"ASALLA M-ALYKUM DEAR FRIEND,
My Name is Alhaji Akim Dav. I am writing from Burkina Faso-West Africa. I am a staff of one of the biggest Bank here.
I want to wire $8.3(Eight Million Three Hundred Thousand Dollars) that has been abandoned for 10 years in our Branch to your account abroad. The account owner is dead with his next of kin since year 2000. Get back to me for details if you are interested to receive the money.
Regards,
Jazzack Allah
Alhaji Akim Dav"
I looove the trash mail XD