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1 MINKÄLAISET VÄLIT MEILLÄ ON ?

2. MILLOIN NÄIMME VIIMEKSI?

3. PIDÄTKÖ SINÄ MINUSTA ?

4. JOS SINUN PITÄISI KUOLLA PUOLESTANI ,KUOLISITKO ?

5. SUUTELISIN SUA, SUUTELISITKO TAKAISIN ?

6. MIKÄ SANA KUVAA MINUA PARHAITEN ?

7. SANOISIN ETTÄ RAKASTANSUA MITÄ SANOISIT TAKAISIN ?

8. HALUAISITKO NÄHDÄ MINUT TÄLLÄHETKELLÄ ?

9. HALUAISITKO KERTOA MINULLE JOTAIN ?

10. USKALLATKO LAITTAA TÄMÄN OMAAN PÄIVÄKIRJAASI ?

Juuri ennen häitä..
Nainen: Hei Rakas
Mies: No vihdoinkin, olen odottanut jo niin kauan!
Nainen: Haluatko että lähden ?
Mies: EN ! Mistä nyt tuollaista sait päähäsi ? Jo pelkkä ajatuskin kauhistuttaa.
Nainen: Rakastatko minua ?
Mies: Tietenkin, kaikkina vuorokaudenaikoina !
Nainen: Oletko pettänyt minua koskaan ?
Mies: En ikinä ! Miksi kysyt tuollaista?
Nainen: Haluaisitko suudella minua ?
Mies: Kyllä, aina kun minulla on tilaisuus siihen !
Nainen: Löisitkö minua koskaan ?
Mies: Oletko hullu ? Tunnethan sinä minut !
Nainen: Voinko luottaa sinuun ?
Mies: Kyllä, kulta..
Nainen: Rakas..
7 vuotta häiden jälkeen:
Lue teksti alhaalta ylöspäin ! ^^

nukuin pari tuntii ku tulin koulusta. sitte nora soittaa et millo mennään kaupunkiin. sitte menin kymmenen minuutin pääst peiponkoulun pihalle ja nora oli siel. sitten nora kaivoi jtn liköörii tai mitä se nyt olikaan laukustaan ja mä join . jalkimaku oli paska muuten se maistu toffeelle. sitten tuli armend ja argjend ja argjendil oli jtn sikareita taskussaan. yritettii myydä niitä yhdelle jätkälle mut ne ei halunnu tyhmät. ja sitten mentiin megii vastaa ku se tuli kapest ja mentiin siiit suoraan santtariin. nähtii atte siel ku se oli siel uimassa jtn aamust asti se tykkää kato uida. sitten mentiin s-markettiin. ostettii kaikki energia´ juomat. sitte mentiin sittariin ja iskä tuli sinne ostaa mulle jtn. sitte tultiin takas santtariin ja mä varastin sytkärin:D mut me innostuimme polttamaan heinää ja sitte tuli kauheet liekit mut sammutettiin ne vedel. mut sitte heitin sytkärin jonnekki pellolle. ja sitten arvatkaa mitä nyt oon himas suckers you thought that i would tell you more.ei läppä oli ei ollut haahaa suckas hah oikeest oli läppä:D<33 paras päivä

Some days I just wanna up and call it quits,
I feel like i'm surrounded by a wall of bricks,
Every time I go to get up I just fall in pits,
My life's like one great big ball of shit,
If I could just put it all in to all I spit,
Instead I always try to swallow it,
Instead of staring at this wall and shit,
While I sit writers block sick of all this shit,
Can't call it shit, all I know is I'm about to hit the wall,
If I have to see another one of mom's alcoholic fits,
This is it, last straw, thatÂ’s all, thatÂ’s it,
I ain't dealing with another fucking politic,
I'm like a skillet bubbling, till it filters up,
I'm about to kill it, I can feel it building up,
Blow this building up, I've concealed enough,
My cup run'ith over I've done and filled it up,the pen exploses bust,ink spills my guts,
You think all I do is stand here and feel my nuts,
Well I'm a show you what, you gonna feel my rush,
You dont feel it then it must be to real to touch,
Peel a dutch, I'm about to tear shit up,
Goosebumps, yeah I'm a make your hair sit up,
Yeah sit up, I'm a tell you who I be,
I'm a make you hate me cause you ain't me,
You wait, it ain't to late to finally see,
What you close minded fucks were to blind to see,
Whoever finds me, is gonna get a finders fee,
Out this world and ain't no one out their mind as me,
You need peace of mind, here's a piece of mine,
All I need's a line but sometimes,
I dont always find the words to rhyme,
To express how i'm really feeling at that time,
Yeah sometimes, sometimes, sometimes, just sometimes,
It's always me, how dark can these hallways be,
The clock strikes midnight, 1, 2, then half past 3,
This half ass rhyme with this half ass piece of paper,
I'm desperate at my desk if I could just get the rest,
Of this shit off my chest, again, stuck in this slump,
Can't think of nothing, fuck I'm stumped,
But wait here comes something,
Nope, it's not good enough, scribble it out, new pad,
Crinkle it up and throw that shit out,
I'm fizzling now thought I had figured it out,
Ball's in my court but I'm scared to dribble it out,
But I'm afraid, but why am I afraid, why am I a slave to this trade,
Cyanide I'll spit to the grave, real enough to rile you up,
Want me to flip it I can rip it any style you want,
I'm a switch hitter bitch, Jimmy Smith ainÂ’t a quitter,
I'm a sit here till I get enough,
For me to finally hit a fucking boiling point,
Put some oil in your joints,
Flip the coin bitch come get destroyed,
An MC's worst dream I make them tense they hate me,
See me and shake like a chain-link fence,
By the looks of them you would swear Jaws was coming,
By the scream of them you would swear i'm sawing someone,
By the way they running you would swear the law was coming,
It's now or never and tonight It's all or nothing,
Momma, Jimmy keeps leaving on us, he said he'd be back,
He pinky promised, I dont think he's honest,
I be back baby I just got to beat this clock,
Fuck this clock, I'm a make them eat this watch,
Don't believe me watch, I'm a win this race,
and I'm a come back and rub my shit in your face,
Bitch, I found my niche, you gonna hear my voice,
Till you sick of it you ain't gonna have a choice,
If I gotta scream till I have half a lung,
If I have half a chance I grab it, rabbit run.

> ajattele jotai ihanaa ihmistä jota et saa mielestäsi pois.
> ajattele jos hän tulisi luoksesi nyt, miltä se tuntuisi?
> eikös se olisikin ihanaa?
> mutta kuvittele, että jos häntä ei olisi, tai jos hän lähtisi pois kokonaan tästä maailmasta.
> miltä se tuntuisi?
> et varmaan halua tuntea sitä tunnetta, joten kopioi tämä päiväkirjaasi 1min sisällä niin sinulle
kaikista rakkain ihminen ei tule KOSKAAN häipymään elämästäsi, mutta jos et kopioi tätä, se kaikista rakkain, ihanin ja tärkein ihminen unohtaa sinut ja et tule tapaamaan häntä enää koskaan

Valitse minusta 4 hyvää asiaa ja 4 huonoa asiaa.
Homma menee näin vastaat tähän ja kopioit sen omaasi niin saat tietää mitä muut ajattelevat sinusta.

SAAT KYSYÄ MINULTA YHDEN MINKÄ VAAN KYSYMYKSEN JA LUPAAN VASTATA REHELLISESTI !

im just so fucking depressed
i just cant seem to get out this slump
if i could just get over this hump
but i need something to pull me out this dump
i took my bruises took my lumps
fell down and i got right back up
but i need that spark to get psyched back up
and in order for me to pick the mic back up
i dont know how or why or when
i ended up this position im in
im started to feel dissin again
so i decided just to pick this pen
up and try to make an attempt to vent
but i just cant admit
or come to grips the fact that i may be done with rap
i need a new outlet
and i know some shits so hard to swallow
but i cant just sit back and wallow
in my own sorrow but i know one fact
ill be one tough act to follow
one tough act to follow
ill be one tough act to follow
here today gone tomorrow but you'd have to walk a thousand miles


in my shoes, just to see
what its like, to be me
ill be you, lets trade shoes
just to see what id be like
to feel your pain, you feel mine
go inside eachothers minds
just to see what we'd find
look at shit through eachothers eyes
it dont matter saying you aint beautiful
they can all get fucked just stay true to you
dont matter saying you aint beautiful
they can all get fucked just stay true to you

i think im starting to lose my sense of humor
everythings so tense and gloom
i almost fee like i gotta check the temperature of the room just as soon as i walk in
its like all eyes on me i try to avoid any contact
cuz if i do that then it opens the door for conversation like i want that
im not looking for extra attention i just want to be just like you
blend in with the rest of the room maybe just point me to the closest restroom
i dont need no fucking man servant tryin ta follow me around and try to wipe my ass
laugh at every single joke i crack and half of them aint even funny like hahhhhh
"marshall your so funny man you should be a comedian god damn"
unfortunately i am i just hide behind the tears of a clown
so why dont you all sit downn
listen to the tale that im about to tell
hell we dont gotta trade our shoes
and you dont gotta walk no thousand miles

in my shoes, just to see
what its like, to be me
ill be you, lets trade shoes
just to see what id be like
to feel your pain, you feel mine
go inside eachothers minds
just to see what we'd find
look at shit through eachothers eyes
it dont matter saying you aint beautiful
they can all get fucked just stay true to you
dont matter saying you aint beautiful
they can all get fucked just stay true to youuuuu

nobody asked for life to deal us with these bullshit hands we're dealt
we gotta take these cards ourselves and flip em dont expect no help
now i could have either just stayed at home sit on my ass and pissed and moaned
or take this situation with which im placed in and get up and kick my own
i was never the type of kid to wait by the door and pack his bags
and sat on the porch and hope and prayed for a dad to show up who never did
i just wanted to fit in in every single place every school i went
i dreamed of being that cool kid even if it meant acting stupid
and edna always told me keep making that face and it'll get stuck like that
meanwhile im just standing there holding my tongue trynwa twalk like dwis
then i stuck my tongue on that frozen stop sign pole at 8 years old
i learned my lesson then cuz i wasn't trying to impress my friends no more
but i already told you my whole life story
not just based on my description
cuz where you see it from where your sittin its probably 110% different
i guess we would have to walk a mile in eachothers shoes at least
what size you wear? i wear tens
lets see if you can fit your feet

in my shoes, just to see
what its like, to be me
ill be you, lets trade shoes
just to see what itd be like
to feel your pain, you feel mine
go inside eachothers minds
just to see what we'd find
look at shit through eachothers eyes
it dont matter saying you aint beautiful
they can all get fucked just stay true to you
dont matter saying you aint beautiful
they can all get fucked just stay true to you
so
it dont matter saying you aint beautiful
they can all get fucked just stay true to you