The results are in... you are certifiably:
9% Jerk!
That's lower than the worldwide average of 36%!
Compared to others...
1% less jerky than you — 0% as jerky as you — 99% jerkier than you
Of the 4,912,534 test takers so far...
66% like to drink.
44% gamble.
39% would lie for sex.
46% have cheated.
13% would have sex with a relative.
And 31% hate homosexuals, 100% of whom will die stupid and alone.