What sort of boyfriends are you ?
Danny: "I treat girls really well. I took a roe round to a girl house in the middle of the night once as a suprise. But she told me to come back in the morning!"
Dougie:"I'm a lame boyfriend."
Harry: "No, you just do what your told,Dougie. That makes you a good boyfriend!"
Dougie: "You mean I'm a doormat?"
Harry: "They just walk all over him and then hoover him up..."
Dougie: "I just do what they tell me to do!"