I like to live like I'm in a cartoon
Yes I'm chasing you all around the room
I beatcha, beatcha brains out, that's how I flirt
Oh it's a vicious little game but no one gets hurt
And it's a HEY HEY!
THIS LOVE'S A CARTOON BABY IN TECHNICOLOR
I like to live like I'm in a cartoon
Got a bowling ball on a tablespoon
A striker, striking you out, drop it on your head!
KILL YOU A HUNDRED DIFFERENT WAYS BUT YOU'RE STILL NOT DEAD
And it's a HEY HEY!
This love's a cartoon baby and you're the hero
Pop your greens down lover and whack the weirdo
He's trying to fly me to the moon, but I'm staying here with you
I like to live like I'm in a cartoon
Yes I'll suck you up into my vacuum
A bumble, bumble bee honey and I need a mate
Oh it's illegal where we live, but we're outta state!