IRC-Galleria

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Hei!

Meidän naapurilla on koira, jonka hän antaa hyvään kotiin ILMAISEKSI.
Se on mäyräkoira ja sopii myös lapsiperheeseen. Se annetaan
pois, koska naapurin vaimon mukaan koira "tuijottaa" kun hän
riisuutuu ja se "karmii" häntä. Vaimo taitaa vaan olla vähän omituinen!''

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Auta kissaa valloittamaan Irc-Galleria
Lisäämällä tämä sinun päiväkirjaasi :D

MESETTÄJÄ

[ ] mese on osa elämää
[ ] sulla on yli 50 meseosotetta
[ ] ja suurin osa sun kavereist on netin kautta hankittuja...
[] ...tai muuten vaan jotain datiksii
[x] sulla on mesessä yli 40 hymiöö

total: 1

CS-PELURI

[] vitun kimmo
[] pilas saatana CS:sän maineen
[] sulla on cs sun koneella
[] ja pelaat sitä
[] ownaat kaikki

total: 0

DATIS

[x] oot paljon koneella
[] kesälomalla datasit joka päivä
[] ... ja myöhään yöhön asti
[] tykkäät naputtelusta
[ ] sulla on web-kamera

total: 1

NÖRTTI

[x] oot paljon koneella
[] ja jos tarve vaatii, osaat myös korjata koneen
[] säästät viikkorahojasi tietokoneen osiin, tai peleihin
[] mikä ihmeen real-life !?
[] pelaaminen on kivaa !

total: 1

HIKKE

[] tulee tippa linssiin jos saat alle 9 kokeesta
[] tokarissa sun keski arvo oli VÄH. 8,7
[] koulussa on kivaa !
[] oikeestaan kesälomalla on tylsää
[] osaat aina uudet asiat koulussa heti

total: 0

ERNU

[] JAPANIIIIHH<3<3<3<3
[] MUUTETAAN JAPANIIN!
[] SIELLÄ AURINKO PAISTAA IHANASTI...
[] ... KUIN KYON PERSE <3<3<3 :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[] ^^ <3

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PISSIS

[] no daa
[] juot teini-siiderii
[x] ja poltat
[] koska muutki kaveris polttaa
[] otat peilin kautta kuvia irc-galleriaan

total: 1

HEVARI

[] AINAKI 50 KILON EESTÄ KETJUJA HOUSUISSA
[x] \,,/
[] hevi on parasta!
[x] nahkatakit on jees
[] omistan metallica-paidan - melko pien se o jo.

total: 2

HIPPI

[] khakinvihree, oranssi ja tämmöset on vaikuttavia värejä vaatteissas
[] sulla on rastat
[] ja ruskeet semmoset
[] sulla on olkalaukku...
[] ...joka useimmiten on tosi alhaalla

total: 0

MÄKKILÄSKI

[x] nälkä
[x] ...vaik just söin!
[] sul on aina euro tai pari mukan, jos vaikka mäkki ois jossain lähellä
[] käyt vähintään viikoittain mäkissä
[x] itket kavereilles: "yhyyy oon läskiii!!"

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ROKKARI

[x] tupeeraat hiuksiis
[x] ja lakkaa menee....
[] pillifarkut on jees
[] ja fanipaidat
[x] myös tennarit kelpais

total: 3


Yhyy oon mäkkiläskiRokkari

http://itsmeowornever.org/homeless.html

[x] Purukumi on tippunut suustasi kun olet puhunut.
[x] Purukumi on tippunut suustasi kun ET OLE puhunut.
[ ] Olet kävellyt päin lasiovea/ikkunaa.
[x] Olet hypännyt liikkuvasta kulkuvälineestä pois/siihen.
[x] Olet ajatellut jotain hauskaa ja nauranut, niin että muut katsoivat sinua oudosti.
Tähän mennessä: 4

[ ] Olet kävellyt päin puuta.
[x] Olet yrittänyt nuolla kyynärpäätäsi.
[x] Et tiennyt, että Aakkoset ja Tuiki Tuiki Tähtönen ovat samat rytmiltään.
[ ] Yritit juuri laulaa niitä.
Tähän mennessä: 6

[x] Olet kompastunut kengännauhaasi ja kaatunut.
[x] Olet tukehtunut omaan sylkeesi.
[x] Olet nähnyt Matrixin etkä vieläkään tajua sitä.
[ ] Olet/olit blondi.
[x] Muut ovat sanoneet sinua hitaaksi.
Tähän mennessä: 10

[x] Olet vahingossa saanut jotain syttymään tuleen.
[ ] Olet yrittänyt juoda jotain, mutta se onkin tullut nenästäsi.
[x] Olet kuolannut nukkuessasi
[x] Olet nukahtanut tunnilla.
[x] Kun joku sanoo . . . "pieru" . . . naurat
Tähän mennessä: 14

[x] Joskus huomaat, ettet ajattele.
[x] Olet ollut kertomassa jotain, mutta sitten unohdatkin, mikä juttu oli.
[x] Muut kävelevät usein luotasi pois pyöräytellen silmiään.
[ ] Sinua pyydetään usein käyttämään sisäistä ääntäsi
[x] Käytät sormia laskiessasi helppoja laskuja, esim. 7+ 9
Tähän mennessä: 18

[x] Olet syönyt ötökän.
[ ] Teet tätä galluppia vaikka sinun pitäisi tehdä jotain tärkeää.
[x] Olet pukenut vaatteita väärin päin.
[x] Olet etsinyt jotain kaikkialta ja tajunnut, että asia olikin kädessäsi tai taskussasi.
Tähän mennessä: 21

[x] Olet lähettänyt ketjukirjeitä, koska pelkäsit "jos et lähetä tätä"-kohdan kirousta.
[x] Olet tiputtanut astioita.
[] Käytät sanaa "fiksu"
[x] Käytät sanaa "makeeta"
Tähän mennessä: 24

[ ] Näet kuolleita ihmisiä ja he ovat ainoat kaverisi.
[ ] Kaverisi eivät kiroile.
[ ] Kallistat päätäsi kun olet hämillasi.
[x] Olet tippunut tuolilta.
Tähän mennessä: 25

[x] Yrität maatessasi löytää katosta kuvioita.
[x] Sanot "öö" useita kertoja päivässä.
Tähän mennessä: 27

Olet tehnyt 27 tyhmää asiaa 39:stä.

Sinä, joka luet tätä, kuvaile minua yhdellä sanalla.
Siis vain yhdellä ( !! ), ja sen jälkeen laita tämä omaan päiväkirjaasi, jotta näet mitä muut ajattelevat sinusta.

Olit sitten kuka tahansa, laita kommenttia, jos eksyt päiväkirjaani lukemaan.

Mökille jätetty

Tuijotti ovea pieni kissa, oli aivan hädissään.
Minä se täällä, avatkaa ovi, onhan jo pimeää.
On nälkä ja jano, unikin jo, minua paleltaa.
Tuo metsäkin huokuu pelottavasti, on jo kuurassa maa.

Ovi aukeni silloin, kun mansikat tuoksui, säteili taivas ja maa.
Ilo kaikui kallion kupeelta, sirkat soitteli viuluaan.
Aurinko hitsasi ahjossaan, lintujen kuoro soi.
Kelli kissa nurmella selällään ja onnen maljasta joi.

Nyt pysyy ovi suljettuna, nukkuu portailla vainaja.
Sillä jäätynyt pisara poskellaan ja silmät suljettuna.
Se pisara hyljätyn kyynel on, se itkunsa itkenyt on.
Vain yksi ovi armahti hyljätyn, pääsi lämpöön ja valohon.

Nyt kissojen taivaassa hyljätty, siellä kyynel on pyyhitty pois.
Saa nukkua helmassa armahtajan, mikä parempi olla vois.
Via dolorosa oli viimeinen polku kesäisen lemmikin.
Muistele lähditkö mökiltä Sinä puhtain sydämin.

-Liisa Aaltonen-

ps. Saa, ja pitääkin, kopioida omaan päikkyyn!!!

1. Etunimi: Elina
2. Lempinimi: Ellu ja mitä kukaki sanoo :D
3. syntymävuosi: -85
4. syntymäpaikka: Kuusankoski
5. horoskooppi: Oinas
6. mies vai nainen: Emäntä
7. Tämänhetkinen koulu: ~*~
8. Aiemmat koulut: Amis
9. Asema: Mikä?
10. Asuinpaikka: Keskellä-ei-mitään
11. Nettinimet: Mikä milloinkin
12. Hiusten väri: musta
13. hiusten pituus: Oisko puol pitkä tjn
14. Silmien väri: vihreet
15. parasta ulkonäössä:Ei mikään
16. pituus: Paria vaille 150
17. Näkyviä arpia: Yli paljo
18. Silmälasit: Ei
19. lävistyksiä: Juu
20. Tatuointeja: Juu
21. oikea vai vasuri: Oikea

22. Ensimmäinen paras ystävä: Maikki
23. Ensimmäinen palkinto/voitto:En voi tietää
24. Ensimmäinen liikuntamuoto: En oo ikiin harrastanu
25. Ensimmäinen oma lemmikki: Kai toi misse oli meijän kaikkien
27. Ensimmäinen konsertti: En viitti ees sanoo
28. Ensirakkautesi: Jaapajaa...
29. paras elokuva: Onhan noitaika paljo mut cry baby on vannomatta paras
30. paras TV-ohjelma: Emmerdale :D
31. lempiväri: Musta tjn..
32. Paras laulaja: Minä tietenki
33. Paras bändi: Hmmm... niit on monii
34. Lempibiisi juuri nyt: emt
35. Paras ystävä: Viina erimuodoissa :D
36. Paras karkki: En oikein tykkää...
37. Paras urheilu: ....mäkihyppy....
38. paras ravintola: Hese on tarpeeks ravintola mulle
39. Lempivaatteesi: Ainaki se yks ehana hame minkä viime viikol ostin
40. Lempikauppa: Jollei Alkoo lasketa ni sit en kyl tiiä...
41. lempiaine koulussa: Bilsa
42. Lempieläin: Kisut on jees
43. paras kirja: Hmmm...
44. paras lehti: cosmo
45. lempikengät: Rotantappo

Juuri nyt

46. olosi: Hyvin hyvin jännittynyt
47. Sinkku vai varattu:Sinkku
49. syöt: en mitää
50. juot: En mitää
51. Fonttisi: Tää pakollinen
52. Online: kyllä
53. kuuntelet: Koneen hurinaa
54. ajattelet: Yhtä hyypiötä
55. Haluat: Tupakille ja viestiä luuriin
56. katsot: Näyttöä
57. olet pukeutunut: Normi kuteet

Tulevaisuudessa

58. haluatko lapsia?: Juu
59. Haluatko naimisiin: En
60. Mille uralle menet?: Kyl mie vissii tonne hoito puolelle pyrin
61. Missä haluaisit asua: Jossaa muual ku tääl
62. Auto: Joku yyber hieno

parasta vastakkaisessa sukupuolessa

63. Hiusten väri: Tummat
64. Hiusten pituus: Lyhkäset
65. silmien väri: Ei oo välii
66. Hoikka vai tukeva: Siltä välilt
67. Söpö vai seksikäs: Semmonen hot
68. Silmät vai huulet: Sekä että
69. Suukkoja vai haleja: Kumpaaki kiitos ja heti :D
70. Lyhyt vai pitkä: Mua pitempi,mut se nyt eii oo temppu eikä mikää,mut pitkä kuitenki
71. Humoristinen vai vakava: huumori
72. Romanttinen vai neutraali: romanttinen mut ei liiian ällötys
74. Herkkä vai äänekäs: Emt,kumpaaki tasapuolisesti
75. yhden illan juttu vai suhde: Riippuu vähän
77. Häirikkö vai kiltti: Ei liian kiltti kuitenkaa,niihin kyllästyy

78. Suudellut tuntematonta: kyllä
79. Juonut alkoholia: kyllä
80. Polttanut: kyllä
81. Karannut kotoa: En oo varma
82. murtanut luita: Kyllä
83. Särkenyt jonkun sydämen: Kyllä
84. Lyönyt jotakuta: kyllä
85. Puhunut paskaa selän takana: kyllä
86. Eronnut jostakusta: kyllä
88. Itkenyt koulussa: kyllä

Uskotko

89. Jumalaan: en
90. Ihmeisiin:toisinaan
91. Rakkauteen ensisilmäyksellä: ehK
93. Ufoihin: joo
94. Sielunkumppaneihin: nojaa
95. Taivaaseen: Pyh
96. Helvettiin: pah
98. Ensitreffeillä suuteluun: no tuota tuota...
99. Horoskooppeihin: melkein aina

Vastaa totuudenmukaisesti

100. Onko maailmassa joku, jonka haluat, muttet voi saada häntä: Hmm... kerrotaa sitte ens viikonlopun jälkee :D