IRC-Galleria

Ihmisillä on tunne, että he saavat sinut toimimaan käskyjensä mukaan, vaikka itse asiassa sinulla on eniten vaikutusvaltaa. Hallitset muita ihmisiä, kun annat heidän luulla hallitsevansa itse.

Ukkojen saunailta ja miehet istuu pöydän ääressä isolla kaveriporukalla. Viina virtaa ja kaikki pienessä laitamyötäisessä.
Meteli on kova, musiikki soi ja kaikki yrittää kännissään puhua kaikille ja yhtä aikaa.
Tunnelma hyvä. Pöydällä oleva kännykkä soi ja mies vastaa siihen:

"Haloo."

"No hei kulta minä täällä. Kauhee mökä siellä. Onks teillä hauskaa?"
kysyy naisääni.

Mies vastaa: "Joo, hauskaa on. Lähetään tästä kohta baariin."

"Okei. Ole sitte kiltisti siellä." sanoo nainen ja jatkaa: "Kuule,
kultapuppeli; kun mä tässä just sattumalta olin kävelyllä ja
huomasin tossa kultakaupan ikkunassa taas ton sormuksen josta mä
olen sulle aina puhunut niin etkö sä nyt vois sen verran antaa mun
törsätä kun sen hintakin on nyt tosi halpa. Vaan vähän yli 15 tonnii
mut siin on ne smaragditkin."

"Ai. Paljoko yli?" kysyy mies.

"No vaan vähän. 22:n tonniin ne sen lupas. Saanhan mä sen ostaa
jooko. Pliiiiiis kulta."

Mies empii hetken ja sanoo sitten: "No okei. Osta nyt sitten."

Nainen jatkaa "Ai niin. Se mun vanha Mersu on tosi surkee ja ruman
värinen. Mä oon jo pitkään katellu jotain nätimpää ja nyt sitte
tänään mä huomasin et tossa autoliikkeessä oli se IHANAN värinen
Bemu vielä myynnissä. Saanhan mä käydä ostamassa sen. JOOOOKOOO?
Kulta rakaaas? Se on sen 345 tonnii mut ne jo lupas antaa sen kokonaan sun
kultareunasella kortillas ja ilman käsirahaa. Kulta voinhan mä tämän
kerran vähän törsätä kun se on ihan pakko se Mersu vaihtaa. Jooko?"

Mies tuumii hetken ja painaa sormea toiseen korvaan koska meteli on
kova. Kaverit taustalla huutaa että lopeta jo se jaarittelu
ja kaljalle.
"Okei, okei. Osta nyt sitten", mies sanoo vihdoin.

Nainen tajuaa tässä vaiheessa että ukko on tänään aika lepsulla
mielellä ja erittäin suopea. Nainen jatkaa: "Sit kulta mun on ihan
nyt pakko viel kysyy sulta yhtä toista juttuu. Ethän sä suutu?"

Mies: "No en tietenkään. Kysy vaan"

"No kun mä oon jo pitkään katsellu tota naapurin Sakua sillä
silmällä ja mun tekis ihan hirveesti mieli antaa sille. Jos mä vähän
tänään meen sen luo istumaan iltaa sen kanssa hyvän
viinipullon kanssa
niin ethän sä suutu? Ethän kulta kun kuitenkin sua mä vaan rakastan."

"No en mä nyt tosta suutu" sanoo mies. "Me vaan. Mut ei sitte ilman
kumia."

"No ei tietenkään. Ai nii ja viel yks pikku juttu kultapuppeli;
saahan mun äiti uuden miesystävänsä kanssa muuttaa meille kun on
ihan turha niitten maksaa vuokraa kun meillä on näin iso talo.
Voihan ne muuttaa jooko?"

"No, voi voi.", vastaa mies. "Oliko sulla muuta?"

"Ei muuta kulta. Kiitti hirveesti. Nähdään aamulla. Pusi pusi."

"Pusi pusi."

Mies pistää puhelimen kiinni ja katselee sitä mielenkiinnolla.
Huutaa sitten mölyävälle kaveriporukalleen:
"Aika näppärän pieni tää uus Ericsson. Kenen tää puhelin on??

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Auta kissaa valloittamaan Irc-Galleria
Lisäämällä tämä sinun päiväkirjaasi!

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Sä kerrot kerran sadannen sen kuinka itsekästä,
on aikaa käyttää haaveiluun ja turhiin unelmiin,
sä kerrot kuinka kiitollinen sietää olla tästä,
mä mitä sulta saanut oon,
kai se onkin niin,

Sun kovat sanas saavat silmät viimein avautumaan,
ne ihan uuteen valoon saattavat mun maailmain,
nostan katseen lattiasta peilikuvaan omaan,
nään lopultakin sen mitä sulta sain,

Kerto:
Mul on,
sydän täynnä tyhjää,
silmät täynnä kyyneleitä,
mul on kädet täynnä työtä,
josta kiitosta en saa,
mul on sisin täynnä tuskaa,
mul on mitta täynnä meitä,
mul on tunnit täynnä,
enkä aio odottaa,
mul on tunnit täynnä,
enkä aio odottaa,


Mun pitää päästä pois,
mun pitää päästä kauas susta,
ei väliä sen minne, kun vain löydän tien,
ja vaikka lähden tyhjin käsin vailla kantamusta,
niin huomaan liian paljon mukaani vien,


Kerto:
Mul on,
sydän täynnä tyhjää,
silmät täynnä kyyneleitä,
mul on kädet täynnä työtä,
josta kiitosta en saa,
mul on sisin täynnä tuskaa,
mul on mitta täynnä meitä,
mul on tunnit täynnä,
enkä aio odottaa,
mul on tunnit täynnä,
enkä aio odottaa .
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