IRC-Galleria

ETUNIMESI ALKUKIRJAIN

A=runkkasin
B=söin
C=matkin
D=esitin
E=hakkasin
F=puin
G=väritin
H=oksensin
I=raiskasin
J=nain
K=kokkasin
L=etsin
M=suutelin
N=nuolin
O=kaveerasin
P=nukutin
Q=kiusasin
R=mulkoilin
S=tapoin
T=pahoinpitelin
U=meikkasin
V=nussin
W=taputtelin
X=pitelin
Y=heitin
Z=ulostin
Å=tönäisin
Ä=ruoskin
Ö=raavin

HIUSTESI VÄRI
mustat=viime yönä
tumman ruskeat=eilen
vaalean ruskeat=2 päivää sitten
punaiset=vuosi sitten
vaaleahkot=viime viikolla
blondit=tunti sitten

SYNTYMÄPÄIVÄSI
1=pulkkamäessä
2=liikuntatunnilla
3=kaverin synttäreillä
4=televisiossa
5=levytysstudiossa
6=saunassa
7=jääkiekko-ottelussa
8=sängyssä
9=isosiskon kämpillä
10=autossa
11=koulubussissa
12=lentokentällä
13=uimahallissa
14=lomajahdilla
15=hississä
16=näytelmäkerhossa
17=mummolassa
18=vaatekaupassa
19=strippibaarissa
20=koirankopissa
21=korukaupassa
22=mallitoimistossa
23=tädin häissä
24=ravintolassa
25=hautajaisissa
26=eläintarhassa
27=homobaarissa
28=navetassa
29=metsässä
30=hotellissa
31=ruotsin risteilyllä

SYNTYMÄVUOTESI
1982 ja siitä alaspäin=hammaslääkäriä
1983=opettajaani
1984=leijonaa
1985=takapuolta
1986=tuntematonta poikaa
1987=kissaamme
1988=penistä
1989=homoa
1990=ohikulkijaa
1991=stripparia
1992=isoveljen kaveria
1993=naapurin mummoa
1994=terapeuttiani
1995 ja siitä ylöspäin=rinnakkaisluokan priimusta

KENGÄN NUMERO
35 ja sitä pienempi=ja se oli söpöä
36=ja se kuvasi hyvin persoonaani
37=enkä tajua miksi tein sen
38=ja se oli niin ihana
39=ja se oli kauheinta mitä olen kokenut
40=ja voisin tehdä sen uudestaan vaikka heti
41=ja se oli märkää puuhaa
42 ja sitä isompi=ja siinä hommassa meni käsi kipsiin

MISSÄ OLET NYT
omassa huoneessa=ja kaiken lisäksi jäi traumoja
tietokonehuoneessa=koska tein sen omalla tavallani
kirjastossa=enkä pitänyt siitä muutenkaan
olohuoneessa=mutta en kadu sitä yhtään
kaverilla/sukulaisella=koska osasin sen niin hyvin
kulkuneuvossa=mutta nykyään pelkään sitä
keittiössä=enkä mielestäni edes osannut sitä
muualla=ja päivä päivältä kadun sitä yhä enemmän






Etsin tunti sitten hissistä rinnakkais luokan priimusta ja se oli märkää puuhaa. Ja kaiken lisäksi jäi traumoja!

Day 01 - Your favorite song
Day 02 - A song that makes you happy
Day 03 - A song that makes you sad
Day 04 - A song that reminds you of someone
Day 05 - A song that reminds you of somewhere
Day 06 - A song that reminds you of a certain event
Day 07 - A song that you can dance to
Day 08 - A song that makes you fall asleep
Day 09 - A song from your favorite band
Day 10 - A song that no one would expect you to love



Day 11 - A song that describes you
Day 12 - A song from your favorite album
Day 13 - A song that you listen to when youÂ’re angry
Day 14 - A song that you listen to when youÂ’re happy
Day 15 - A song that you listen to when youÂ’re sad
Day 16 - A song that you want to play at your wedding
Day 17 - A song that you want to play at your funeral
Day 18 - A song that makes you laugh
Day 19 - A song that you know all the words to
Day 20 - Your favorite song at this time last year
Day 21 - A song from a band you hate
Day 22 - A song that is a guilty pleasure
Day 23 - A song that you used to love but now hate
Day 24 - A song that you hear often on the radio
Day 25 - A song that you wish you heard on the radio
Day 26 - A song that makes you laugh
Day 27 - A song that you can play on an instrument
Day 28 - A song that you wish you could play
Day 29 - A song that makes you feel guilty
Day 30 - A song from your childhood

Day 01 - Your favorite song
Day 02 - A song that makes you happy
Day 03 - A song that makes you sad
Day 04 - A song that reminds you of someone
Day 05 - A song that reminds you of somewhere
Day 06 - A song that reminds you of a certain event
Day 07 - A song that you can dance to
Day 08 - A song that makes you fall asleep
Day 09 - A song from your favorite band



Day 10 - A song that no one would expect you to love
Day 11 - A song that describes you
Day 12 - A song from your favorite album
Day 13 - A song that you listen to when youÂ’re angry
Day 14 - A song that you listen to when youÂ’re happy
Day 15 - A song that you listen to when youÂ’re sad
Day 16 - A song that you want to play at your wedding
Day 17 - A song that you want to play at your funeral
Day 18 - A song that makes you laugh
Day 19 - A song that you know all the words to
Day 20 - Your favorite song at this time last year
Day 21 - A song from a band you hate
Day 22 - A song that is a guilty pleasure
Day 23 - A song that you used to love but now hate
Day 24 - A song that you hear often on the radio
Day 25 - A song that you wish you heard on the radio
Day 26 - A song that makes you laugh
Day 27 - A song that you can play on an instrument
Day 28 - A song that you wish you could play
Day 29 - A song that makes you feel guilty
Day 30 - A song from your childhood

Day 01 - Your favorite song
Day 02 - A song that makes you happy
Day 03 - A song that makes you sad
Day 04 - A song that reminds you of someone
Day 05 - A song that reminds you of somewhere
Day 06 - A song that reminds you of a certain event
Day 07 - A song that you can dance to
Day 08 - A song that makes you fall asleep



Day 09 - A song from your favorite band
Day 10 - A song that no one would expect you to love
Day 11 - A song that describes you
Day 12 - A song from your favorite album
Day 13 - A song that you listen to when you’re angry
Day 14 - A song that you listen to when you’re happy
Day 15 - A song that you listen to when you’re sad
Day 16 - A song that you want to play at your wedding
Day 17 - A song that you want to play at your funeral
Day 18 - A song that makes you laugh
Day 19 - A song that you know all the words to
Day 20 - Your favorite song at this time last year
Day 21 - A song from a band you hate
Day 22 - A song that is a guilty pleasure
Day 23 - A song that you used to love but now hate
Day 24 - A song that you hear often on the radio
Day 25 - A song that you wish you heard on the radio
Day 26 - A song that makes you laugh
Day 27 - A song that you can play on an instrument
Day 28 - A song that you wish you could play
Day 29 - A song that makes you feel guilty
Day 30 - A song from your childhood

Day 01 - Your favorite song
Day 02 - A song that makes you happy
Day 03 - A song that makes you sad
Day 04 - A song that reminds you of someone
Day 05 - A song that reminds you of somewhere
Day 06 - A song that reminds you of a certain event
Day 07 - A song that you can dance to



Day 08 - A song that makes you fall asleep
Day 09 - A song from your favorite band
Day 10 - A song that no one would expect you to love
Day 11 - A song that describes you
Day 12 - A song from your favorite album
Day 13 - A song that you listen to when you’re angry
Day 14 - A song that you listen to when you’re happy
Day 15 - A song that you listen to when you’re sad
Day 16 - A song that you want to play at your wedding
Day 17 - A song that you want to play at your funeral
Day 18 - A song that makes you laugh
Day 19 - A song that you know all the words to
Day 20 - Your favorite song at this time last year
Day 21 - A song from a band you hate
Day 22 - A song that is a guilty pleasure
Day 23 - A song that you used to love but now hate
Day 24 - A song that you hear often on the radio
Day 25 - A song that you wish you heard on the radio
Day 26 - A song that makes you laugh
Day 27 - A song that you can play on an instrument
Day 28 - A song that you wish you could play
Day 29 - A song that makes you feel guilty
Day 30 - A song from your childhood

Day 01 - Your favorite song
Day 02 - A song that makes you happy
Day 03 - A song that makes you sad
Day 04 - A song that reminds you of someone
Day 05 - A song that reminds you of somewhere
Day 06 - A song that reminds you of a certain event



Day 07 - A song that you can dance to
Day 08 - A song that makes you fall asleep
Day 09 - A song from your favorite band
Day 10 - A song that no one would expect you to love
Day 11 - A song that describes you
Day 12 - A song from your favorite album
Day 13 - A song that you listen to when you’re angry
Day 14 - A song that you listen to when you’re happy
Day 15 - A song that you listen to when you’re sad
Day 16 - A song that you want to play at your wedding
Day 17 - A song that you want to play at your funeral
Day 18 - A song that makes you laugh
Day 19 - A song that you know all the words to
Day 20 - Your favorite song at this time last year
Day 21 - A song from a band you hate
Day 22 - A song that is a guilty pleasure
Day 23 - A song that you used to love but now hate
Day 24 - A song that you hear often on the radio
Day 25 - A song that you wish you heard on the radio
Day 26 - A song that makes you laugh
Day 27 - A song that you can play on an instrument
Day 28 - A song that you wish you could play
Day 29 - A song that makes you feel guilty
Day 30 - A song from your childhood

Vastaa kysymyksiin joka viidenen saapuneen tekstiviestisi ekalla lauseella (:
1.) Äitisi on suuttunut sinulle ja sanoo sinulle että: " Kumpa en olisi saanut sinua ! ", mitä vastaat?
- Mukavaa
2.) Olisit juuri saannut tietää että sinulla on sisko. Mitä sanoisit hänelle aluksi?
- Tori
3.) Poliisi tulisi kysymään sinulta että satuitko näkemään myymälävarasta joka juoksi ulos kaupasta hetki sitten?
- No en minä tiedä
4.) Viimeiset sanasi ennenkuin kuolet ?
-Joo joo
5.) Sinun ystäväsi kertoo sinulle tekevänsä itsemurhan mitä sanot hänelle ?
- Okei, mä en sitte tule vastaan xD
6.) Äitisi vaatii sinulta selitystä kun et tullut koko yönä kotiin?
- No mä en ehtiny...
7.) Olet terveyden hoitajan luona ja hän kysyy sinulta että oletko ollut vielä yhdynnässä?
- Uu siistii....
8.) Paras ystäväsi on saanut uuden pikkusiskon , miten onnittelet häntä?
- Parempi ku väätäne
9.) Lentäisit kesken liikuntatunnin perseellesi ihastuksesi eteen. Mikä olisi ensimmäinen ajatuksesi?
- Mihi aikaa sä pääset?
10.) Vihamiehesi olisi juuri nolannut sinut kaikkien eessä. Mitä sanoisit hänelle?
- No voi vittu multa vietii nettiyhteys

Day 01 - Your favorite song
Day 02 - A song that makes you happy
Day 03 - A song that makes you sad
Day 04 - A song that reminds you of someone
Day 05 - A song that reminds you of somewhere



Day 06 - A song that reminds you of a certain event
Day 07 - A song that you can dance to
Day 08 - A song that makes you fall asleep
Day 09 - A song from your favorite band
Day 10 - A song that no one would expect you to love
Day 11 - A song that describes you
Day 12 - A song from your favorite album
Day 13 - A song that you listen to when you’re angry
Day 14 - A song that you listen to when you’re happy
Day 15 - A song that you listen to when you’re sad
Day 16 - A song that you want to play at your wedding
Day 17 - A song that you want to play at your funeral
Day 18 - A song that makes you laugh
Day 19 - A song that you know all the words to
Day 20 - Your favorite song at this time last year
Day 21 - A song from a band you hate
Day 22 - A song that is a guilty pleasure
Day 23 - A song that you used to love but now hate
Day 24 - A song that you hear often on the radio
Day 25 - A song that you wish you heard on the radio
Day 26 - A song that makes you laugh
Day 27 - A song that you can play on an instrument
Day 28 - A song that you wish you could play
Day 29 - A song that makes you feel guilty
Day 30 - A song from your childhood

Day 01 - Your favorite song
Day 02 - A song that makes you happy
Day 03 - A song that makes you sad
Day 04 - A song that reminds you of someone



Day 05 - A song that reminds you of somewhere
Day 06 - A song that reminds you of a certain event
Day 07 - A song that you can dance to
Day 08 - A song that makes you fall asleep
Day 09 - A song from your favorite band
Day 10 - A song that no one would expect you to love
Day 11 - A song that describes you
Day 12 - A song from your favorite album
Day 13 - A song that you listen to when you’re angry
Day 14 - A song that you listen to when you’re happy
Day 15 - A song that you listen to when you’re sad
Day 16 - A song that you want to play at your wedding
Day 17 - A song that you want to play at your funeral
Day 18 - A song that makes you laugh
Day 19 - A song that you know all the words to
Day 20 - Your favorite song at this time last year
Day 21 - A song from a band you hate
Day 22 - A song that is a guilty pleasure
Day 23 - A song that you used to love but now hate
Day 24 - A song that you hear often on the radio
Day 25 - A song that you wish you heard on the radio
Day 26 - A song that makes you laugh
Day 27 - A song that you can play on an instrument
Day 28 - A song that you wish you could play
Day 29 - A song that makes you feel guilty
Day 30 - A song from your childhood

Day 01 - Your favorite song
Day 02 - A song that makes you happy
Day 03 - A song that makes you sad



Day 04 - A song that reminds you of someone
Day 05 - A song that reminds you of somewhere
Day 06 - A song that reminds you of a certain event
Day 07 - A song that you can dance to
Day 08 - A song that makes you fall asleep
Day 09 - A song from your favorite band
Day 10 - A song that no one would expect you to love
Day 11 - A song that describes you
Day 12 - A song from your favorite album
Day 13 - A song that you listen to when you’re angry
Day 14 - A song that you listen to when you’re happy
Day 15 - A song that you listen to when you’re sad
Day 16 - A song that you want to play at your wedding
Day 17 - A song that you want to play at your funeral
Day 18 - A song that makes you laugh
Day 19 - A song that you know all the words to
Day 20 - Your favorite song at this time last year
Day 21 - A song from a band you hate
Day 22 - A song that is a guilty pleasure
Day 23 - A song that you used to love but now hate
Day 24 - A song that you hear often on the radio
Day 25 - A song that you wish you heard on the radio
Day 26 - A song that makes you laugh
Day 27 - A song that you can play on an instrument
Day 28 - A song that you wish you could play
Day 29 - A song that makes you feel guilty
Day 30 - A song from your childhood