"No, he cannot be gay. He should have another guy to hang out all the time and do stuff with and..... Oooh ! So you guys are a couple ! So which one is the girl ? The guy with the guitar or the one with the dolls ?"
- Peanut
"Dear Walter... We're newlyweds, any advices ?"
"Nope, too late."
- Walter
"I'm glad that we're in Finland."
"Why ?"
"Because I think the swedish we're kinda slow. Everytime I screamed I KEEL YOU they heard IKEA ! ...Not funny ! They tought everytime that I was doing some fuckin' commercial ! I KEEL YOU, IKEA, I KEEL YOU, IKEA !"
- Achmed the Dead Terrorist
"So you guys were skiing. Did you wear warm enough, Jose ?"
"Si, señor."
"What did you wear ?"
"A scarf. On a stick."
- Jose Jalapeño
"Do you drink little bit beer ?"
"Nope, hehehe. I drink lots of beer."
"So which one is your favorit beer ?"
"An open one."
- Bubba J