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OINAS
[x] Olen äkkipikainen
[x] Sanon mitä ajattelen, en ajattele mitä sanon
[x] Suojelen läheisiäni kaikin keinoin
[x] Olen itsepäinen
[x] Unohdan välillä ajatella muita ihmisiä
[x] Minua ei saa määräillä
[ ] Vaadin vapautta ja tilaa ympärilleni
[x] Hätiköin usein
[ ] Olen itsenäinen
7

HÄRKÄ
[ ] Olen maanläheinen
[ ] En kiirehdi päätöksissäni
[ ] Olen pihi
[x] Rakastan syömistä
[x] Tulen helposti mustasukkaiseksi
[/] Pidän pääni joka asiassa
[x] Olen hidas
[x] Ulkonäöstä huolehtiminen on tärkeää
[ ] Pelkään petetyksi tulemista yli kaiken
4½

KAKSOSET
[ ] En ole kauan paikallani
[ ] Olen piikittelevä
[ ] Vaihdan mielipiteitäni usein
[x] Olen sosiaalinen
[ ] Keksin aina jotain sanomista
[x] Flirttailen paljon
[ ] Olen älykäs
[x] En osaa aina ottaa vastuuta asioista
[ ] Olen pinnallinen
3

RAPU
[x] Turvallisuus on tärkeää
[x] Olen hyvin tunteellinen
[x] Mielialani ailahtelee usein
[/] Loukkaannun helposti
[x] Olen kiltti
[ ] Suhtaudun kaikkeen varauksella
[ ] En halua kenellekään pahaa
[ ] Vaivun helposti itsesääliin
[x] Olen luotettava ystävä
5½

LEIJONA
[ ] Kerjään huomiota
[ ] Olen avarakatseinen
[x] Vaikutan usein omahyväiseltä
[ ] Olen kunnianhimoinen
[ ] Minulla on selvät päämäärät
[ ] Olen taipuvainen narsismiin
[ ] Tuskastun, jos minulla ei ole mitään tehtävää
[ ] Haluan kuuluisaksi
1

NEITSYT
[ ] Huolehdin välillä liikaa asioista
[ ] Olen perfektionisti
[ ] Pidän itseni hyvässä kunnossa
[x] Tykkään auttamisesta
[x] Olen herkkä
[/] Arvostan älykkyyttä
[x] Pidän siisteydestä
[ ] Olen kriittinen
[ ] Teen tehtäväni tunnollisesti
3½

VAAKA
[ ] Sopeudun helposti eri tilanteisiin
[x] Olen huono tekemään päätöksiä
[ ] Minuun on helppo ihastua
[x] Innostun välillä määräilemään
[x] Olen sovittelija
[x] Huolehdin joskus muista niin, että unohdan omat tarpeeni
[ ] En ole oma-aloitteinen
[x] Olen huomaavainen ystävä
[x] Osaan olla myös ivallinen
6

SKORPIONI
[x] Mietin paljon elämää suurempia asioita
[ ] Teen usein kärpäsestä härkäsen
[x] Inhoan pinnallisuutta
[ ] Olen epäileväinen
[ ] Haluan uudistaa asioita
[x] Olen kostonhimoinen
[x] Päätäni ei hevin käännetä
[x] Osaan olla hyvin ilkeä
[x] Tahdon kokea paljon
6

JOUSIMIES
[ ] Olen optimisti
[x] Rakastan matkustelua
[ ] Olen valmis tekemään paljon töitä tulevaisuuteni eteen
[x] Haluan seikkailla
[x] Olen suora ja rehellinen
[ ] Innostun joskus kerskuilemaan
[x] Olen fanaattinen
[x] Välillä olen vähän itsekäs
[ ] Luotan omaan filosofiaani
5

KAURIS
[ ] Olen ahkera
[ ] Inhoan laiskottelua
[x] Olen vastuuntuntoinen
[ ] Kärsin välillä stressistä
[ ] Teen joskus töitä yli rajojeni
[x] Tahdon tehdä kaiken mahdollisimman hyvin
[/] Minulla on paljon rutiineja
[ ] Olen parhaimmillani aamuisin
[ ] Olen hyvä organisoimaan asioita
2½

VESIMIES
[x] Olen muiden mielestä aika outo
[x] Tykkään mietiskellä
[x] Leijun omissa maailmoissani
[ ] Olen ennakkoluuloton
[/] Tahdon uudistaa asioita
[ ] Olen vähän yksinäinen
[ ] Saan paljon hyviä ideoita
[ ] Vaadin vapautta
[x] Kaipaan turvaa ja kannustusta
4½

KALAT
[x] Olen herkkä
[x] Rakastan muiden auttamista
[x] Olen romantikko
[x] Ajattelen enemmän muita kuin itseäni
[x] En osaa tehdä päätöksiä
[ ] Olen sympaattinen
[x] Vaivun joskus itsesääliin
[ ] Tapanani on pelastaa maailma
[ ] Minulla on hyvä muisti

TÄN MUKAAN OON OINAS! WTF?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VreP0ehz3OM

Ihmisillä on tunne, että he saavat sinut toimimaan käskyjensä mukaan, vaikka itse asiassa sinulla on eniten vaikutusvaltaa. Hallitset muita ihmisiä, kun annat heidän luulla hallitsevansa itse.

Ukkojen saunailta ja miehet istuu pöydän ääressä isolla kaveriporukalla. Viina virtaa ja kaikki pienessä laitamyötäisessä.
Meteli on kova, musiikki soi ja kaikki yrittää kännissään puhua kaikille ja yhtä aikaa.
Tunnelma hyvä. Pöydällä oleva kännykkä soi ja mies vastaa siihen:

"Haloo."

"No hei kulta minä täällä. Kauhee mökä siellä. Onks teillä hauskaa?"
kysyy naisääni.

Mies vastaa: "Joo, hauskaa on. Lähetään tästä kohta baariin."

"Okei. Ole sitte kiltisti siellä." sanoo nainen ja jatkaa: "Kuule,
kultapuppeli; kun mä tässä just sattumalta olin kävelyllä ja
huomasin tossa kultakaupan ikkunassa taas ton sormuksen josta mä
olen sulle aina puhunut niin etkö sä nyt vois sen verran antaa mun
törsätä kun sen hintakin on nyt tosi halpa. Vaan vähän yli 15 tonnii
mut siin on ne smaragditkin."

"Ai. Paljoko yli?" kysyy mies.

"No vaan vähän. 22:n tonniin ne sen lupas. Saanhan mä sen ostaa
jooko. Pliiiiiis kulta."

Mies empii hetken ja sanoo sitten: "No okei. Osta nyt sitten."

Nainen jatkaa "Ai niin. Se mun vanha Mersu on tosi surkee ja ruman
värinen. Mä oon jo pitkään katellu jotain nätimpää ja nyt sitte
tänään mä huomasin et tossa autoliikkeessä oli se IHANAN värinen
Bemu vielä myynnissä. Saanhan mä käydä ostamassa sen. JOOOOKOOO?
Kulta rakaaas? Se on sen 345 tonnii mut ne jo lupas antaa sen kokonaan sun
kultareunasella kortillas ja ilman käsirahaa. Kulta voinhan mä tämän
kerran vähän törsätä kun se on ihan pakko se Mersu vaihtaa. Jooko?"

Mies tuumii hetken ja painaa sormea toiseen korvaan koska meteli on
kova. Kaverit taustalla huutaa että lopeta jo se jaarittelu
ja kaljalle.
"Okei, okei. Osta nyt sitten", mies sanoo vihdoin.

Nainen tajuaa tässä vaiheessa että ukko on tänään aika lepsulla
mielellä ja erittäin suopea. Nainen jatkaa: "Sit kulta mun on ihan
nyt pakko viel kysyy sulta yhtä toista juttuu. Ethän sä suutu?"

Mies: "No en tietenkään. Kysy vaan"

"No kun mä oon jo pitkään katsellu tota naapurin Sakua sillä
silmällä ja mun tekis ihan hirveesti mieli antaa sille. Jos mä vähän
tänään meen sen luo istumaan iltaa sen kanssa hyvän
viinipullon kanssa
niin ethän sä suutu? Ethän kulta kun kuitenkin sua mä vaan rakastan."

"No en mä nyt tosta suutu" sanoo mies. "Me vaan. Mut ei sitte ilman
kumia."

"No ei tietenkään. Ai nii ja viel yks pikku juttu kultapuppeli;
saahan mun äiti uuden miesystävänsä kanssa muuttaa meille kun on
ihan turha niitten maksaa vuokraa kun meillä on näin iso talo.
Voihan ne muuttaa jooko?"

"No, voi voi.", vastaa mies. "Oliko sulla muuta?"

"Ei muuta kulta. Kiitti hirveesti. Nähdään aamulla. Pusi pusi."

"Pusi pusi."

Mies pistää puhelimen kiinni ja katselee sitä mielenkiinnolla.
Huutaa sitten mölyävälle kaveriporukalleen:
"Aika näppärän pieni tää uus Ericsson. Kenen tää puhelin on??

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