24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?" -Denis Leary
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend !!!!
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
Cocaine is gods way of telling you that you make too much money.
Alright brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so just get me through this exam so I can go back to killing you slowly with beer.
-Homer Simpson