IRC-Galleria

Siis tottakai mie kirjotan koko ajan äikän töitä ja ranskan ainetta! Paitsi että nukuin just n. kolme tuntii :D Mut ei voi minkään. Ehkä ne joskus valmistuu. Soitin tänään autokoululle pimeän ajosta. Ne sitten sano että saattaa päästä tän viikon torstaina jos joku peruu... Sitte jos en pääse ni ne ehdotti 14.2. Jos mie menisinki silloin? Ehkä en. Ei sitte taas tiiä sitäkään koska se sitten on jos ei torstaina pääse, ku nekään ei ees tienny koska niil sitte 14. päivän jälkeen on seuraava kerta. Mut eiks se 14.2. kuulostanu ihan hyvält päivält lähtä autonrattiin? x)

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Joo ei oo mitenkään tylsää - taas vaihteeks.

Jos rastitat vähintään 20, olet todellinen blondi

[x] Purukumi on tippunut suustasi kun olet puhunut.
[x] Purukumi on tippunut suustasi kun ET OLE puhunut.
[x] Olet kävellyt päin lasiovea/ikkunaa.
[ ] Olet hypännyt liikkuvasta kulkuvälineestä pois/siihen.
[x] Olet ajatellut jotain hauskaa ja nauranut, niin että muut katsoivat sinua oudosti.
Tähän mennessä: 4

[ ] Olet kävellyt päin puuta.
[ ] Olet yrittänyt nuolla kyynärpäätäsi.kait
[x] Et tiennyt, että Aakkoset ja Tuiki Tuiki Tähtönen ovat samat rytmiltään.
[ ] Yritit juuri laulaa niitä.
Tähän mennessä: 5

[x] Olet kompastunut kengännauhaasi ja kaatunut.
[ ] Olet tukehtunut omaan sylkeesi.
[ ] Olet nähnyt Matrixin etkä vieläkään tajua sitä.
[ x] Olet/olit blondi.
[x] Muut ovat sanoneet sinua hitaaksi.
Tähän mennessä: 8

[x] Olet vahingossa saanut jotain syttymään tuleen.
[x] Olet yrittänyt juoda jotain, mutta se onkin tullut nenästäsi.
[ ] Olet kuolannut nukkuessasi
[ x] Olet nukahtanut tunnilla.
Tähän mennessä: 11

[ ] Joskus huomaat, ettet ajattele.
[x] Olet ollut kertomassa jotain, mutta sitten unohdatkin, mikä juttu oli.
[ ] Muut kävelevät usein luotasi pois pyöräytellen silmiään.
[ ] Sinua pyydetään usein käyttämään sisäistä ääntäsi?
[x] Käytät sormia laskiessasi helppoja laskuja, esim. 8+5?
Tähän mennessä: 13

[ ] Olet syönyt ötökän.
[] Teet tätä galluppia vaikka sinun pitäisi tehdä jotain tärkeää.
[x] Olet pukenut vaatteita väärin päin.
[x] Olet etsinyt jotain kaikkialta ja tajunnut, että asia olikin kädessäsi tai taskussasi.
Tähän mennessä: 15

[ ] Olet lähettänyt ketjukirjeitä, koska pelkäsit "jos et lähetä tätä"-kohdan kirousta.
[x] Olet tiputtanut astioita.
[x] Käytät sanaa "fiksu"
[ ]Käytät sanaa "makeeta"
Tähän mennessä: 17

[ ] Näet kuolleita ihmisiä ja he ovat ainoat kaverisi.
[ ] Kaverisi eivät kiroile.
[ ] Kallistat päätäsi kun olet hämillasi.
[x] Olet tippunut tuolilta.
[x] Olet kaatunut tuolin kanssa kotona / Julkisella paikalla
Tähän mennessä: 19

[] Yrität maatessasi löytää katosta kuvioita.
[x] Sanot "öö" useita kertoja päivässä.
[] Jos joku kaverisi sanoo jotain hauskaa ja muut alkaa nauramaan, et älyä asiaa mutta alat nauramaan.
Tähän mennessä: 20

...Mutta tulos tuskin yllätti ketään

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Lisäämällä tämä sinun päiväkirjaasi :D

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. . . mitkä sopivat minuun!

1.Todella seksikäs
2. Kaunis
3. Erittäin ruma
4. Hyvä suutelija
5. Huumorintajuinen
6. Mielipuoli
7. AD/HD
8. Laiha
9. Lihava
10. Kurvikas
11. Taitava
12. Nopea
13. Musikaalinen
14. Iloinen
15. Surullinen
16. Kyylä
17. Masokisti
18. Holtiton
19. Vaikea
20. Täydellinen
21. Homo/Lesbo

Lisää omaan päiväkirjaasi ja katso mitä mieltä muut ovat sinusta

Kaksi ystävystä vaelsi autiomaan halki. Kesken matkaa ystävykset
joutuivat sanaharkkaan ja alkoivat riidellä. Riita johti siihen, että
toinen läimäytti toista. Ystävä, jota toinen oli lyönyt, tuli pahalle
mielelle.Hiljaisena hän kirjoitti hiekkaan: "TÄNÄÄN PARAS YSTÄVÄNI LÖI
MINUA". Toinenkin oli kovin pahoillaan. Ystävykset sopivat riidan ja
jatkoivat matkaa, kunnes tulivat keitaalle. Siellä oli lähde ja he
päättivät kylpeä.Läimäyksen aikaisemmin saanut luiskahti kiveltä ja oli
hukkua lähteeseen,mutta ystävä ehti pelastaa hänet. Pelastuttuaan ja
kokemastaan elvyttyään hän kaiversi kiveen: "TÄNÄÄN PARAS YSTÄVÄNI
PELASTI HENKENI". Ystävä, joka oli häntä ensin lyönyt ja sitten
pelastanut, kysyi . "Kun löin sinua, kirjoitit siitä hiekkaan, ja nyt
hakkasit sanat kiveen. Miksi?" Toinen vastasi: "Kun joku tekee meille
jotain pahaa, se pitäisi kirjoittaa hiekkaan, jotta anteeksiannon tuulet
voivat viedä kirjoituksen mukanaan. Mutta kun joku tekee meille jotain
hyvää Meidän tulisi kaivertaa se kiveen, jottei kukaan voisi pyyhkiä
sitä pois ja unohtaa"...Opettele kirjoittamaan surusi hiekkaan ja
kaivertamaan onnesi kiveen.

Google on kaveri
Googleta hakusanoilla: "(nimesi) on" esim. "Matti on"
ja kopioi kymmenen ensimmäistä tulosta. Näin saat tietää jotain mitä et vielä tiennyt.



1. Essi on ollut Suomen almanakassa vuodesta 1964 lähtien ja nimestä tuli ... Vuoden 2005 loppuun mennessä Väestörekisterikeskuksen mukaan Essi-nimen on saanut ...
2. Pikkuinen ripaus puuttuvaa rohkeutta löytyi eilen, kun Essi irrotti otteensa isän käsistä ja käveli vakaasti kaikki kolme askelta äidin syliin. ...
3. Onneksi Essi on jo iso tyttö ja osaa oksentaa astiaan. ... Seuraava päivä meni kätevästi: Ex oli hoidossa, Essi makasi reporankana sohvalla ja minä sain .
4. Essi, tuo reipas ja ehtiväinen neitonen osallistuu myös vanhan talomme remontoimiseen ... Nyt Essi on jumissa tuulikaapissa, Mies komensi nimittäin neitosen ...
5. Kopissakaan ei ole koskaan hiljaista, jos nauravainen Essi on paikalla: hän kertoilee ... Niinpä kaksi hepuliherkkää jäsentämme Konu ja Essi yhdessä ovatkin ...
6. Essi on 8-vuotias punainen irlanninsetteri jolla todettiin kesällä -06 selässä reilu ... Essi kävi fysioterapiassa neljä kertaa kerran viikossa eli tuloksia ...
7. Otimme käteemme nipun valokuvia ja katselimme huvittuneina, miten Essi on muuttunut pienestä nyytistä kaikesta kiinnostuneeksi taaperoksi. ...
8. Nimi johtaa vieraita harhaan sillä Essi on kookas uros kissa :) ... Veljeni Tuomon mielestä Essi on normaalia pitempi kissa ja halusikin,että mittaamme ...
9. Suurimman osan tutkimusmateriaalista Essi on kerännyt haastattelemalla kalateollisuuden ... Essi on käsitellyt työssään muun muassa silakan jalostamiseen, ...
10. Pian Mintun saapumisen jälkeen äitini halusi oman lapinporokoiran. Mikälie Ilmiliekki eli Essi saapui Lapualle. Essi on hieman herkempi porokoira. ...

Kunnia tästä "syvällisestä" pohdinnasta kuuluu henkilölle, joka varmasti itsensä tunnistaa, jos sattuu tämän tekstin lukemaan.

Häämäännyin tänään oikein kunnolla kun sain puhelun kaveriltani. En siis hämmentynyt puhelusta vaan sen aiheesta. "Mikä tekee mokkapalojen pohjan ruskeeks?", kuului kysymys vastattuani puhelimeen. Siitä hämmennyin. Enhän mie nyt tommosseen kysymykseen osaa vastata. HETKINEN!!!! Osaanhan! Kaakaojauhe tietysti, kysymystä ei vain tule ajatelleeksi... (Äitini kyllä ehdotti että olisin vastannu että ku sitä pitää tarpeeks kauan uunissa ni kyl se ruskeeks muuttuu!) Sitten aloin miettimään, että minkä ihmeen takia taikinoihin kaiken maailman mössöjä lykätään? Siis kyllä niillä ainaki osalla on tekemistä muunkin kuin vain pelkän maun kanssa. Siis hiiva ja leivinjauhe nostattaa ja silleest... En nyt kyllä aio ajatusteni kulkua tämän enempää kirjoittaa, koska se olisi jo täyttä hepreaa, mutta kuitenkin tuo puhelu sai minut miettimään mitä kaikkea sinne taikinaan tungetaan ja miksi. Ja tietty että miks sitä pohjaa ei vaan voi paistaa niin kauan että se on ruskea???
Kiitokset näistä pohdinnoista.
Samaisen henkilön suusta on kuultu mm. "Ei se ollu siin viel eilenkää", kun totesin bussissa uuden pysäkin kohdalla että eipä tuohon vielä ole sitä katosta katosta laitettu!!!