This man, he finds a magic land. And a genie comes out, he says "I give you three wishes, but whatever you get, your wife gets double".
Okay so the man says "I want a new car" 'nd the genie says "Your wife gets two".
Then the man says "I want a new house". And the genies says "Your wife gets two".
Then the man says "Beat me half to dead" :DDDDDDDD
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