I have personally killed 6,078 men in cold blood while looking them in the eye; jumped on 1,455 live grenades; and stuffed fourteen feet of my own intestine back into my stomach.
If that doesn't scare you out of your frilly pink leotards, guess what: You are an idiot and you hate America.
Kwaak-Kwaakhuhuhuhu
SNOIPAR.
SAPPIN'.
MAH.
RUISLEIPÄ.
Tytti huahahah