*The hobbits start to set up a camp*
ARAGORN: Gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall.
PIPPIN: What about breakfast?
ARAGORN: You already had it.
PIPPIN: We had one, yes. But what about SECOND breakfast?
MERRY: I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.
PIPPIN: What about elevensies? Lunch? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, right?
MERRY: I wouldn't count on that... *tap tap*
At the Prancing Pony:
PIPPIN: What's that?
MERRY: This, my friend, is a pint.
PIPPIN: It comes in pints?? I'm getting one.
SAM: But you have a whole half already!
In the Council of Elrond:
*The Fellowship's been made and Merry & Pippin think they're been left behind*
MERRY: Hoy, we're coming too! You'll have to send us home tied up in a sack to stop us.
PIPPIN: Anyway, you need people of intelligence on this sort of... mission. Quest. Thing.
MERRY: Well, that rules you out, Pip.
At Bilbo's birthday party:
*Pippin looks for a firework from Gandalf's stash, finds one he thinks is fine and shows it to Merry*
MERRY: No, no, no. The BIG one, the BIG one!
In farmer Maggot's fields:
*The hobbits are running for their lives*
MERRY: I don't know why's he so upset. It's only a couple of carrots.
PIPPIN: And some cabbages. And, and those three bags of potatos that had been left last week. And then the mushrooms, the week before.
MERRY: Yes, Pippin. My point is: he's clearly overreacting.
Obviously us? :'DD