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1. What's Albania?
2. Albania, Serbia, same shit.
3. Nice Mercedes, my car is better.
4. Aleksander the Great wasn't Albanian.
5. Hi, I'm Serbian!
6. Turks and Albanians look similar.
7. You guys are slavic too?
8. Kosovo shouldn't be an independent state.
9. Hi, I'm from Serbia/Greece
10. I thought you guys were white people.
11. Where's Albania?
12. Is that in the Middle East?
13. Stop sleeping in the middle of the day like stoners.
14. I like your grandma's bandada, what clique she roll wit' homie.
15. The music sounds Arab to me.
16. This Turkish coffee tastes like shit.
17. Hell yea I was staring at your daughter..
18. Your wife too.
19. What do you mean I have to buy you guys drinks for my birthday?
20. Stop drinking all my liquor, you got kids to drive back home.
21. It's 12:30 am and you wanna throw a party?
22. You guys dance a lot like Jewish people at weddings?
23. I'm more wasted than you.
24. You wanna whoop my ass because all the girls are coming on to me?
25. Your son said he was Italian?
26. Why do I have to pay for gas, it's your car.
27. Stop talking in that funny language.
28. The place you dance and get drunk in is connected with your church?!?!
29. Your head is blocking the sun!
30. really man....it's big!
31. You guys are lovely singers when you're all drunk.
32. Close your shirt up dude, no one needs to look at your hairy chest.
33. You wear too much cologne.
34. You guys are connected with Osama?
35. Your son is gay.
36. Damn look at that girl she is fiiinnee, oh that's your sister?
37. You did not build that house by yourself, ok.
38. Wait, why is there a picture of you when you were little smoking a cigarette?
39. Go to church/mosque!
40. I saw your daughter with a Slav.
41. Wow, so do you like, speak Albanese?
42. Wait, you wear that tube top to church/the mosque?
43. That singer looks like a porn star, is she famous?
44. What kind of name is Soni?!
45. "Mother Tereza...she was Serbian right?"
46. That dudes party was waay better than yours.
47. Can you teach me how to swear, oh please, pretty please?..(5 min later walking down in public)..."kurva, kurva, Ta qifsha nonen!"
48. Wow, heavy accent.
49. You look Italian/Greek/Russian from a distance.
50. ...and from up close.
51. "I know exactly where Albania is, next to Russia right?"

E di qe dojn met majt posht/ andrrat me ti thy/
Dojn met bo blozhd/ met qit lot n'sy/
Mos prit sen prej dostav ska shok t`vertet/
se po hine n`lloq t'keq/ ki me vet ku kan met/
Kejt t`harojn/ kejt t'thojn/ lshoma at dor/
mos prit sen pi kerkuj/ bonu vet i fort/
Experienca/ nga existenca/ qe e bona/
kejt kto sene i msova kur ke tu mu q* nona/
Badihava nuk e kom emnin Viktor/
qellimi/ o fitimi/dej sa m'qelet aj vorr/
un qendroj/ vazhdoj/ vetes i besoj/
Mendimet e budallve une i ingnoroj/
se a din sa her m'kan thon skom me bo kurgjo/
mendimet i kan ndrru/ tash po thojn jom numer njo/
E a din pse nuk jom ndal, sum ka lon guximshmerija/
Sepse i kom dit mir afsit e mija/
e ty une pot sho ki ra n`depresion/
Allahile vllau jem kallzom pse s'perballon/
ki durim/ e di qe n`zemer thell je trim/
edhe qiellin mund me prek kur ki vetbesim/
e bonu i fort/

30.12.2008 01:02 <chabi> GRANSSSEX<3

jom djal me dashni, po du nonen me ta qi. jom djal bukurosh ta qi nonen n'kalamoq

14.11.2008 18:51 <YaGo^> GANGSTA!

vanha nick ;DD vitun nolo !
granit