IRC-Galleria

-Hey!I just bought two
brand new buckets for
collecting berries so do
you wanna go and collect
some berries with me?

-well how could I say no
for that

iha jees paiva takana,koulussa eka 1,5h weight trainingia sitte koulu paivan paatteeks track&field 2,5h sprintti reeneihin ja sitten koulun jalkeen viela 1h kickboxingia ja paivan paatteeks viela 1h jiu-jitsua etta silla lailla:S jaaaaa viela koiran kusetus siihen paalle stna:D

Olipa kerran Espanjan tunnilla poika nimelta Justin. Han halajaa olla seuraava skeitti mestojen toni haukka...Han luulee etta kaikki Espanjan ryhmassa luulevat etta han on "bitch", mika ei varmastikkaan kaukana totuudesta olekkaan. Mutta yhtena paivana Justin sitten paatti nayttaa etta han ei ole "bitch". Justin nousi yht'akkia seisomaan ja alkoi puhuitella aika uutta oppilasta nimelta Andrew uhkaavin sanoin:"what did you call me?!did you just call me a bitch?!"ja Andrew yrittaa puolustella:"dude i dunno what youre talking about". Ja tama sk8r boy nimelta Justin jatkaa samoja lauseita:"wtf did you just call me a bitch, nobody calls me a bitch". Ja sita jatkui noin 30 sekunttia tarkkaan ottaen kun opettaja erotti kyseiset henkilot ja lahetti Justinin a.k.a sk8r boyhn Dean's Officea kohti han yritti puolustella:"I just wanted to beat him up because everyone in this classroom thinks i am a bitch and i wanted to prove that im not a bitch!".
Mutta niimpa Justin jatkaa matkaa kohti Dean's Officea kohti ja oppilailla oli tuntia jaljella noin muutama minuutti. Ja kun kello lopulta soi ja oppilaat lahtivat ruoka-tunnille koulun kaytavalla on vastassa Mr.Justin ja mukanaan 8 meksikolaista katyria. Mutta sitten 3 todella urheaa Andrew luokka-toveria sanoivat tuolle kyseiselle posselle etta:"You guys better not touch Andrew, he is walking with us"
Tuon lausahduksen jalkeen kasikahma ei ollut kovinkaan kaukana. Ja Mr.Justinin a.k.a sk8r boyhn saattoi paikantaan tuon meksikolais-syntyperaisen porukan takaa...tuosta voi melkeen paatella etta Justin ei saanut talla kertaa mainettaan puhdistetuksi, ja ei valttamatta saakkaan koska herraa meinaa uhkata tilapainen erotus koulusta...mutta onnea hanelle ja toivottavasti viela onnistuu tehtavassaan...

tuhannen ja yhden yon tarinoita

Tarvin vanhempien suostumuksen et saan leikata tietynlaiset hiukset?

pitakaa lippu korkeella ef...

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

-Deep Thought, Jack Handey

Music recommended by NBPL to listen to while playing beer pong:

The National Anthem, before each game is played (It's only right)
311 - (the whole Blue album)
311 - Feels So Good
50 Cent - Don't Push Me
50 Cent - Wanksta
50 Cent and Snoop Dogg - P.I.M.P. Remix
50 Cent and The Game - Porno Star
A3 - Got Yourself a Gun (Sopranos theme song)
AC/DC - Have a Drink On Me
Afroman - Colt 45
AZ - Take It Off
Andrew WK - Party Hard
Andrew WK - Victory Strikes Again
Andrew WK - pretty much every other song he's made
Barenaked Ladies - Alcohol
Basetank - Blast Ya Eardrums
Beastie Boys - Fight For Your Right (To Party)
Beatnuts ft. Method Man - Se Acabo
Billy Joel - Only the Good Die Young
Black Rob - Like Whoa
Blackalicious - Chemical Calisthenics
Blackalicious - The Fabulous Ones
Blink 182 - The Party Song
Bloodhound Gang - Goin' Nowhere Slow
Bloodhound Gang - You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
Blues Brothers - Sweet Home Chicago
Brand New - Soco Amaretto Lime
Brand New - Sudden Death in Carolina
Brandon Dicamillo's freestyle from CKY2K
Brother Jack McDuff - Hot Barbeque
Bruce Springsteen - Born in the USA
Bruce Springsteen - Thunder Road
Bon Jovi - Livin' On A Prayer
Bubba Sparks - Ugly
Cam'ron - Oh Boy
Cheers - Theme song
CKY - 96 Quite Bitter Beings
Clipse - When's The Last Time
Counting Crows - Mr. Jones
Crooked I - Uh Oh
Crystal Method - Name of the Game
D12 - Devil's Night
D12 - Fight Music
Daft Punk - Around the World
The Darkness - I Believe in a Thing Called Love (just for the clapping part)
Dave Matthews Band - Bartender
Dave Matthews Band - Gin and Juice Live
Dave Matthews Band - Grace is Gone
Dave Matthews Band - Tripping Billies (Eat drink and be merry chorus)
Dave Matthews Band - Two Step
David Banner - Get Down Like a Pimp
Dead Kennedys - Too Drunk to $%^&
Denis Leary - Irish Song
Disaffection - Annette (Beer Goggles)
Disaffection - Drunk and Laid
Disaffection - I Hook Up with Ugly Girls When I'm Drunk
DMX - Party Up
The Doors - Roadhouse Blues
The Doors - Whiskey Bar
D.P.G. - F%^&ed up
Dr. Dirty (in general)
Dr. Dre - Nothin' but a G' Thang
Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg - Deez Nuts
Dropkick Murphys - Bar Room Hero
Dropkick Murphys - Irish Drinking Song
The Dwarves - Everybody's Girl
Eagles - Hotel California
Edgar Winter Group - Frankenstein
Edgar Winter Group - Free Ride
Elton John - Saturday Night's All Right for Fighting
Elton John - Tiny Dancer (not Tony Danza)
Eminem - Drug Ballad
Eminem - Soldier
Eminem, Obie Trice, DMX - Go to Sleep
Eminem, Obie Trice, Lloyd Banks, 50 Cent - We All Die Someday
Europe - The Final Countdown (especially when there's only one cup left on a side, and you scream the chorus)
Every Time I Die - Here's Looking At You
Fat Joe - Lean Back (remix)
Fear - More Beer
Filter - Hey Man Nice Shot
Flogging Molly - Drunken Lullabies
Frank Black - Whatever Happened to Pong
Fred Durst and Xzibit - Get Your Groove On
Gaelic Storm - Johnny Jump Up
Garth Brooks - Friends in Low Places
Garth Brooks & George Jones - Beer Run
George Thorogood - One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer
Great Big Sea - The Night that Ol' Pat Murphy Died
Great Big Sea - The Ol' Black Rum
Green Day - Nice Guys Finish Last
Green Day - When I Come Around
Gooding - Licorice and Grape Kool Aid
The Gourds - Gin and Juice Live (this is the version everybody thinks is done by Phish)
Guns 'n' Roses - Sweet Child of Mine
Head Automatica - Beating Hearts Baby
Hulk Hogan theme song (I am a real American...)
Ice Cube - Today Was a Good Day
Iconz - Get F%^&ed Up
Incubus - A Certain Shade of Green
Incubus - New Skin
Insane Clown Posse - The Nedem Game
Jay-Z - The Takeover
Jimmy Buffet - Margaritaville
Jimmy Buffet - Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw
Journey - Any Way You Want It
Journey - Don't Stop Believing
Journey - Wheel in the Sky
Jurassic 5 - The Game
Jurassic 5 - Jurass Finish First
Karate Kid Soundtrack - You're the Best Around
King of the Hill theme song
The Kingsmen - Louie Louie
Kottonmouth Kings - 4-2-0
Kottonmouth Kings - Bump
Let's Go Bowling - In Heaven There is no Beer
Tha Liks - L.I.K.S
Lil John - Get Low
Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff
Limp Bizkit - N2together Now
Limp Bizkit - Rollin'
Linkin Park - Papercut
Linkin Park - Points of Authority (remix)
Lit - My Own Worst Enemy
Local H - Bound to the Floor
Love/Hate - Black Out in the Red Room
Lynyrd Skynyrd - Down South Junkin
Lynyrd Skynyrd - Sweet Home Alabama
Mastodon - Blood and Thunder
Merle Haggard - Think I'll Just Stay Here and Drink
Metallica - Whiskey in the Jar
Missy Elliot - Get Your Freak On
Mobb Deep - Shook Ones
Mobb Deep - Survival of the Fittest
Moby - Next is the E (Club Mix)
Moe - Happy Hour Hero
Mr. Eon - Mind, Soul and Body
Nappy Roots - Awnaw
Nas - Got Yourself a Gun
Nas - New York State of Mind
N*E*R*D - Lapdance (live version)
N*E*R*D - Truth or Dare
Nena - 99 Red Balloons (preferably german version)
NOFX - Beer Bong Song
NOFX- Go to Work Wasted
NOFX - Party Enema
NOFX - You Drink, You Drive, You Spill
Notorious B.I.G. - Hypnotize
Notorious B.I.G. - Ten Crack Commandments
NWA - Fuck the Police
NWA - Sippin on a 40
O.A.R. - A Crazy Game of Poker
O.A.R. - City on Down
O.A.R. - Missing Pieces
The Offspring - DUI
Onyx - Slam
Onyx - Slam Harder
Otis Day & the Knights - Shout
Paranoid Social Club - Wasted
Paul Van Dyk (in general)
Pennywise - Bro Hymn
Pepper - Give It Up
Phish - Farmhouse
Phish - Heavy Things
The Pietasters - Maggie Mae
Poster Boy - Jurassic Harlem
Puff Daddy - Can't Nobody Hold Me Down
Queen - We Are The Champions
Quiet Riot - Come On Feel the Noise
Rage Against the Machine - Bulls on Parade
The Rainmakers - Drinkin' on the Job
Rammstein - Du Hast
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Under the Bridge
Reel Big Fish - Beer
The Replacements - Beer for Breakfast
Rick Springfield - Jessie's Girl
Run DMC - Tougher than Leather
Rupert Holmes - Escape (The Pina Colada Song)
Sam the Sham & the Pharoahs - Wooly Bully
Sean Paul - Gimme the Light
Shaquille O'Neal - Boom!
Shawn Michaels WWF entrance song - Sexy Boy
Skee Lo - I Wish
Skid Row - Get the $%^& Out
Snoop Doggy Dogg - Gin and Juice
Space Jam soundtrack- Hit 'em High
Styx - Mr. Roboto
Sublime (in general)
Taking Back Sunday - Timberwolves at New Jersey/anything
Three 6 Mafia - I Gotta Stay Fly
Three 6 Mafia - Liquor and Dat Bud
Three 6 Mafia - Sippin' on Some Syrup
Tiesto (in general)
Tracy Byrd - Drinkin' Bone
Tracy Byrd - Ten Rounds with Jose Cuervo
Tiger Army - Under Saturn's Shadow
Transformers Movie Soundtrack - The Touch (Optimus Prime theme)
Triple H Theme song - I Am the Game
Trouble Is - Alcohol (My Only Friend)
Tupac Shakur - California Love
Tupac Shakur - Can't C Me
Tupac Shakur - Hit 'em Up
Tupac Shakur - How Do U Want It
Uncle Tupelo - I Got Drunk
Unloco - Nothing
Usher - Yeah
Vandals - Join Us for Pong
Vanilla Ice - Ninja Rap
The Ventures - Wipeout
Weird Al Yankovic - The Beer Song
Whitesnake - Here I Go Again On My Own
The Who - Baba O'Riley
Wu Tang Clan - Gravel Pit
Xzibit - Alcoholic
Xzibit, Nate Dogg, Eminem - Say My Name
Young Black Teenagers - Tap the Bottle (Twist the Cap)

eipa tullu osavaltion mestaruutta mutta ainaki hopeaa tuli<3
lopulline sijotus oli 2nd place out of 2...:D
oli kylla tapahtuma rikkain hoki kausi ikina<3
Las Vegas Ice Pussies kiittaa kaikenkarvasia ja mielettoman mahtavia fani joukkoja!
kiitos!

HOCKEY...LIVE TO PLAY!!!! I am a hockey player... The cockiest, dirtiest, most irresponsible group of athletes in the world. We'll do anything and come back to tell his teammates about it. Live the dream until they are 35 then realize they never made it. Ladies love us, guys want to be us, we are the soul of the universe. You lace up the skates, put on the gloves, strap on the helmet, and walk on to the ice and nothing else matters. It doesn't matter that you failed a test, your girl is bein a bitch, or that you got a ticket on the way there...you're world is absolutely perfect for the next couple hours Here's to faceoffs, goals, assists, overtime, livin' on the road, cold rinks, early mornings, breakaways, goin' top shelf, countless hours of practice, bag skates,thousands of dollars, dangling d-men, big hits, broken twigs, new skates, packin' bombs, wheelin' broads, coaches, adding the letter "y" to the end of everyone's last name, the word "fuck", pick up, fights, let downs, miracles and most of all - the game, Hockey Why? Why do we skate back and forth night after night? Skating so hard we throw up. Skating so hard your heart beat rings in your head, while your lungs are grasping for air. Late nights, early mornings, Friday nights, Saturday evenings, broken bones, torn muscles and deep bruises. We skate through it all. Because we live off our adrenaline, because the game frees your spirit, because the party in the locker room is fine, because your invincible once you step on the ice, because a shot can make you smile all night, sniping the twine, the rattling of the boards, the feel of the puck, and skates carving into the ice is a rhythm to live by, because its possible to skate fast enough to leave all your worries behind. Sweat is the cologne of our accomplishment. Why? Why would someone push themselves so hard? It's not for the money, it's not for the girls, and it's not for the fame. We do it because we love it!!!!

12 great reasons 2 go out with a hockey player:
1.) They have great hands
2.) They are used to scoring from any position
3.) They have tremendous stamina and endurance
4.) They always wear protection
5.) They never stop until their job is done
6.) They know how to use their wood
7.) They know when to play rough
8.) Because all the other athletes like to play with balls
9.)They dont always play by the rules
10.) You dont have to worry about us finishing early We go the distance
11.) We love to go to overtime
12.) When they get dirty they hit from behind

is the shiznit!
offically city of opportunities<3