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"See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes.


Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to
fuck all the time without thinking it through.


But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes
want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad
at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks.


But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the
assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and
your pussy all covered in shit!"

This is the greatest and best song in the world:
Tribute.

Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden,
there shined a shiny demon...
in the middle...
of the road.

And he said:
"Play the best song in the world,
or I'll eat your souls."

Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other,
and we each said...
"Okay."

And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Song in the World,
it was The Best Song in the World.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two,
two and one make three,
It was destiny.

Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow.

Needless to say,
the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his whoopy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us:
"(snort) BE you angels?"
And we said,
"Nay.
We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahh,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Song in the World, oh no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, yea,
no!
This is a tribute, oh,
to The Greatest Song in the World,
All right!
It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right!
It was the best muthafuckin' song the greatest song in the world.

Hohhorahhahh!
Fli Tugigugigup Gi Fligufligugigup Uh Fligugigup Uh Di Oh Gugugup Gi Fligufligugigugi Flilibili Ah Fliguwamanama Lucifer

And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
anything like this song!

This is just a tribute!
You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there!
Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck!
Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.

O hallelujah I'm found! Rich motherfucker aaaaah!
All right!
All right!