...

IV: No he doesn't....

G: What does he need?

IV: He needs people...

G: Imaginary....

IV: He needs people to watch him on youtube.... which is not entirely imaginary... These people would...

*Voice in the backround*: We'll cut that one out...

G: Okay... That's just

Voice in the backround: Not....

IV: No...

G: No I don't...

IV: Okay....

4 am forever