IRC-Galleria

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koulun käytävällä:
Taru: PIKKU BENNA!
Benna: en oo mikään pikkunen..
*hiljaisuus*
Benna: sä oot vaan SUURI! <3 :DD

Benna<sydän>

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Zu3DvBaDAY8 <333

olisko viel jollain muulla viel jtn sanottavaa, heittäkää viel lisää paskaa vaan niskaa, sitä on jo tullu niin paljon et ei se enään haittaa vaikka kuinka paljon sitä tulis lisää.

Annika sanoo: meen nyt sitä yhtä nukkumattia moikkaa(se on mun yö hoito.) mulla näit hoitoja löytyy ;-)<3

Taru sanoo: munki pitää mennä hoitelee noi meijän katit! Grauu! <3 ja sit saan hyvät unet ku nään unta urpon perseest! <33

Annika sanoo: hajos :-D<33

Taru sanoo: njam! tykkään sust! <3 en ainakaan oo lääkkeis! :o yeh! ja sä oot mun vakio pano! <3

Annika sanoo: :-P nii mäki sua. Tuuks imee mun melaa? LÄPPÄ :-P<3

Annika<sydän> (sä oot mun RAKAS MUNA AIVO IHANA TYTTÖ JOLLA ON MELA HOUSUIS MUT SEKI ON MAAILMAN ISOIN JA IHANIN SE ON KIVA KU SE RUNKKAA MUA!!!<3<3<33)

ETUNIMESI ALKUKIRJAIN
A=runkkasin
B=söin
C=matkin
D=esitin
E=hakkasin
F=puin
G=väritin
H=oksensin
I=raiskasin
J=nain
K=kokkasin
L=etsin
M=suutelin
N=nuolin
O=kaveerasin
P=nukutin
Q=kiusasin
R=mulkoilin
S=tapoin
T=pahoinpitelin
U=meikkasin
V=nussin
W=taputtelin
X=pitelin
Y=heitin
Z=ulostin
Å=tönäisin
Ä=ruoskin
Ö=raavin

HIUSTESI VÄRI
mustat=viime yönä
tumman ruskeat=eilen
vaalean ruskeat=2 päivää sitten
punaiset=vuosi sitten
vaaleahkot=viime viikolla
blondit=tunti sitten

SYNTYMÄPÄIVÄSI
1=pulkkamäessä
2=liikuntatunnilla
3=kaverin synttäreillä
4=televisiossa
5=levytysstudiossa
6=saunassa
7=jääkiekko-ottelussa
8=sängyssä
9=isosiskon kämpillä
10=autossa
11=koulubussissa
12=lentokentällä
13=uimahallissa
14=lomajahdilla
15=hississä
16=näytelmäkerhossa
17=mummolassa
18=vaatekaupassa
19=strippibaarissa
20=koirankopissa
21=korukaupassa
22=mallitoimistossa
23=tädin häissä
24=ravintolassa
25=hautajaisissa
26=eläintarhassa
27=homobaarissa
28=navetassa
29=metsässä
30=hotellissa
31=ruotsin risteilyllä

SYNTYMÄVUOTESI
1982 ja siitä alaspäin=hammaslääkäriä
1983=opettajaani
1984=leijonaa
1985=takapuolta
1986=tuntematonta poikaa
1987=kissaamme
1988=penistä
1989=homoa
1990=ohikulkijaa
1991=stripparia
1992=naapurin mummoa
1993=isoveljen kaveria
1994=terapeuttiani
1995 ja siitä ylöspäin=rinnakkaisluokan priimusta

KENGÄN NUMERO
35 ja sitä pienempi=ja se oli söpöä
36=ja se kuvasi hyvin persoonaani
37=enkä tajua miksi tein sen
38=ja se oli niin ihanaa
39=ja se oli kauheinta mitä olen kokenut
40=ja voisin tehdä sen uudestaan vaikka heti
41=ja se oli märkää puuhaa
42 ja sitä isompi=ja siinä hommassa meni käsi kipsiin

MISSÄ OLET NYT
omassa huoneessa=ja kaiken lisäksi jäi traumoja
tietokonehuoneessa=koska tein sen omalla tavallani
kirjastossa=enkä pitänyt siitä muutenkaan
olohuoneessa=mutta en kadu sitä yhtään
kaverilla/sukulaisella=koska osasin sen niin hyvin
kulkuneuvossa=mutta nykyään pelkään sitä
keittiössä=enkä mielestäni edes osannut sitä
muualla=ja päivä päivältä kadun sitä yhä enemmän

kusiko noussu hattuu, no
vittu mä en tiedä
sul on joku ongelma, ja
tajuut sen kyl vielä
teet elämäs vaikeeks, sitä
et voi kieltää
onks fiksuu muijast toisee
vaa aina kiertää
sul on isot kuteet, ja oot
muka vitun komee
kato peilii jäbä, ja laske
samal kolmee
mieti mitä sä oot, ja
laske
keskisormes
et oo mitää, sä oot vaa
pelkkä pieni loinen
sust on siistii esittää
jotai mitä et oo
must olis siistii
tuudittaa
sut kehtoo
ja kertoo, et sun esitys
on
melko hentoo
pidin sua mun kaverina,
olit
ihan rento
mut totuus paljastu, koska
nään susta läpi
odotan innol ku muut
tajuu,
ja sä häviit
onha se ikävää, mut ei mun
käy sääliks
ainaki sä tajuut, et nyt
sä
teit väärin.

esitys sun on aika kehno,
buuaus kaikuu kaupunkien yllä,
sulle esirippu eteen lasketaan,
sua ei enään lavalle päästetä,
sun uras on nyt ohi,
avaa silmäs ja katso peiliin,
ehkä joskus vielä tajuat,
mitä oot ittelles tehnyt.

10 KYSYMYSTÄ SINUSTA
Nimesi? : Taru
Ikä? : 15
Kuinka pitkä olet? : noin 170
Mikä on lempivärisi? : tummat ja haaleat värit
Onkos ollut hyvä päivä? : puoliks :)
Millainen mieliala on tällä hetkellä?: energinen mut muuten normi
Minkä väriset hiukset sinulla on nyt? : punaruskeevaalee.
Onko sinulla oma TV? : on tietty :D
Jos saisit yhden yliluonnollisen kyvyn, mikä se olisi? : taikoa :D
Näitkö unta viime yönä? Millaista?: en muista enään :)

9 KYSYMYSTÄ IHMISSUHTEISTASI
Seurusteletko? : en
Jos et, onko sinulla ihastusta? : öö en kait
Omistatko paljon ystäviä? : en määrittele
Entä kavereita? : onhan niit
Mikä ero niillä ylipäätään on? : Ystävään voi luottaa täysin.
Onko sinulla hyvät välit vanhempiisi? : mutsiin joo mut faijaan ei
Onko sinua ikinä petetty (kaverisuhteessa tai seurustelusuhteessa)? : on
Oletko itse pettänyt? : olen
Mikä on pahin asia, mitä sinulle on koskaan sanottu?: no comment

MITEN SANOT NÄMÄ 8 SANAA?
Koti? : hima
Poikaystävä? : poikaystävä
Savuke? : rööki, tupakka
Opettaja? : ope, maikki
Kissa? : kissa, kisu, katti
Bussi? : bussi, dösä
Helsinki? : stadi, helsinki ja hesa

7 OLETKO KOSKAAN
istunut katolla? : joo
nähnyt kuollutta? : joo
soittanut kitaraa? : joo
vilautellut? : joo
itkenyt itseäsi uneen? : joo
juonut pillimehua pussista? : en
istunut koneella 6h putkeen? : joo

6 KYSYMYSTÄ KUOLEMASTA
Pelkäätkö kuolemaa? : en.
Onko kukaan läheisesi kuollut? : on
Jos katseella voisi tappaa, moniko olisi jo kuollut? : vaikka kuinka monta
Monenko ihmisen puolesta olisit itse valmis kuolemaan? : parhaitten ystävien
Entä monenko ihmisen käsiin uskoisit henkesi? : valittujen
Ajatteletko usein kuolemaa? : olen ajatellut

5 VALINTAA
Sininen vai punainen? : punainen
Vanilja vai mansikka? : mansikka
Rock vai pop? : rock
Tietokone vai TV? : kone
Raha vai rakkaus? : rakkaus

5 SEKALAISTA KYSYMYSTÄ
Omistatko autoa? Jos et, millaisen auton haluaisit? : en
Pidätkö enemmän Coca-Colasta vai Pepsistä? : cokiksesta.
Menetkö ensi kesänä festareille? : ei voi tietää.
Haluaisitko jonkun lävistyksen? : joo.
3 henkilöä joita halasit viimeksi?: annika, jutta ja hanne

3 TEKISIKÖ MIELESI...
...pizzaa? : joo
...mennä rannalle? : joo
...nukahtaa ikuiseen uneen? : joo.

2 NIPPELITIETOKYSYMYSTÄ
Kuulet kavereidesi puhuvan "Dthrashin neljästä suuresta", osaatko kertoa mitkä bändit ovat kyseessä?: en
Tiedätkö mikä on suden latinankielinen nimi? : en.

1 VIIMEINEN KYSYMYS
Onko sinulla salaisuutta, jota et ole koskaan pystynyt kertomaan kenellekään? : on.

Noniin. Annan sinulle kysymyksiä ja sinä käyt osoitteessa http://www.lintukoto.net/viihde/oraakkeli/ kyselemässä kysymykset oraakkelilta ja kirjoitat oraakkelin vastaukset tänne. HUOM! Saat muotoilla kysymykset haluamaasi kieleen, tyyliin tai murteeseen tai vaihtaa sanajärjestystä, mutta kysymyksessä pitää olla sama juoni. Nyt kirjoittamaan.

1. Mikä minun nimeni on?
- janita

2. Missä asun?
- Bahamalla

3. Mikä olen?
- Olet huippusuosittu rock-muusikko ja idearikas kynäilijä sekä himoittu seksisymboli, muttet vielä vain tiedä sitä.

4. Millainen olen?
- Sä osaat kyllä puhua naiselle, tiesitkö?

5. Kuka olen?
- Joku jolla on selkeästi päässyt oma persoonallisuus hukkumaan.

6. Mikä minulle on tärkeintä?
- Hauskanpito, mutta minun pitää jättää asian tarkempi selvittäminen sinulle.

7. Mikä on ollut kaikista turhinta elämässäni?
- Sukulaiset, kunnes lehmät lentävät.

8.Mikä on arvoikkain asia mielestäni maailmassa?
-Se on tää kaikki meidän ympärillä.

9. Miltä näytän?
- teekkarilta

10. Miltä tunnun?
- koululta

11. Miltä maistun?
- maaseudulta

12. Miltä tuoksun?
- tunkkaiselta

13. Missä minun kuuluisi olla?
- Mosambikissa, lapsityövoimalla...

14. Mikä minun kuuluisi olla?
- Helsinki

15. Mistä minut löytää?
- ulkomailta

16. Miten minut tavoittaa?
- en ylläpidä mitään osoiterekisteriä

17. Minkä ikäinen olen?
- Paria kuukautta vajaa 18 v.

18. Sukupuoleni?
- Hei olisko susta näköistä kuvaa netissä missään? Missä?

19. Montako henkilöä minun pitäisi haastaa tähän?
- Niin monta kuin on sinulla varpaita. Eli kuusikymmentä ellen ihan väärin laskenut.