"Tiger have to hunt, bird have to fly;
Man have to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?'
Tiger have to sleep, bird have to land;
Man have to tell himself he understand."
"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be."
"The big trouble with dumb bastards is that they are too dumb to believe there is such a thing as being smart."
"Take Care of the People, and God Almighty Will Take Care of Himself."
"My soul knows my meat is doing bad things, and is embarrassed. But my meat just keeps right on doing bad, dumb things."
"If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind."
"Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn't mean we deserve to conquer the Universe."
"Roses are red and ready for plucking
You're sixteen and ready for... high school"