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Ross: I'm gonna be happy this year. I'm gonna make myself happy!
Chandler: So you want us to leave the room or..?

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Joey: Hey! Some girl ate Monica.
Monica: Oh, shut up! The camera adds ten pounds.
Chandler: Ahhh...so how many cameras are actually on you?

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Chandler: And... condoms?
Joey: Who knows how long we are gonna be here, we might have to populate the earth!
Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?

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Chandler: I can see the headline now: "Lottery winners' friend filled with regret eats own arm".
Ross: Why would I eat my own arm?
Chandler: Well you wouldn't, but we own the paper, we can print whatever we want.

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Joey: I'm hungry.
Phoebe: We could eat the wax! It's organic.
Chandler: Oh great, food with hair on it.
Phoebe: No, not the used wax.
Chandler: Because THAT would be crazy.

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Nora Bing: Hi, Chandler. This is Dennis. He's a great guy.... and a fantastic lover.
Chandler: Hello, Dennis. Thank you for pleasing my mother so.

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Joey: You didn't cry when Bambi's mum died?
Chandler: Yes, it was so sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer!