IRC-Galleria

jen: stevie, who's doing the glasses?
stevie: i don't know, must be me then shit
jen: no i cheked up that Marlene should do them. but who the fuck is marlene?!?
stevie: that's me...
jen: WTF

:D:D:D:D Vitsin Pricey.....:DDD

in the morning:
regular about in his 60s: you want to hear how i learned that women are wiser than men?
jen: sure.
regular: i met this girl down in london and she was about your age. she was waitress at a club and i said to her that if you play your cards right you can marry me. my father is a multimillionaire and he is about to die. The girl said nothing and just walked away. it wasn't for long and i found out she had married my father.

:D:D

regular: wanna hear another story? this is for real this time
jen: sure
regular: american girl came to england and was sitting beside a english girl in a car and the english girl was driving. when they stopped to a trafficlight.

the american girl asks why does your trafficlights beep like that? and the english girl answers that it is for blid people to know when the lights are green or red.

Ou, said the american girl. In america blind people are not allowed to drive at all.

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD idiooootttiiii



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