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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Whatever You Like <3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRVi0paZlfI

"Hey girl,
You know our economy's in the toilet
But I'm still going to treat you right

I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah

Tater tots, Cold Duck on ice
And we can clip coupons all night
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah

Take you out for dinner, anywhere that you please
Like Burger King or Mickey D's
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
I said you can even have the large fries (large fries) yeah, yeah

Baby, you should know I am really quite a sweet guy
When I buy you bathroom tissue I always get the two-ply
Want it, you can get it, my dear
I got my Costco membership card right here, yeah

You like Top Ramen, need Top Ramen
Got a cupboard full of 'em, I'll keep 'em coming
You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it
Dump the flavor packet on it and eat it

Pork and beans and Minute Rice
And we can play Cribbage all night
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah

I can take you to the laundromat downtown
And watch all the clothes go round and round
And baby we can go wherever you like (if you like)
I said we can go wherever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah

Hottest shorty I know, if you had some lipo
You could be second-runner-up Miss Ohio
Seven dollar bills rolled
Up inside my plastic billfold
Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day old
And you never ever gotta wear your sister's old clothes
As long as I'm still assistant manager at Kinko's
Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl
You ain't got to pay me, that's the way that I roll

My chick can have want she want
At Wal-mart she can pick out anything she want
I know girl you ain't never had a man like that
Who doesn't make you buy generic brand like that, Yeah

You like my Hyundai, see my Hyundai
I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday
But that's kind of far and I'm not made of cash
Do you think you could chip in for gas?
Mac and Cheese would be all right
But let's send out for pizza tonight
And you can order any toppings you like (if you like)
I said you can even have the last slice (the last slice) yeah, yeah

Ran myself a cable from my neighbor next do'
Now I can get free HBO
And baby you can watch whatever you like (if you like)
I said you can watch whatever you like (if you like) yeah

And you can always ride the city bus
Got a stack of tokens just for us
Yo, my wallet's fat and full of ones
It's all about the Washingtons, that's right

You want White Castle, need White Castle
Long as you got me it won't be no hassle
You want it, we'll get it, just don't be a hater
If I grab a bunch of napkins for later

Thrift store jeans on sale half-price
The underwear at Goodwill is nice
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah

Baby, I can give you anything you please
Even share my government cheese
And baby you can have as much as you like (if you like)
I said you can have as much as you like (if you like) yeah, yeah."

It's fun makin' videos ;P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsxwyUcG6Pw&feature=channel_page
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKYeb3CILL4&feature=channel_page

You're making a choice to live like this,
And all of the noise,
I am silence.
We already know how it ends tonight,
You run in the dark through a firefight.
And I would explode just to save your life,
Yeah I would explode.

Let me light up the sky,
Light it up for you.
Let me tell you why,
I would die for you. <3
Let me light up the sky.

I can't find a wall to pin this to,
Their all coming down since I've found you.
I just wanna be where you are tonight.
I run in the dark looking for some light,
And how will we know if we just don't try,
We won't ever know.

Let me light up the sky,
Light it up for you.
Let me tell you why,
I would die for you.

Let me light up the sky,
Light it up for you.
Let me make this mine,
I'll ignite for you.

Let me light up the sky,
Just for you tonight.
Let me help you fly,
Cause you won't have time.
Cover your eyes,
Get your disguise,
They won't ask you why,
They just watch you die.

And it's still so hard to be who you are,
So you play this part,
The show goes on.
You've come this far with a broken heart,
Yeah you've come this far,
And you've broken.

Let me light up the sky,
Light it up for you.
Let me tell you why,
I would die for you.
Let me light up the sky,
Light it up for you.
Let me make this mine,
I'll ignite for you,
I'll ignite for you.

Let me light up the sky,
Light it up for you.
Let me tell you why,
I would die for you.

And it's still so hard to be who you are,
But you've come this far with a broken heart.
And it's still so hard to be who you are,
But you've come this far with a broken...

Let me light up the sky,
Let me light up the sky...

Eyes are feeling heavy but they never seem to close
The fan blades on the ceiling spin but the air is never cold
And even though you're next to me I still feel so alone
I just can't give you anything for you to call your own

And I can feel you breathing
And it's keeping me awake
Can you feel it beating?
My heart's sinking like a weight

Something I've been keeping locked away behind my lips
I can feel it breaking free with each and every kiss
I couldn't bear to hurt you but it's all so different now
Things that I was sure of they have filled me up with doubt

And I can feel you breathing
And it's keeping me awake
Can you feel it beating?
My heart's sinking like a weight
I can feel you breathing (your breathing)
It's keeping (keeping) me awake
Could you stop my heart? It's always beating (its beating)
Sinking (sinking) like a weight

How am I supposed to feel about the things I've done?
I don't know if I should stay or turn around and run
I know that I hurt you things will never be the same
The only love I ever knew I threw it all away

And I can feel you breathing
And it's keeping me awake
Can you feel it beating?
My heart's sinking like a weight
I can feel you breathing (your breathing)
It's keeping (keeping) me awake
Could you stop my heart? It's always beating (its beating)
Sinking (sinking) like a weight

Miten reagoisit?

1. Ekskusemuaaa?
[x] No kusen kusen<3
[ ] Joskus toiste.
[ ] VITTU MITÄ SÄ SÄÄDÄT?
[ ] Ahahahahahaaa. LOL.

2. Auto ajaa melkein ylitsesi.
[x] VOINY SAATANAN RYSSÄT!
[ ] NÄIN SUN REKKARIIS ÄHÄHÄHÄÄÄÄ! molopää.
[ ] Ohho olipa lähellä! =D
[ ] Nyyh...

3. Saat matikan kokeesta kasin.
[ ] MITÄ ******? Nyt matikka laskee kasiin!
[ ] Onks se muka uutta?
[ ] No LOL nään varmaa unta.
[x] SIIS WTF!? Kaks kertaa parempi numero ku viimeks!

4. Katso, tuolla on kissa!
[ ] MISSÄ?! MÄ AMMUN SEN! *Lataa haulikon*
[x] Entäs sitte?
[ ] MISSÄÄÄÄ 8))
[ ] Kisukisukisuuu

5. Tuntematon mies soittaa ovikelloasi ja yrittää päästä sisään. Olet yksin kotona.
[ ] MÄ SOITAN ISKÄLLE! :'<
[ ] Mikä saatanan pedari oikee oot? ASKELKI VIEL, NII RÄJÄYTÄN SUN SUOLET PIHALLE! *sytyttää dynamiitin*
[ ] Öö... Onks sul asiaa?
[x] MEE VITTUU SAATANA TAI POTKIN SUA MUNILLE!!

6. Mies olikin isäsi, joka oli ollut koko yön ryyppäämässä, etkä siksi tuntenut häntä.
[ ] Ai moi iskä.
[ ] HALATAAN<3
[x] MIKSET MUA OTTANU MUKAA!?
[ ] Apua, ISKÄ TULI !!!!!


7. Saako olla kaalipataa?
[x] No hyi saatana.
[ ] Ei kiitos.
[ ] JOOOO!
[ ] Miltä se maistuu?

8. Nyt muutetaan meren rannalle!
[ ] VITTU EI TOD.
[x] Onks meri se iso ja sininen?
[ ] JA MÄHÄN EN MUUTA MINNEKKÄÄ
[ ] Nyt heti? <3

9. Allergiatesti saapui. Olet allerginen koirille, hevosille, chinchilloille ja kissoille.
[ ] NO VITUT MINÄ MITÄÄ ELÄIMIÄ SAATANA!
[ ] No voi voi..
[x] Aw shit!
[ ] Voi ei! *nyyh*

10. Oho, tämä olikin Jussin allergiatesti.. Sinun on tässä. Olet allerginen villasukille.
[ ] UHAHAHAHHAAAA olipa hauskaa.
[ ] No daa? O.o
[ ] EEEEIIII !
[x] ...

11. Tässä ei ole kysymystä.
[x] Ai häh?
[ ] Ai täh?
[ ] Vittuperkelesaatana....
[ ] *krooh*

12. Ai kappas, naapurin Erkki!
[ ] Ahahaha, joku Erkki. Lol.
[x] Jaa.
[ ] EEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIII!
[ ] Naapurin erkki on paras!

13. Kato, ulkona on sateenkaari!
[ ] EVVK.
[x] Ja oliks muuta asiaa?
[ ] Hei WAU, haluun ottaa kuvan!
[ ] JOO MENNÄÄ HETI ETTII AARRETTA SEN PÄÄSTÄ!

14. Haluutko munaa?
[ ] AI MITÄ!? *köhKöh*
[ ] Syö pääs.
[x] VITTU IME ITE MUNAAS SAATANAN PERVO.
[ ] JOOOOOOOO!

15. Maailmanloppu tulee 2 päivän päästä.
[ ] Ketä kiinnostaa joku maailmanloppu?
[ ] EEEEII, en voi enää dataa ku kaks päivää!
[x] JES, mul ei oo äikän koetta!
[ ] *tekee itsarin*

16. Katottaisko pornoo?
[ ] JOO. Katotaan yhessä ;D
[x] Miks?
[ ] Mitä se on?
[ ] VITTU EI TODELLAKAA.

17. Kaverisi kännykkä, jota lainaat, putoaa lattialle ja hajoaa.
[ ] Mä kyl korjaan sen beiB<3
[ ] TOI ALOTTI!
[x] No voe vittu
[ ] Ai, ei se mitää. En mä maksa

Vastaa kysymyksiin saapuneilla tekstiviesteiiläsi järjestyksessä
01. Tuntematon mies soittaa ovikelloasi ja menet avaamaan. Mitä sanot hänelle?
Mies soitan vaik sit ku mie oon siin lähempänä

02. Pedofiili hyökkää kimppuusi. Millaisen avunhuudon huudat?
Käyks jos mie tuun koht käymää teil?

03. Äitisi pyytää sinua imuroimaan..mitä sanot hänelle?
Ootko kotona?

04. Jätit läksyt tekemättä ja opettaja uhkaa jälki-istunnolla. Miten puolustaudut?
No soita jos pääset koht

05. Poltit vahingossa kesämökkinne maan tasalle. Miten selität asian vanhemmillesi?
Lähetkö mun kaa koht ajelee?

06. Liukastut koiran jätökseen. Kuinka kiroat?
Mitä vittuu tää meni itestää ulos?!

07. Joukkueesi voittaa jääkiekko-ottelun. Mitä huudat tuulettaessasi?
Oon kokoaja koneel

08. Koulusi pahin nörtti pyytää sinua alkamaan kanssaan. Mitä vastaat?
:-(

09. Kirjoitat synttärikortin 80-vuotiaalle ukillesi. Mitä kirjoitat korttiin?
Ainii

10. Kokeessa kysytään: mikä on evoluutio? Sinä vastaat?
Haluutko saapuu parkouraa tänne niskalle?

11. Kirjoitat tekstarin ihastuksellesi. Mitä kirjoitat viestiin?
Veijalaisen kaa kourataa ja Samiki tulee varmaa koht

12. Bestiksesi onnittelee sinua nimipäivänä. Miten kiität häntä?
Oon niskal

13. Olette lähdössä sukulaisten luo.Mitä keksit tekosyyksi että saat jäädä kotiin?
En saa rahaa :(

14. Mokasit juuri ja olet punainen kuin tomaatti. Mitä sanot pelastaaksesi tilanteen?
Ok...

15. Ajoit vahingossa naapurin kissan yli. Mitä sanot naapurillesi?
Juu pääsen, onko ens ilta?

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