IRC-Galleria

Pick the month you were born

1 (Jan) - I ran naked with
2 (Feb) -I shot
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I jumped
6 (June)- I ran shirtless with
7 (July) - I smoked with

8 (Aug) - I had sex with
9 (Sept) - I snogged with
10 (Oct) - I robbed
11 (Nov) - I cuddled with
12 (Dec) - I slapped

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the trojan man
02 - a homeless guy
03 -a goat
04- my lover
05 - Barney the dinosaur
06 - a rock star
07 - Paris Hilton
08 - a tooth brush
09 - a mop
10 - my boyfriend
11 - a teletubby
12 - a glass of milk
13 - the cookie monster
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bowl of custard
18 - a whore
19 - a condom
20 - a stripper
21 - a bowl of cereal
22 - a dog
23 - Capt Birdseye
24 - a lesbian
25 - my ex boyfriend
26 - a bag of weed

27 - a french fry
28 - a hottie
29 - an Easter egg
30 -a porn star
31 - Frosty the snowman

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

Green - because that bitch stole my last rolo
Black - because I love marijuana
Pink - because I'm good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Brown- because I like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Grey - because I'm sexy like that
Other - because my pet dog wouldn't do me
White -because I still love him
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Blue - because im the sexiest bitch alive
Tye dye- because I can stop having sex
None- because i have a killer six pack